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Brian K. Henry

@briankhenry.bsky.social
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Writer of humorous fiction and more. Check out my YA paranormal novel I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter on Amazon: amzn.to/1gwPt3U Visit my Patreon tinyurl.com/568h5ux5 and Substack tinyurl.com/mrkjxzce

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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 57m
I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter Chapter 22: Attack of the Scarf is on Substack! “I came out and saw my little Mitzy all tangled up with this scarf, like a snake attacking my baby. This scarf had the evil spirit inside.” tinyurl.com/mrxmrdcr #paranormal #yanovel #halloween #spookyseason #booksky
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
6 out of 10 to Dante’s Inferno (1935). A truly weird film. Spencer Tracy is a carnival barker who teams up with a professor with an attraction based on the Inferno (!). Tracy jazzes it up on the cheap and there’s a disaster, along with a fantasy visit to the real inferno. tinyurl.com/2s45v4uz
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Vampire Cat Haiku Sleek black vampire cats perched on the gnarled oak branches tracking warm vagrants. #poem #poetry #haiku #cats #halloween #vampire #spookyseason #booksky
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter Chapter 21 is now on Substack! “The ghosts are ganging up on us, man. I don’t like it. There’s a lot more of them. All those dead people: potential recruits.” tinyurl.com/3mxpvb9h #paranormal #yanovel #ya #halloween #spookyseason #fiction #substack #booksky
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“This story from Brian K. Henry is a spirited sci-fi ride that reminds me of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy or early episodes of Star Trek (a young William Shatner fighting the Gorn comes to mind).” tinyurl.com/yc85bv6c #scifi #humor #comedy #parody #sciencefiction #booksky
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This story from @Brian K. Henry is a spirited sci-fi ride that reminds me of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy or early episodes of Star Trek (a young William Shatner fighting the Gorn comes to min...
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter Chapter 20 is now on Substack! “That’s why you’ll never be one of the great barristers, Mulwray.” “It’s barista, not barrister. And what kind of coffee lover has a caffeine allergy?” tinyurl.com/33afffuj #ya #yanovel #ficton #ghosts #paranormal #booksky #halloween
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Zombie Haiku Parched Midwest zombies marched across the broiling beach gnashing red molars. #poem #poetry #haiku #spookyseason #halloween #booksky
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Panda Haiku Like vengeful pandas she spit blood on the sidewalk. Low dank clouds grumbled. #poem #poetry #writing #haiku #panda #booksky
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter Chapter 19 is now on Substack! "Letitia’s tracked down two cases of animated jackets trying to compress their wearers, a blanket wrapping up a dachshund and a glove acting suspiciously.” tinyurl.com/ybz7mjsy #ya #yanovel #spookyseason #ghosts #halloween #booksky
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter Chapter 18 is now on Substack! In a few more steps, the figure would be on top of them, perhaps leading whatever fiendish forms were behind him in an ambush. tinyurl.com/dwtxtupk #ya #yanovel #supernatural #ficton #ghosts #paranormal #halloween #spooky #booksky
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Criterion Channel @criterionchannl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🖤 The incomparable Peter Falk, born on this day in 1927! 🖤 Here he is in Wim Wenders's WINGS OF DESIRE (1987). Now playing on the Criterion Channel!
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hula Haiku Dancing like swamp gods they shut down the hula club drenched in strong Mai Tais. #poem #poetry #haiku #parody #writing #booktwt
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hula Haiku Dancing like swamp gods they shut down the hula club drenched in strong Mai Tais. #poem #poetry #haiku #parody #writing #booksky
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dracula Gets a Substack Right now, I rank #89 in Eastern European Counts and Minor Nobility but with more subscribers and posts I hope to crack the top 50. tinyurl.com/mt7r6ffn #dracula #vampire #substack #writing #writers #booksky
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Dracula Gets A Substack
Aha, so I have lured you to my Substack account?
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yogurt Haiku In dark yogurt hell she sank through a thick morass of seeds and lime skin. #poem #poetry #haiku #parody #writing #booksky For more subscribe to my Substack: tinyurl.com/mrkjxzce
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Brian K. Henry | Substack
I'm a writer of humorous fiction, including fantasy, sci-fi, paranormal, mystery or just plain odd or surrealistic.
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Chris Murray @drchrismurray.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Really have to look up a lot of words when I read John Banville
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter Chapter 17 is now on Substack! The head hovered there, oscillating slightly, its colors glowing more dismally than in the last encounter, and its expression, if anything, grimmer. tinyurl.com/3sesyuv2 #ya #yanovel #supernatural #ficton #ghosts #paranormal #booksky
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Space Lord Losers free story: The Nagellian barked out a harsh laugh in two parts, a distinct laugh typical of his race. “It’ll be a hot day on Conchalonk 12 before this Nagellian kneels to kiss some reeking badger’s paws! tinyurl.com/5xxp2fk3 #scifi #parody #comedy #fiction #substack #booksky
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Skunk Haiku Like a sober skunk she slunk through the drab café dragging shards of toast. #poem #poetry #haiku #parody #writing #skunks #booksky
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter Chapter 16 is now on Substack! Devin was just getting accustomed to the word slithering out of the growing jelly-like shape, coming from this thing that was more like a miniature storm cloud than a face. tinyurl.com/5eeetcaz #ya #yanovel #ficton #ghosts #booksky
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter Chapter 15 is now up on Substack! “You can’t play tunes while you’re ghost hunting. You have to have absolute quiet so you can hear all the freaky whispers and otherworld mutterings and ghost talk.” tinyurl.com/3syvjdns #ya #yanovel #ficton #paranormal #booksky
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Literary What-Ifs: What if William Faulkner had created Spider-Man? #spider-man #faulkner #marvel #fiction #booksky
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I had an ice cream sandwich but it was pretty disappointing. Maybe I shouldn't have used wheat bread?
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Writing advice from Dracula: Character development is overrated. Let’s be honest. You can really boil down all the people in the world into two categories: those who bite and those who get bitten. Dracula Gets a Substack: tinyurl.com/mt7r6ffn #dracula #vampire #substack #writing #booksky
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Dracula Gets A Substack
Aha, so I have lured you to my Substack account?
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Flory @florenceehhy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
tysm for sharing the link! just checked it out and omg the vibe is cracking me up already definitely gonna give it a proper read, good luck with the rest of the series too
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Flory @florenceehhy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
haha real talk, the indie grind is no joke, btw what project are u working on rn? also sending u good vibes, your humor is top tier so i'm sure your work's gonna blow up and make good money once it gets more reach. keep going
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Jennifer Ouellette @jenlucpiquant.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hear What Homer’s Odyssey Sounded Like When Sung in the Original Ancient Greek www.openculture.com/2026/07/home...
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Hear What Homer’s Odyssey Sounded Like When Sung in the Original Ancient Greek
Image via Wikimedia Commons It’s been a humanist truism for some time to say that Shakespeare speaks to every age, transcending his time and place through the sheer force of his universal genius.
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter Chapter 13 is on Substack: "I researched the old city papers for my report on Arcata’s historic Satanic cults.” “How many did you find?” “Tons.” “Tons of Arcata Satanic cults?” Clive sounded excited. “No, tons of papers.” tinyurl.com/29uy8a2k #yanovel #booksky
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Dracula Gets a Substack Now look deep into my eyes. Yes, look directly into my eyes and you will begin to feel… Oh, wait. That’s right, you can’t look into my eyes right now because I haven’t figured out the Substack livestream yet. tinyurl.com/mt7r6ffn #substack #parody #humor #comedy #dracula
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Dracula Gets A Substack
Aha, so I have lured you to my Substack account?
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Head off on a mission with the Space Lords! “The Sloggans recently suffered a series of mysterious attacks.” “That’s a shame!” said Captian Dewpath. “I don’t like to see our allies getting harassed, even if they are purple.” tinyurl.com/5xxp2fk3 #scifi #fiction #parody #humor #comedy #booksky
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
4 of 5 stars to A Gate at the Stairs by Lorrie Moore. A naïve girl moves to a college town, meeting a range of new people, who mostly turn out to be a lot different than she first assumes. With a mordant but lyrical writing style the novel is full of surprising turns and social comment. #booksky
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Children’s Books by Frankenstein’s Monster I May Be Used Body Parts, But I’m Still a Boy Yeah, Well You Weren’t Made by Lightning Ugly Ducklings Get Drowned Real Good Resuscitated Corpses Are People Too! The Jolly Green Giant That Killed My Blind Uncle Hey, That’s My Brain! #booksky #comedy
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Has anyone seen the filmed production of Hamlet starring David Tennant and with Patrick Stewart as Claudius? What did you think? I thought it was pretty amazing. #shakespeare #hamlet #davidtennant #booksky
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter Chapter 12 is now up on Substack! “This is hardly crap, I’ll have you know. The Supernatural Supermart carries only the most sophisticated and reliable contemporary ghost hunting gear.” tinyurl.com/59xu7457 #substack #ya #yanovel #supernatural #ficton #booksky
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter Chapter 11 is now up on Patreon! “You can’t just ignore this, Devin. You have a gift. Yeah, it’s a very weird, freaky and kind of terrifying gift, but it’s also frickin’ amazing." tinyurl.com/4kbxj8z5 #patreon #ya #yanovel #supernatural #ficton #ghosts #booksky
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I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter Chapter 11: Fuzzy Globes | Brian K. Henry
I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter Chapter 11: Fuzzy Globes by Brian K. Henry on Patreon. Join Brian K. Henry's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hamlet at Breakfast CLAUDIUS Hamlet, wherefore dost thou slouch so forlorn like some sad listless toad before his flies? You hath barely even touched your hotcakes. HAMLET Hotcakes! What means a paltry hotcake to me? tinyurl.com/2s9t349f #hamlet #shakespeare #parody #comedy #theater #booksky
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Hamlet at Breakfast
Scene: The breakfast table in the castle at Elsinore.
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
7 out of 10 to Good Fortune. Aziz Ansari takes a satirical look at contemporary L.A. life and culture with gig workers, big box stores and lopsided lifestyles. Only a struggling angel can fix things. Fun work from Seth Rogen and Keanu Reeves. #goodfortune #azizansari #filmsky
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I realized there aren’t enough breakfast scenes in Shakespeare’s tragedies. So I wrote one. Hamlet at Breakfast tinyurl.com/2s9t349f #shakespeare #hamlet #parody #spoof #comedy #humor #booksky
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Hamlet at Breakfast
Scene: The breakfast table in the castle at Elsinore.
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter Chapter 10 is now up on Patreon! “Well, my friend, something or someone clearly doesn’t want anyone making their way to the top of that staircase. I expect a deadly and baneful deed must’ve gone down up there.” tinyurl.com/yt9s9ym9 #paranormal #yafiction #patreon
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Sword and Sorcery Books @swordandsorcery.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fave Bible verse? Wrong answers only. Something Jesus said?
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Best In Life - Conan the Barbarian Quote
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What did Hamlet eat for breakfast? The text seems unclear. #shakespeare #hamlet #breakfast #booksky
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Check out this version of Schumann | Carnival op.9 | Belyavsky (2022, Geneva) youtu.be/ieh2iRjnZ9k?... via @YouTube 😵😵 #schumann #carnaval
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Schumann | Carnival op.9 | Belyavsky (2022, Geneva)
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Space Lord Losers: The Hut Busters The strange ship was shaped like a massive Half-Chimp head, a kind of distorted circular primate face but with an extended wolverine-hyena snout and an open mouth revealing sharp white fangs. tinyurl.com/5xxp2fk3 #scifi #parody #humor #comedy #substack #booksky
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Beef Haiku Fresh beef tossed at sea (Panicked cows slammed by tall waves) For trendy cafes. #poem #poetry #writing #haiku #beef #organic #parody #booksky
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter Chapter 9 is now up on Patreon! Devin shivered despite himself. He’d been bracing for whatever he might find through the window, but hadn’t counted on chilling, disembodied inhuman cries. tinyurl.com/23zetaje #patreon #ya #yanovel #paranormal #ficton #booksky
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I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter Chapter 9: Upstairs and Downstairs | Brian K. Henry
I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter Chapter 9: Upstairs and Downstairs by Brian K. Henry on Patreon. Join Brian K. Henry's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter Chapter 8 is now up on Substack! Clive’s failure to pick up just seemed more of an indication that something wasn’t right, that he’d gone ahead with his crazy notion to record the manor’s spooky bedroom sounds. tinyurl.com/h7w9snmm #substack #ya #ghosts #booksky
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The Odyssey - Limerick Version There once was a poet called Homer Who wrote a long work on a roamer. He set off in a boat But couldn’t keep it afloat So he became a bedraggled beachcomber. #poem #poetry #limerick #theodyssey #homer #parody #booksky
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The sound that came through Rex’s phone when Devin picked it up had been a muffled, static-filled sample of incoherent, extremely hectic panic. The only thing Devin had made out for sure in the tumbling chunks of verbiage was something like ‘Rousten’, ‘house’ and ‘help’. tinyurl.com/cb963v7m
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I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter Chapter 8: The Rousten House | Brian K. Henry
Devin hadn’t planned to find himself spending his Friday evening running toward the Rousten house.  It hadn’t even been on his radar.  But h
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Potato Haiku She rushed to escape the dark potato domain tossing brown skewers. #poem #poetry #haiku #writing #booksky #potato
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Brian K. Henry @briankhenry.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter Chapter 8 is up on Patreon! Clive’s failure to pick up just seemed more of an indication that something wasn’t right, that he’d gone ahead with his crazy notion to record the manor’s spooky sounds. tinyurl.com/cb963v7m #substack #ya #yanovel #ficton #ghosts #booksky
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I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter Chapter 8: The Rousten House | Brian K. Henry
Devin hadn’t planned to find himself spending his Friday evening running toward the Rousten house.  It hadn’t even been on his radar.  But h
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