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Brian Cooke

@briankcooke.bsky.social
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Screaming into the void... Art, politics (Blue Wave: save democracy!), random ravings... Crypto accounts get blocked... YooToob, Flikr portfolio, TeePublic links: linktr.ee/talysman

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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 1h
I'm hoping a lot, but the cult doesn't really seem to care that it's a lie.
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 1h
When the Mr. Mouth game comes to life!
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 1h
Yes. Not necessarily by the government, but yes. Liars, cheaters, and thieves seem to be the ideal worker pool for conservative-run businesses.
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 2h
Random #teepublic Design of the Day: My old D&D groups, immortalized in pencil! To paraphrase Bill Hicks, these are the designs, people! 😜 Check it out at my shop, or peruse my other humorous, artistic, and unusual designs! #pencildrawing #fantasyart #ocart www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/1708...
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All of Us by talysman
Our old adventuring group. Wear proudly to represent all the dungeoneers you know and love!
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 2h
From the Shelf... Heroine #2 (based on box position) from #ralpartha 's Silver & Steel boxed set. #miniaturepainting #miniaturecollecting #elf
Painted miniature of an elf wearing a long dress split to the tops of the thighs under a heavy cloak. She holds a staff with an animal skull at the top in her right hand. Front view.Painted miniature of an elf wearing a long dress split to the tops of the thighs under a heavy cloak. She holds a staff with an animal skull at the top in her right hand. Back view.
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 3h
#bobsburgers
Screenshot from the opening of Bob's Burgers showing the next-door business. Business banner reads "GIRDLE, INTERRUPTED". Stylized neon girdle sign in window.
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Forge of Ice 🔜 Alaska RPG Con in Wasilla! @forgeofice.bsky.social · 12h
My “GIANT MONSTERS ALL-OUT ATTACK!” game went well! Ghidorah blasted Ramorak, then got frosted by Shimo. Gamera fried Shimo, so her brother (affectionately dubbed “He-mo”), came running in for revenge. Titan X skirted around the edges & made friends with the humans. A good time was had by all!
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 21h
If you see this, quote post with your BSG art! #battlestargalactica #crookeddice #miniaturepainting #scifiminiatures
Painted miniature of Boomer from the original Battlestar Galactica, in his tan Colonial uniform and brown flight jacket. Mini from Crooked Dice.Painted miniature of Starbuck from the original Battlestar Galactica, in his tan Colonial uniform and brown flight jacket. Mini from Crooked Dice.
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 23h
I'm sure I wouldn't know ☹️
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Or Happiest Turtle dying, only to have his reanimated corpse return to Congress three months later as an almost literal rubber stamp...
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I feel like that would be unappreciated by the foxes...
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
How very Monty-Python-esque of them... What a bizarre way to see the world.
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"I listened to Donald Trump, and he says we have a lot of money." "Donald Trump is not a source." - Belle of the Ranch
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Loomer forget to take her MAGAtol this morning? That's curiously empathetic and reality-acknowledging for her...
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If the bloody rabbits don't do it, I have no idea *what* is wrong with people! 😊
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Random #teepublic Design of the Day: Instant heroes, just add water! Check it out at my shop, or peruse the other humorous, artistic, and unusual designs! #humor #turtles #satire www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/2280...
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Dehydrated Mutant Turtles! by talysman
Dehydrated Mutant Turtles! Dehydrated Mutant Turtles! Dehydrated Mutant Turtles! Heroes in a capsule! Turtle Powder!
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
From the Shelf... Male Rogue with Sword, from the AD&D Adventurers two-pack from #ralpartha . #miniaturepainting #dungeonsanddragons #miniaturecollecting
Painted miniature of a male rogue with a large sword in his right hand. He has a short tunic over a puffed-sleeve shirt, knee-high boots, and a dagger belted to the right side of his waist. Front view.Painted miniature of a male rogue with a large sword in his right hand. He has a short tunic over a puffed-sleeve shirt, knee-high boots, and a dagger belted to the right side of his waist. Back view.
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'll be honest, I punted on this one. I have no idea what my "best" piece really would be, whether mini or artwork. This is a helluva piece you've got there, though. Very fun! 😊
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
HUMAN ARTISTS, use only one piece to convince people to follow you.
Painted miniature of Trissa Cloverhill, rogue adventurer, from Reaper Miniatures. She wears leather armor with an attached cowl, and is stealthily advancing forward holding a short sword in her right hand. A belt with several pouches and a dagger around her waist, and a heavy backpack with more tools and daggers rests on her back.
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It has happened! You're finally taking off! All of us tiny mere mortals will say "we knew you when" as you skyrocket to stardom!! 😁
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#bobsburgers
Screenshot from the opening of Bob's Burgers showing the next-door business. Business banner reads "PUTTIN' ON THE MITTS OVEN MITTS". Neon sign in the shape of an oven mitt visible in window.
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
...he's not already rich enough to not need to try basic internet scams? o.0
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nobody wants a Bane-in-the-Box ☹️
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: Finnegans Wake Board
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It has begun... From the tiniest whisper of a breeze, hurricanes can grow...
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Forge of Ice 🔜 Alaska RPG Con in Wasilla! @forgeofice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Happily Forge-of-Icing away at the Alaska RPG Con in Wasilla!
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've literally seen people respond to this with "sometimes God uses flawed tools..." There is no depth to which the cult will not sink, no logical argument they will not twist themselves into a Möbius strip to avoid or dance around.
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
At this point I think the White House is just 3D printing blonds in case they need to replace one somewhere...
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He looks like he's trying to exercise his way out of the DTs...
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Nerds Revenge
Alt: Nerds Revenge
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Surprised Hogbreath didn't block it somehow...
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Random #teepublic Design of the Day: Man, I *wish* I would go this viral 😂 Check it out at my shop, or peruse the other humorous, artistic, and unusual designs! #humor #theinternetisterrible #wordsonashirt www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5408...
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I've Got Your HashTag Right Here... by talysman
Just a funny, and probably not very original, idea...this is *exactly* how I would be if I were an "influencer"...
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
From the Shelf... Female Rogue with Sword, from the AD&D Adventurers two-pack by #ralpartha . #miniaturepainting #dungeonsanddragons #miniaturecollecting
Painted miniature of a female rogue with a large sword in her right hand. She has a short tunic over a puffed-sleeve shirt, knee-high boots, and a dagger belted to the right side of her waist. Front view.Painted miniature of a female rogue with a large sword in her right hand. She has a short tunic over a puffed-sleeve shirt, knee-high boots, and a dagger belted to the right side of her waist. Back view.
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It certainly seems more palatable than the ever-changing lies RTD keeps spewing. :/
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LoS Draws 🔞 @monsterfucker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Welcome to LoS's NSFW Saturday Artshare! Guest art by @fblimous.bsky.social 👾Share with other creators! 👾Share your art or art you have commissioned (with proper credit) and a bit about you! 👾Interact with these great artists! NSFW encouraged, not required! NO NFTs/AI
Sonya wearing a full body puppet of herself

Ovewrlaid on top are the words "LoS's NSFW Saturday Artshare"
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#bobsburgers
Screenshot from the opening of Bob's Burgers showing the next-door business. Business banner reads "BOHEMIAN HAT CITY".
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wonder, woman! :D
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shit, I've actually said this. I didn't realize I had already turned into Grandpa Simpson ☹️
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You're a celebrity, they'll wait for you...
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Literally never seen that on an airplane. In my experience, people are already standing and pulling shit out of the overheads before the plane even finishes taxiing to the gate.
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wouldn't worry about it, Jon, it's not like he'd show up to do any actual work, anyway...
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am beyond tired of performative politics...
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thanks!
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Random #teepublic Design of the Day: Did we do the squirrel? Maybe. What's more random than reposting the squirrel?? Feel free to check it out, or all the other "wonderful" things in my shop! :D #pencildrawing #mixedmedia #ocart #squirrel #wizard www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/6818...
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Wizard in a Nutshell by talysman
You have stolen his acorns for the last time!
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
From the Shelf... Rudolph van Richten, part of the AD&D Ravenloft Vampire Hunters set from #ralpartha . #miniaturepainting #dungeonsanddragons #ravenloft #miniaturecollecting
Painted miniature of Rudolph van Richten, vampire hunter, from the AD&D Ravenloft campaign setting. He is wearing a classic suit and waistcoat, and his holding a holy symbol (cross) aloft in his right hand, while he holds a mallet and stake in his left. Front view.Painted miniature of Rudolph van Richten, vampire hunter, from the AD&D Ravenloft campaign setting. He is wearing a classic suit and waistcoat, and his holding a holy symbol (cross) aloft in his right hand, while he holds a mallet and stake in his left. Back view.
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is that the line? I wasn't aware that his delusions of godhood were bothering the bulk of the cult.
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#bobsburgers
Screenshot from the opening of Bob's Burgers showing the next-door business. Business banner reads "I WANT YOU TO WANT TEA". Stylized neon teacup sign hanging in the window.
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Screenshot from FUTURAMA showing Professor Farnsworth saying "Oh, my!"
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Does it have to be prison? I think we might dissuade the rest of them more if we consider the traditional punishment for treason...
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Brian Cooke @briankcooke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's a...nice day for a...novella.... It's a...nice day for...road trippin'!
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