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Brianomite 🧨

@brianomite.bsky.social
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Often dazzled by your brilliance. Never baffled by your bullshit

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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Big spider energy there
Far Side by Gary Larson
Cartoon of a playground slide with a web stretched across the bottom.  Two spiders on the side rail are talking to each other.  The caption reads "If we pull this off, we'll eat like kings."
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well hot damn, that did it. Took a few hours because I dont know my way around shaders or the shader graph but it was a fairly simple graph. Thanks again for the tip.
Unity shader graph using fresnel node to add an iridescent effect to a material shaderScreenshot of material which has a teal fabric with iridescent red highlights shifting the color from teal to purple based on the angle of reflection
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guess I get to bust this out again
Woman being thrown from a van meme- at the top it reads"after the midterms",  the van is labeled "republicans"  the woman thrown from the van reads "migrant caravan"
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Found this heart shaped grease spot on my napkin which I will be taking the wrong message from 🥰
A spot of grease on a napkin that has the shape of a heart
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Jd vance quote bubble
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Scrolled for a minute and that's enough for me
Muting the phrase 9/11 in bsky settings
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Square hole lady disturbed by the shape going in the wrong hole
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The sea is angry today my friends. Like an old man trying to take back soup at a deli
A big wave crashing into foamy churned up surf
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just checked the Google Earth app and WTF indeed
Screenshot of the Google Earth app, the search bar says Lake Ontario, but the map says Lake America and they show a photo of that is also labeled Lake America because Google is a bunch of dumbfucks
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Omg he did the thing.
GW Bush on an aircraft carrier with a giant banner that reads "Mission Accomplished".

The mission was absolutely not accomplished.  Easily in the top 5 dumbest moments of the Bush era
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Here it is, your half minute of zen
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the Bouncing Souls - Anchors Aweigh (2003)
Album cover for The Bouncing Souls Anchors Aweigh
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Caught this cloud forming out of thin air, so cool
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Was not expecting so much color in the #sunset tonight 😍
Glowing orange and purple sunset
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I won odometer poker today
Odometer reading 33333
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Got this energy going on
Jason

@longwall26

Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

YouGov

@YouGov

12 Jul 19

One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams yougov.co.uk/opi/surveys/re...

One in eight men think they could take a point off Serena Williams

Do you think if you were playing your very best tennis, you could win a point off Serena Williams?%

I think I could

I don't think I could
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Did she actually say this or was she quoting someone else? Article is unclear
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thehill.com

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THE HILL

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) on Sunday quoted a New York City Council member in describing Wisconsin gubernatorial candidate Francesca Hong's (D) past positions, saying "Woke 1 was crazy."

ABC News's "This Week" host Jonathan Karl asked Ocasio-Cortez in an interview about her opinion on Hong's past stances and statements, including urging Americans to "cancel Thanksgiving." The New York lawmaker said Hong has "moved away from it."

"And I have a local city councilman that has this saying that 'Woke 1 was crazy," she added, causing her and Karl to laugh. "And I think that what's important is that we have to assess what a candidate is saying now."
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Ok this article is strange because in the first paragraph it quotes her saying woke 1 was crazy with no other context but in the third paragraph she is quoted by quoting someone else saying it. Are they trying put the words of someone else in her mouth because she quoted them? Even in the headline?
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thehill.com

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THE HILL

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) on Sunday quoted a New York City Council member in describing Wisconsin gubernatorial candidate Francesca Hong's (D) past positions, saying "Woke 1 was crazy."

ABC News's "This Week" host Jonathan Karl asked Ocasio-Cortez in an interview about her opinion on Hong's past stances and statements, including urging Americans to "cancel Thanksgiving." The New York lawmaker said Hong has "moved away from it."

"And I have a local city councilman that has this saying that 'Woke 1 was crazy," she added, causing her and Karl to laugh. "And I think that what's important is that we have to assess what a candidate is saying now."
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
A cat with a mustache wearing a top hat, tie and striped shirt.

"JENKINS"
"FETCH ME MY BATHING TOASTER"
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A.I. talked about electric cars. I don't know anything about cars, so when people said A.I.was a genius I figured A.I.must be a genius.

Then A.I talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said A.I was a genius I figured A.l.must be a genius.

Now A.I.talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software & A.I. is saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say, so when people say A.I.'s a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I mean, its all sugar in there. The caramel, the nougat, everything
Astronomers detect sugar near the Milky Way center
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Peak peachiness. Im gonna stop taking pics and enjoy the rest. Thanks for joining me.
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lots of color now
LandscapePortraitCloseup
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
More colors
Landscape, more colorPortrait, more colorsCloseup, more colors
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Getting some pink in the upper clouds
Landscape, pink clouds Portrait, pink cloudsCloseup, pink clouds
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sun is down, a little more color
Landscape, after sun is downCloseup, after sun is down
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The sun is at the horizon
Lanscape, sun at horizon Portrait, sun at horizonCloseup. Sun at horizon
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Looks like the sun will be obscured behind some clouds as it hits the horizon
Landscape of the sunset.  The sun is a bit lowerPortrait of the sunset, the sun is lowerCloseup of the sunset, the sun a bit lower
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The early stages
Landscape shot of the sunset.  Sun still aways above the horizonPortrait view of the same stage sunsetA closeup portrait of the sunset, the sun just below the center of the palm tree
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Reminded me of this
A cow sits on the witness stand next to the judge and a lawyer in front.  Caption: "Look. Wen know how you did it-*how* is no longer the question. What we want to know is why...Why now, brown cow?"
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Simpson's Lionel Hutz business card meme.

USA & Iran MOU
Cease
Fire

Corrected to 

USA & Iran MOU
Cease?
Fore!
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Happy #250th from the 50th state 🎇🍻
A firework in the distance over the ocean, beach in the foreground and palm trees on the left.  Lights from the hotels flank the firework on the left while a string of boat lights flank the right
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I knew it
T- RUMP
A cartoon drawing of a hybrid T-Rex legs and tail and the torso of Donald Trump wearing a suit and tie.  There are butt cheeks in the place of the face
Tyrannosaurus Rump
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
There's a guy here who brings his goat to the beach and another brings his pig
A goat on the beachA beeg fat peeg on the beach
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Venus, Jupiter, and the Moon (with Earthsine)
The sky with Venus(top left), Jupiter (center), and the Moon (right).  Crescent Moon with Earthshine lighting up the dark side
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
When you make inflation go up but want credit for bringing it down
Bart Simpon: I'll take up smoking and give that up
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Sliding into your group chat like...
SpongeBob and Patrick playing slide whistles
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
There's still time
Bart: This is the most corrupt thing Trump has done

Homer: This is the most corrupt thing Trump has done so far
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This is the most corrupt thing Trump has done

This is the most corrupt thing Trump has done so far
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I dont know why I did this
Cybertruck standing in his briefs saying "Its a boat time"
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Top frame: Bart says This is the most corrupt thing Trump has done

Bottom Frame: Homer tells Bart This is the most corrupt thing Trump has done so far
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
If you can smell this be sure to get screened for colon cancer
Evil Eddie Garbage Pail Kids card
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Let them eat cake
Cake in a box with a gecko peaking out i side the box
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Here comes the woman with the look in her eye She's raised on leather, with flesh on her mind Words as weapons, sharper than knives Makes you wonder how the other half die Devil inside, the devil inside Every single one of us, the devil inside
Pope singing into with a microphone
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Burger King logo and at the bottom it says where's the beef?  Inside the bun it says right here bitch
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
A roast in a beef giant yorkshire pork pudding turkey, all in the Burger King logo
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
You there boy, what day is it?
Ebenezer Scrooge looking out the window
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Ok but i gotta know how you do it?
Pants on the back legs onlyPants on all 4 legs
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Brianomite 🧨 @brianomite.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
USS Enterprise visiting with its cloud cloaking device on
Looks like a cloud but its shape gives away that it is actually the USS Enterprise from Star Trek
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