Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The first act of the next Democratic president should be to inaugurate “The Joe Biden Ballroom” at the White House. We all know Trump wants “The Trump Ballroom”. I would pay money to see Trump’s face when it is announced. 000
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Trump claims 12,000 Georgia ballots from 2020 election found under peeling paint in reflecting pool. “These democrat vandals were hiding them there!” #trump #electionfraud #trumpspeech 001
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 29/06/2026There is a window after the midterms and before impeachment where Trump will resign for “health reasons” and get pardoned for everything. But he will live out his few remaining years in disgrace, fighting countless lawsuits. 000
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 09/05/2026The UFO films finally show us where the Trump-Epstein files went. 000
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 06/05/2026SCOTUS: “If we decide to enforce the 32 day rule, that would be political.” Or “If we decide to waive the 32 day rule, that would be political.” So how do they decide what to do? Easy. They always choose what helps the conservatives. Precedents? Conventions? Who cares? It’s what Trump wants. 000
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 04/10/20252026 Midterms: Trump executive order declares various cities “conflict zones”. Mike Johnson refuses to seat democrats elected from these areas. After months of legal battles, SCOTUS backs Trump. Think it can’t happen? Do you know what’s happening now? #Trump #MAGAmike #2026midterms #Project2025 000
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Trump is so insecure he has to wear a hat saying how right he was about everything. 100
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Waiting for Trump to blame the shooting on the left’s insistence to release the #Epstein files. 020
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Watching Republicans trying to call the #Epstein birthday letter a fake is the most embarrassing, humiliating spectacle I think I have ever seen. They are faced with a horrible choice: Deny their own eyes, or collapse their whole world. For a time, denial will win, but… #Trump #releasethefiles 120
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 25/07/2025The reason Americans vehemently uphold their 2nd amendment rights to own guns is: “to be able to defend ourselves against a dangerous authoritarian government” . How’s that going for ya? #Trump #ICE #Epstein 110
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Think this can all be fixed by voting them out? You all know the midterms will be canceled next year, right? Because of “unrest”. Think you can protest this? That just becomes the unrest they can use as the excuse. You think ICE is just for immigrant criminals? #Trump #ICE 020
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Trump taking credit for NATO countries increasing defence spending is like a serial rapist taking credit for increased police patrols. #Trump #NATO 100
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Some Nats just realised they would not be getting shadow-minister salaries. #coalitionsplit #auspol 010
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Watching a Trump cabinet meeting, where they go round the table, competing to see who can be the most sickening sycophant, is the most cringeworthy experience known to man. Don’t they know these videos will be played for decades, once the history documentaries start? 010
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 30/04/2025To all Trump lawyers: One day you are going to appear in court with Trump blaming YOU for all the illegalities that happened under his presidency. Who do you think will take the fall? #Trump 044
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 25/04/2025I can pass someone in a “Make America Great Again” hat and quietly smile to myself at the idiocy and insecurity implied. But when I pass someone in a “Trump was right about everything” hat, I just burst out laughing at the fact this insecurity is so deep, they have to go back and rewrite history. 000
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 22/04/2025It is a little known fact that the Conclave can elect someone from outside the college of cardinals. It last happened in the 14th century. JD Vance has obviously prepared the ground for Trump to be elected Pope. #pope #conclave #Trump 000
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 05/04/2025After making lower prices the main reason to vote for Trump, MAGA apologists are switching to “money doesn’t matter, it’s freedom that matters”. Yeah, you’re now free to work that third job, if you can find one, to pay for Elon’s tax cut. Retirement? After your 401K has tanked. Forget it! 000
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Congratulations to all those Republicans in Congress who back Trump because they are scared of being primaried. You will lose your seat anyway, but now to a Democrat. Good job. I guess you deserved it. 000
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 23/03/2025MAGA cult self-check: If you hated all EVs as greenie liberal climate-change crap, but now think Trump’s Tesla EV advertising on the White House lawn is just great, yes, you are in a cult. 010
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Anyone who doubts that Trump is an idiot, explain his confusion of transgenic and transgender. Seems like any word stating with “trans” is now suspect. Someone tell him a transport is where illegal transgender immigrants invade the US. 010
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 05/03/2025In a speech lasting 1 hour 40 minutes, I’m struggling to find 5 things Trump said that are actually true. 000
Reposted by Brian BurgessHannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 03/03/2025Let it go ABC... the LNP is never going to love you back #auspol 033
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 28/02/2025In other western countries, if the government collapses, a new election can be called. In the USA, there seems to be no facility to call new elections. 000
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 26/02/2025If Trump/Musk is gutting the IRS, seems time for a tax strike. What happens if everyone in the US refuses to pay their tax? 000
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Trump is deporting Christians back to Afghanistan, where they will be killed. American evangelicals, where are you? Jesus is watching. 000
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 13/02/2025How long before Trump renames America to Trumpia? “Why should we be named after some EU dude”? 000
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 06/02/2025New Trump AG Bondi immediately stops all investigations into foreign influence in America. Well that’s not at all suspicious. 000
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 06/02/2025How are all the people who didn’t vote Democrat because of some perceived anti-Palestinian bias feeling now? 000
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Dems: Trump pulled all the funding! We have great stuff to campaign on in two years! …2 years later… Republicans: Democrats are responsible for pulling your funding 2 years ago. Dems: Wait - what? 000
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I don’t get it. If I rocked up to the treasury dept with six computer nerds, with no authority whatever, and said I’m accessing all your data, wouldn’t they just call the cops? 000
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Trump’s America is taking on the attributes of Pol Pot’s Cambodia. #Trump #resist 100
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Doesn’t any Australian bowler have a slower ball? Pant would hit one straight up. 000
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 03/01/2025The world is moving on… World chess champion is an 18yo, Gukesh Dommaraju. 17yo Luke Littler just won the world darts championship. Youthful sense of invincibility is beating experience at the moment. 010
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 24/11/2024My peeve today is movies that start with a dramatic scene that cuts off before resolution with text saying: “Three days earlier..” or similar. You know the character is not going to die, you spend the whole movie wondering how he gets the gun, or bag of cash, or head bandage, etc. Lazy screenplays. 000
Brian Burgess @brianjburgess.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Why don’t my favourite authors live forever? There will never be another novel set in “The Culture”. Ian M Banks has earned immortality. So I say let him keep writing! 010
