BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 3hWell, I guess I’m not going to call Sunny Delight “D-Juice” anymore. 080
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 17hJon Ossoff: “Congressman Collins, is your son-in-law a white supremacist?” Mike Collins: (Boss Hogg gibberish) Georgia voters: “It’s so hard to choose.” 1151
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 08/10/2026David Attenborough voice: “The young Altman, sensing danger, deploys his frill to ward off predators.”static.klipy.comJurassic ParkALT: Jurassic Park 000
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Trump laying on his deathbed, years in the future: “I… have an… AMAZING… healthcare plan… and I’ll… unveil it… in two weeks.” 000
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Please tell me it was one of those obnoxious fundraiser text messages. “URGENT MATTER: The do-nothing Dumocrats say YOU’RE afraid to pay Kimberly Guilfoyle’s credit card payment! Be a patriot today and donate $100,000 to pay off #KimberlysAmex! Reply STOP to unsubscribe.” 010
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comSigmund Freud: SlipALT: Sigmund Freud: Slip 050
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Curiously the AMEX card has the name “Santos L Halper” printed on it. 020
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 07/10/2026And it’s this guystatic.klipy.comJerry Gerry's Optimistic SmileALT: Jerry Gerry's Optimistic Smile 010
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Didn’t the USS Lincoln arrive in port covered in rust? 130
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“Hey kids, be sure to put money in your “The guy who called my wife ugly and my father a serial killer” bank accounts. 010
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Me looking at the thumbnail: “Oh hey, Jake Tapper’s doing a story on Spider-Man.” 030
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comThe Critic: Nothing Of Value Was LostALT: The Critic: Nothing Of Value Was Lost 1820
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026That headline reads like a punchline to a joke I would have told in middle school.static.klipy.comDerek Stranger ThingsALT: Derek Stranger Things 000
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hey France, can we borrow something?static.klipy.comRevolution GuillotineALT: Revolution Guillotine 3694
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comThe Office: Jim's Pyramid SchemeALT: The Office: Jim's Pyramid Scheme 0100
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I just now realized with Elon controlling the military, what’s going to happen to the thousands of Cybertrucks that’ve been sitting in abandoned shopping malls for the last two years. He’s going to turn them into military vehicles, even though they’re basically minivans covered in sheet metal.static.klipy.comBest Of Luck With That Good LuckALT: Best Of Luck With That Good Luck 6284
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Well it’s nice to know that 30% of all American news and media will need to be approved by the Saudi Royal Family first.static.klipy.comBonesaw IsALT: Bonesaw Is 070
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Okay, imagine for a moment how Sean Hannity would’ve reacted if Joe Biden said “I hope Iran nukes Wichita because they didn’t vote for me.”static.klipy.comPatrick Star Mind Blown ReactionALT: Patrick Star Mind Blown Reaction 0964
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Spineless Republicans voting with Trump 100% of the time but saying they felt really icky about it in their memoirs…static.klipy.comIt's Always Sunny: I'm Playing Both SidesALT: It's Always Sunny: I'm Playing Both Sides 090
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Remember that time like four days ago when he told a crowd of cultists that he has “the highest of IQs”? I’m pretty sure he was reading the test results upside down. 020
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comMelania Trump's FrownALT: Melania Trump's Frown 192
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comEnglish Is HardALT: English Is Hard 050
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ah yes, the old Republican “When Trump said A, he really meant B” card. 070
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Also also Arby’s: Our lawyers told us we had to change our “We have the meats” slogan, because it turns out our roast beef doesn’t fit everybody’s definition of “meat.” 250
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Trump campaign in 2024: “COVID was a fluke. It’s not like there’s going to be ANOTHER pandemic anytime soon.”static.klipy.comBrendan Fraser Blast From The PastALT: Brendan Fraser Blast From The Past 2996
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026For once I’d like a journalist to ask one of these Trump stooges if there was a massive, once-in-a-century pandemic in 2020-2022 that nearly destroyed the global economy, which might be responsible for the inflation they can’t stop whining about. 0150
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“Mr President. Gas prices are through the roof! What are you going to do?” “I am going to investigate all the dead people who were too mean to Richard Nixon.” 010
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I know it isn’t the point but “Erick Erickson” is 100% the type of name an alien pretending to be a human would pick. 5470
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comThe Simpsons: Ralph Wiggum's Heart BreaksALT: The Simpsons: Ralph Wiggum's Heart Breaks 020
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is the typical hiring procedure at Home Depot. 0111
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“The state has gone so far to the left, it’s amazing the snow still sticks.”static.klipy.comGeico Gecko: That Doesn't Make Any SenseALT: Geico Gecko: That Doesn't Make Any Sense 5470
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The finished ballroom design:static.klipy.comHomer Simpson's Custom Car DebutALT: Homer Simpson's Custom Car Debut 010
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Just got to check Florida and Georgia off the old “States I’ve had diarrhea in” bucket list. 190
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 18/09/2026He was on the Real World 25-ish years ago, and his entire schtick on the show was “I’m a folksy hillbilly.” He took that character and turned it into a podcasting and standup comedy career. He’s basically Larry the Cable Guy for people who think Larry is too cerebral. 250
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Isn’t Trump’s go-to response to a 14-year old “Call me in 4 years”? 000
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“Say the line, Mike!” “Biden did it.”static.klipy.comBart Simpson's Sad MomentALT: Bart Simpson's Sad Moment 000
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Please tell me it was Steven “The Human Thumb” Cheung who wrote the 40-year old gutter trash keyboard warrior comment. Because if he did…static.klipy.comLucifer Morningstar: Pot And Kettle, Don't You Think?ALT: Lucifer Morningstar: Pot And Kettle, Don't You Think? 1110
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Can we remember that quote the next time Trump accuses his opponents of being soft on China? 070
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I heard in a podcast that Blaine was considering a sleeveless tux for his wedding. It’s a good thing his better half convinced him otherwise. 020
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Has it already been punched? Dude’s looking redder than a bag of hamburger meat. 2302
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 12/09/2026So is the new show going to be called “Judge Adam”? That’s kinda bland. What are the chances they call the new show “Son of Judge Judy” like an old Godzilla sequel? 050
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I’m sure Kash will have something to say about these claims once he wakes up. 000
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Donald Trump: “Here’s a giant novelty check with ‘BRIBE’ written on it.” Centrist journalists: “Hey, is it just me or does this whole thing feel kinda bribe-y?” 1101
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Time to boost those numbers. Better start giving strangers awkward fist-bump handshakes again.static.klipy.comJd Vance's Awkward Handshake FailALT: Jd Vance's Awkward Handshake Fail 020
BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Funny. From 2021-2024 every time a Republican opened their mouth they complained about “Biden’s inflation” caused by COVID stimulus payments (even though half of those payments were issued by Trump) but now they’re all cheering because Trump wants to issue more stimulus payments for no damn reason. 110
