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𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬

@brianthorner.bsky.social

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𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Savage take @theonion.com

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𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Netflix Documentary ‘Brown Milk v White House’ to air

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Rebuild

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𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

This looks like their Kansas cousins

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𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Lack of propaganda

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𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Hard pass

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Must be true if I read it on the internet.

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

The non-Don

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𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Lack of pass rush is going to be a problem down the stretch

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Defensive collapse with a little help from the officiating.

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

At times I say I’m Libertarian because it’s more palatable than explaining to people that both sides are dead fucking wrong.

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

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a man with long hair is giving a thumbs up and saying he 's gonna fix the economy .

ALT: a man with long hair is giving a thumbs up and saying he 's gonna fix the economy .

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Shit. Now I gotta watch this.

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Hard to ignore the $20 beer you stand 30 minutes in line for before even reaching the lawn seats

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Asking Alexa+ to continue to make slow moaning sounds suddenly seems passé

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Ska band Louder, Worse is up next.

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Uncle Rico was unavailable.

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𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Metalliclaus

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

White women: f around and find out

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𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Two branches of our armed forces together have an opportunity to defend our country from the person who is responsible for defending our country. Plays mediocre football game instead.

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𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Can we just give her the keys to the country already

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Five seasons in the NFL, and Trevor Lawrence still looks like CGI. @jaguarsnfl.bsky.social

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Passengers who stand up first get a bad rap. They are keeping civility from those twats in the back of the plane who try and cut the line.

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𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

They called him Sleepy Joe because Americans could actually sleep at night.

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

You should try bacon

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𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

‘Be more than a meme’ is going on a random shitter’s wall today

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

It is, once again, socially acceptable to applaud after landing.

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𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

I envy my dogs. No lobbyists out there rewriting the definitions of ingredients in their bowls.

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Have you tried turning on Fox News?

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

With that run on sentence, you can lay some lyrics, too.

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

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a man is covering his mouth with his hands and the word schitts creek is on the bottom right

ALT: a man is covering his mouth with his hands and the word schitts creek is on the bottom right

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Wait. No. The Village People?

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Missionary

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𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Level up

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𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

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a man in a chef 's uniform is sitting in front of a bar and says woot .

ALT: a man in a chef 's uniform is sitting in front of a bar and says woot .

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Tell that to my bookie

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Another reason adulthood does, indeed, suck. #youmeangetto

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Where coaches go to die.

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

That’s called a ‘hell no’

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Why are they getting paid? Give em a sandwich (toasted).

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𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

But did the Capital One guy make an appearance at the coin flip

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

I need Superman to confirm.

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𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Karma: 1 Butker: 0

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Suck rule

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𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

I’ll be honest…this is the first time since Four Loko I feel confident about my dance moves.

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𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Both options sound tragic.

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𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

I don’t.

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

The Chesapeake about to get pounded. 🍆

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𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞[𝐒𝐤𝐲] 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 @brianthorner.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

finally got over that hump