Brianna Benozich @briannabigby.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Thinking about how my flaws and tragedies make story ideas 010
Brianna Benozich @briannabigby.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I like Thanksgiving because it means I can post this amazing visual gag 010
Brianna Benozich @briannabigby.bsky.social · 26/11/2024This scene in Matilda always hits me in the feels 010
Brianna Benozich @briannabigby.bsky.social · 24/11/2024My coworker talking about Wicked: "What's that green bitch's name, Alphabet? 000
Brianna Benozich @briannabigby.bsky.social · 24/11/2024When you want the other babies in the playpen to know that you play crossword with lettered blocks 000
Brianna Benozich @briannabigby.bsky.social · 23/11/2024My stoned dad, telling me and my stoned friends about The Great Wawa Vs. 7/11 War 000
Brianna Benozich @briannabigby.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Grown Ups is about a funeral where I dont think death exists as a concept in the world of Grown Ups 2 000
Brianna Benozich @briannabigby.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Buc-ee's is like if Wawa was also Disney World 010
Brianna Benozich @briannabigby.bsky.social · 18/11/2024A customer at my restaurant just told me this is his first meal after getting out of prison. I didn't know what to say so I said "hell yeah brother, and what a lovely day too" 000
Brianna Benozich @briannabigby.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Old white man just yelled at my job's hostess for not seating him right away, saying, "I am the CEO of this location." Like, sir, the CEO of our location is a Chinese man in his forties, you don't fit the description. 000
Brianna Benozich @briannabigby.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Thank god I'm not famous because people would be really mad at the comments I made under YouTube Family Guy clips when I was 13 000
Brianna Benozich @briannabigby.bsky.social · 10/11/2024Sometimes I like to leave little chocolates with my tips at bars like I'm an alcoholic Forrest Gump. 000
Brianna Benozich @briannabigby.bsky.social · 09/11/2024My coworker at the restaurant I work at says she's an LGBT ally but never tips me out. Like okay, you'll donate a dollar to the Trevor Project but not the Brianna Project? 000
Brianna Benozich @briannabigby.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Philly being a blue city in a red state means that the city of brotherly love is probably the only incest free place in PA 000
