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Dear Holy Father, Please bless this cholesterol And the arteries which are about to receive it. Grant us peace And grant us effective relief by Grant Thornton. Amen

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I Imidgen that was uncomfortable!

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Random #fpl player from my all-time rosters: 15. Sepp van den Berg, Brentford, 2024-25 A rare cheap defender who was good enough to start every week and not so good as to create a budget headache. Wish I had the courage to roster him last year too! #fpl

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

We slow our heart rate down by spending so much time in the library. #gocats

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Tbf, he started creating content 21 years ago on the 7th Floor Crew … that’s a sneaky long career.

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

When Kaitlyn Chen is in the building, there is really no need for any other vibe-check mechanism.

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Stewart and Ionescu, I presume? The wnba entrance fashion HAS been remarkable all year.

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Nah, it will be at Wrigley (the permanent backup stadium)!

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

14. Ryan Sessegnon, Fulham, 2018-19 If you look hard enough on the internet, you can find an article promoting literally any #fpl asset. Apparently whomever wrote this one was convincing.

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Extra credit for timing the screengrab on a punt!

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I am here for your niche joke!

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

13. Jason Steele, Brighton, 2021-22 From real-life backup to real-life starter to #fpl backup to #fpl starter! Related: it’s possible that Robert Sánchez has never been good.

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

12. Casemiro, Man U, 2025-26 My H2H opponent, prior to the start of the GW, said “who picks Casemiro?” I did, and I won the matchup!

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

11. Troy Deeney, Watford, 2019-20 We’ve reached the point in the #fpl international break where others are generating uninteresting, kinda desperate content. Well, friends, I’ve been giving you the same since day 1 of the break! #fpl

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

10. Richarlson, 2018-19, Everton And 2021-22, Everton And 2022-23, Spurs And even 2025-26, Spurs Clearly I have a problem. #fpl

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hey man, got any guesses as to how many years “great moments in baseball have been broadcast on the radio?”

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

9. Joshua (not Josh) King, Bournemouth, 2019-20 You’d think a team with a productive Norwegian #fpl forward would not be relegated. But you would be wrong. #FPL

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

8. Jefferson Lerma, Bournemouth, 2023ish I’m too lazy to look up the exact date, but I took a one week punt and Lerma got 11 points (pre DEFCON) and a rare goal!

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Mine is running fine, except it appears to show only one team making baskets in the third quarter.

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

7. Glenn Whelan, Stoke, 2015-16 He succeeded on many a cold, rainy Tuesday night in Stoke!

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You really can’t get from Iowa City to Ann Arbor without stopping in Kalamazoo. At least for a second or two.

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Like, OSU has won and you are celebrating with a reference to a comedy sketch of Prince (may he rest in peace) winning a pickup basketball game? Did I get the joke?

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

6. Giovanni Lo Celso, Spurs, 2019-20 In the “before” times … before COVID and before Spurs decided to be permanently 17th.

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He’s having a Career Day! A day so bad that you change careers.

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

5. Hugo Bueno, Wolves, 2022-23 What’s better than a £4.0M #fpl defender who gets occasional clean sheets? A £3.8M defender who got, erm, one clean sheet.

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I feel like Abe Simpson when I listen to Dickerson … enough with the pitch mix and spin rate and newfangled analytics!

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

4. Anthony Knockaert, Brighton, 2015-16 Still a handsome, handsome man! #fpl

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Will the Young Men ™️ have time for their Nap ™️ ?

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

@cameronsalerno.bsky.social - lotsa laughs in this story. Especially the part comparing a roster of pro players to Airbnb and Uber (those ethical paragons). Related: my head would explode if I were on the LSU Athletics beat. www.cbssports.com/college-bask...

cbssports.com

Will Wade explains LSU's 'unconventional' four-player roster: 'We're going to be unapologetic about it'

Wade breaks his silence on the Tigers' roster before his second stint as coach of the Tigers begins

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hard to believe that this *extremely niche* joke only has three likes so far. Stay strong, Hippie. #fpl

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

3. Dango Ouattara, Bournemouth, 2023-24 You might be thinking of Dango as a kinda/sorta rosterable #fpl asset for Brentford. But I remember him as a Cherries debutante who scored … one lousy goal in 30 appearances. #fpl

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Ridiculous #FPL player of the day: 2. Kalvin Phillips, Ipswich Town, 2024-25 I started him in GW1! By GW 3, he was transferred out. Here in the US, we would call a fantasy pick like this a “post-hype sleeper”

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

19 SKEETS INCOMING: for the 19 days of the #fpl International Break, I will be skeeting one ridiculous name per day that I have rostered through the years: 1. Aaron Mooy, Huddersfield, 2017-18 According to the internets, Town actually stayed up that year! #fpl

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Currently averaging 31.0 ppg

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Brian Nemo @briannemo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026