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If you saw the "Before" Susan Dell photos and compared them to this, you would want to take a scalpel to the surgeon. And Fellini wouldn't touch this. Too insane for even him.

I played at Foxwoods about 14 years ago when I was in Massachusetts working a golf tournament. It wasn't bad. What happened?

Fellini? Even he wouldn't go here. Too off-the-wall even for him.

Birdscribe @brianhrobin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Always a good day for America when the Yankees lose. The air is crisper, the sun is brighter and we don't have to see endless cutaways of their troglodyte fans.

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That is one of the best covers.

Birdscribe @brianhrobin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I did not. I thought it was only available in Canada. Where did you see it?

Birdscribe @brianhrobin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

One of the greatest movie openings in the annals of cinema. Pete Kegsbreath has as much in common with George C. Scott--never mind George S. Patton--as I do with the Dalai Lama.

Birdscribe @brianhrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

How do you get a job at the WSJ out of college? Nepo baby?

Thank you for providing a voice of sense during halftime. The Big 18 should step in and drop the hammer on Stephens.

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And they just closed 250 more stores.

I had to rewind it, because I wasn't sure what I heard. "Debbie Downer moment?" What is this, SNL? Moore got pole-axed by a chickenshit play from a classless university. And he "slid late?" Go home, Simms.

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How can he feel his dick anymore? After all, he keeps stepping on it.

Birdscribe @brianhrobin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The Neolitihic incompetence of this move is clear to anyone with an IQ above a ficus plant. Two generations have been weaned on CBS standing for "Communist Broadcasting System." They latched on to "Fox News" the moment that demon was spawned. Now, you want them to watch your Fox Lite?"

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Birdscribe @brianhrobin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

@olbermann.bsky.social, it's good to have you back, live and nationwide. Your post 9/11 reportage for the late, lamented KFWB here in L.A. was the perfect/poignant return to the mic.

Judd @judd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

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Birdscribe @brianhrobin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

She'll have a podcast inside of a week. ETTD remains unbeaten and untied.

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Birdscribe @brianhrobin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

That... and they neglected their farm system.

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Birdscribe @brianhrobin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Holding court with Chris Hayes. Now this. At least I can say I listened to him then.

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Birdscribe @brianhrobin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Whoever has mine can feel free to take a break anytime now. Really. Put the doll down and take a break. You've done plenty.

Birdscribe @brianhrobin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

You wrote a sobering book on the threats to democracy. You illustrated it chapter and verse. And now... this?

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Birdscribe @brianhrobin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Please feel free to send me that recipe. I'll probably use breasts, but this sounds awesome.

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Birdscribe @brianhrobin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Where the bejesus is TMZ on this? They can root out the cause of death to the milligram whenever a celeb ODs. When a celeb geta popped for a DUI, they've got the story before the breathalyzer is cold. So...? Anyone? Anyone? Harvey? Harvey? Is this thing on?

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Birdscribe @brianhrobin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I thought Steve McGarrett and the rest of the Five-O team took care of Wo Fat.

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Birdscribe @brianhrobin.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Kopi Akili says "Happy Caturday" right back at'cha.

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Birdscribe @brianhrobin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Kopi says "Whaaaats up, Little Man? Play any head games with your human today?"

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Birdscribe @brianhrobin.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The onky karaoke song me and my cant-carry-a-tune-in-a-bucket voice dares to sing.

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Birdscribe @brianhrobin.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

It's 12:11 am and I'm lying in bed in hysterics. Well played.

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Birdscribe @brianhrobin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

@puck.news political correspondent John Heilemann had Tapper on his podcast, which marked the last time I listened to John Heilemann.

Birdscribe @brianhrobin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Suffering from rigor tortoise.

Birdscribe @brianhrobin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

This is an OUTstanding cartoon.

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Birdscribe @brianhrobin.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Gutfeld is as funny as a tumor. Because punching down isn't funny.

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Birdscribe @brianhrobin.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Either Roberts is more devoid of self-awareness than JD Vance, or he's gaslighting with the indiscriminate touch of a flame thrower. Given his intellect, I'm going with the latter. BTW, the most buried story of the decade is the corruption of Alito & Thomas. Google "Abe Fortas" & get back to me.

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Jodi Jacobson @jljacobson.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

All the worst people are in many of the most important jobs. The worst people.

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Birdscribe @brianhrobin.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I thought the football players got CTE. Not the sideline reporters.

Birdscribe @brianhrobin.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

I don't know... how old was Cleopatra when Julius Caesar was with her? Could JeffreyEpsteinus had procured her for JC?

Birdscribe @brianhrobin.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

I have said it before, to the detriment if my beautiful boy, Kopi. But your Calcutta is the most stunning kitty I have ever seen. Simply gorgeous.

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Birdscribe @brianhrobin.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

I thought Murphy was a slam-dunk this time. I don't have a terrible problem with Kent. Except Lou Whitaker was a better second baseman.