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Brianna Puppet

@briannapuppet.bsky.social
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Artist, engineer, philosopher-courtesan, occult practitioner, do-gooder, compulsive singer.

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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Last night I dreamed that I had inherited a big house, where an old section was being used as a perpendicularity by worldhoppers. I caught one, a mother and adult daughter, and they thought I was trying to stop them, and I was like, "I don't want to stop you, I want to travel with you." #cosmere
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The other day I found a trans pride flag in the driveway and I was dead ass like “The Standard! It lies crumpled in the dirt like a rag! Lieutenant, what are your orders? We fight! Sisters, assemble around the standard! Victory, or death!” And now it’s on my altar. #demonsky #transpride
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I became militantly she/her and never EVER they/them because for years I experienced TERF-adjacents disregarding my femininity even as I showed up to every non-work event in cute little dresses and pigtails But now a boy wants to top me hard and I'm utterly passed (sic) caring that he calls me they
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Time to blow the fucking horns, angels
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today I forgive my father for the scars on my cheeks. They look *cute*. Helluva way to get them though (staph infection)
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Your art deserves to be made because I guarantee you if you were ALLOWED to make it by capitalism, it would give someone the strength to live another day www.youtube.com/shorts/Bfp7y...
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What’s could equal a human soul #fullmetalalchemist #shorts #animeshorts
YouTube video by Thee Astral Detectives
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So like beauty really does come from within. When people tell you you're beautiful, it's because they see all the good inside you and they associate your face with that goodness. The reason most people don't see themselves as beautiful is because they associate their face with the sadness inside.
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@nyxthenightherself.myatproto.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=KES8...
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Truth about Lilith ¦ How to work with her energy
YouTube video by Jade Shinu
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Who controls the Control Demon?
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASfm... so it turns out Thomas Gold was like, half right about abiogenic oil!
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There’s an Entire Ecosystem Living Deep Underground That Shouldn’t Exist
YouTube video by Anton Petrov
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oh that's so fuckin funny, it's actually a different amount but they hacked it to make it satanic just for me
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I asked Gemini "what would Uzi Doorman do?"
This is a screenshot of a Google Gemini search, presented with the prompt "what would uzi doorman do." According to Gemini, Uzi Doorman would build an illegal weapon, reject authority, pick a fight, get awkward with friends, and save the world, reluctantly.
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
In the words of my favorite biology teacher, "Complementary Structure, Baby."
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I find this video really interesting www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMcd...
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Yin-Yang Is Not About "Balance"|What the Original Actually Says
YouTube video by TangSaying
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I wonder why Descartes never bothered to conclude that his demon exists
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
That anime about underage, hypersexualized magickal girls is some kinda fucking cia honeypot and you can't convince me otherwise like come on Japan, adult activity is for adults
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
OH MY GODS BOYS TALK SO MUCH SOMETIMES
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Isn't it funny that Vox wishes he could hypnotize someone he calls Bambi? I sure noticed that. #hazbin #bambisleep
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
When your mistress says, "There's nothing I wouldn't do for you," and you know she means it. #witchsky #demonsky
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@discord.com down boooooooo
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
NOBODY gets Baxter from Hazbin Hotel. He's a scientist. His hypothesis was that redemption is impossible. That doesn't mean he's a pessimist... just that he's a mad scientist. He carefully investigated and crafted experiments, and eventually became satisfied that he his hypothesis was wrong.
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I think not a lot of people know this, but "fall in love" is not a metaphor. You feel them like your own heart. The floor drops out. Your knees go weak.
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
We're supposed to have free exercise of religion in this country and yet I don't see any real chads in the major leagues #witchsky #demonsky
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Am I the only person who hears Ed Mercer as Brian Griffin? #orville
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
#demonsky
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I couldn't make your kids into gay vampires if they weren't gay vampires at heart #demonolatry
An instance of the "trans girl drake meme." In the top (shunned) frame are the words, "promoting demon worship to bring about the apocalypse" and in the bottom (preferred) frame is "promoting demon worship so I always have good cartoons to watch"
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
60 files changed, 5272 insertions(+), 7670 deletions(-) Today, using IntelliJ, without LLMs
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Count Binface makes me wish I was a cis woman so I could bear him hordes of irreverent genius children #clacton
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🦊.quiet.ink @quiet.ink · 04/08/2026
i accidentally poured some boiling water on my hand yesterday. i guess i took splash damage?
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
You took _1_ point of _fire_ damage! Your skill with _Hot Glue Gun_ has increased by 1!
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The year is 2001. I am taking an art class. Photoshop takes 2 minutes to start. The year is 2009. I am doing graphic design gig work. Photoshop takes 2 minutes to start. The year is 2026. I am creating thumbnails for youtube. Photoshop takes 2 minutes to start.
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
As bad as VoxTek is, at least they didn't get rid of their DEI program #hazbin
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Wow some fuckin clown ass engineers working on the CA DROP website, down on day 1. I'm sure they're sleeping like babies with pensions and better-than-market healthcare.
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It's stupendous how I try to play the Instagram game and rarely break 20 likes, but I can casually upload a masturbation video and be worshipped by nearly 4000 gooners within a few hours hypnotube.com/video/goonin...
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Gooning Along To Bambi TikToks
Yeah so like Bambi has I MEAN "I have" been going deeper than usual lately and I just thought it would be fun for ppl to watch me break my brain! I've been dolled up about twice a week, which means a ...
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Claude is throwing 529's and I'm sure they're gonna be all like omg this is because people are opposing datacenters
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Currently r/hazbin is having drama because they banned incest ships and everyone is arguing over whether Seraphim Sisters and FallenWings are literal sisters or figurative sisters. I feel like stepping in and reminding the puritanical gen z/alpha that all humans — indeed, all animals — are cousins.
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I have a reddit feud with a crypto-terf whose handle identifies her as an under-30 Hilary Rodham Clinton superfan
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
good times make catgirls catgirls make bad times bad times make puppygirls puppygirls go woof
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
OK OK so yell at me if you want, but Claude Code is really good. Like, it does everything two junior engineers on adderall were supposed to do, when placed under a competent experienced programmer. But what always happened was the youngshit devs were arrogant and stupid and so they rebelled.
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
No Padme, you'll be working 996 at a "startup" owned by fascist with no DEI department and getting paid enough to rent 1/3rd of a bedroom #ai #claude
An instance of the "For the better right Anakin?" meme. Anakin says, "With AI, you'll be able to do 10x as much work". Padme says, "So I'll get paid 10x as much or only work a couple hours a day, right? Right?"
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss - the best cartoons ever, or the only cartoons ever?
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
OK Terry it's been like three weeks where's Archmage #spellmonger
This image depects the "Mother ignoring kid downing in a pool" meme. The mother is captioned with "Terry Mancour", who is focusing on a child labeled "Spellmonger fans". "Cosmere fans" are struggling in the water, and "ASOIAF (A Song of Ice and Fire) fans" is a skeleton at the bottom of the sea.
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Headcanon it took 10,000 years for Lucifer to get Lilith pregnant because she spent 9,975 of those years pegging him #hazbinhotel
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Pseudo-Chaotic @pseudochaos.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I think if we didn't live in a narcissism epidemic, it might not rub me so wrong. People are spoiled and entitled. Empathy is at an all time low. You're a human being with every right to be treated with full respect, but not above anyone else. You're only the Main Character in your own mind. 2/2
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Copilot's code reviewer is just as good as a senior software engineer. It fails to understand the intention of the pull request and chooses about 5 things to give erroneous feedback about because it's underpaid and tired. It's trying to look busy until 5:00, but for it, 5:00 never comes.
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I think it's silly that we call cafe workers in America baristas because in sensible countries like Italy bars serve both alcohol and coffee and I want more espresso martinis
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I'm assuming it's the mean average, not the median. #statistics
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I saw a video titled "Literacy is the new class divide" and I'm like "Judging by the fact that all the tech bros are acting brainwashed cultists putting their life savings in a stock labeled KOOLAYD, the actual divide appears to be sanity"
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Brianna Puppet @briannapuppet.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A liberal showed up to a bonfire party. They brought a single blanket, and asked everyone who was cold to write an essay about how much they need it. They gave it to the person with the most media-friendly trauma narrative, brought in a crew to tape them looking cozy, and charged taxpayers $10,000.
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