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Brian

@brianhess.bsky.social
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Wildlife biologist. Philly sports apologist. Cargo bike appreciator. Dog tolerator.

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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don’t love going to the dentist, but I do like it when I get to ride the cargo bike on a crisp fall morning.
Bike handlebars and the road ahead from the point of view of the rider. The road is a straight, narrow paved path through trees. The road is partially covered by fallen leaves.
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Killing some invasive plants with my local land trust via cargo bike.
Long tail cargo bike piled high with trash bags of invasive plants. Front panniers are filled with loppers and hand saws.
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Long tail cargo bike. Snow along the road. Frozen lake in the background.
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Whaaaaaaa?
Grey and white pit bull dog absolutely baking in the sunlight coming through a glass storm door. She has a blue-green collar and her tongue is hanging out.
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Favorite Treat: Bananas
Favorite Toy: Cardboard boxes

A photo of a very large brown rabbit with a blue harness.
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hit 5000 miles on the @specializedbikes.bsky.social Globe Haul LT today!
Handlebar mounted display for an e-bike. The odometer reads 5000 miles.
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hell yeah!
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Camping!
White long tailed cargo bike with sleeping bags, a tent, and a child on the back. Chairs and additional gear are attached to the panniers on the front.
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I always thought this one from “dead weight” was particularly bonkers.
Entry to an apartment with an iron railing, a 5/8 scale marble statue of a woman, ferns everywhere on the ground, a ceiling height fern, and back wall of square wood inlays. Columbia inspects a floor to ceiling stone fireplace. Dark wood end table and coffee table. White leather couch, frame with crossed swords and a background filled with ferns.
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It took me embarrassingly long to figure out they’re not talking about tennis.
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Camping by cargo bike.
Long tail cargo bike loaded down with camping suppliesCampsite set up with an empty cargo bike. Child on the back of a long tail cargo bike loaded with camping supplies.
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I love silly inefficiencies
Disposable sandwich container labeled in black marker “GC (short for grilled cheese)
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Can’t park there.
A black car with a crumpled hood. It has collided with a crosswalk sign.
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
When you work on a Wildlife Management Area, you’ve gotta share your office space.
Three eastern phoebe chicks in a small nest on an external light fixture. Four American robin chicks in a nest on top of an external light fixture Three American robin chicks in a nest built on an external power outlet.
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
They literally had the secretary of the interior talking about how we don’t need to be as protective of endangered species because we can just bring them back at some point in the future.
Secretary Doug Burgum @SecretaryBurgum
The mission of the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service is to work with others to "conserve, protect, and enhance fish, wildlife, plants, and their habitats for the continuing benefit of the American people."
The Department of the Interior is excited about the potential of "de-extinction" technology and how it may serve broader purposes beyond the recovery of lost species, including strengthening biodiversity protection efforts and helping endangered or at-risk species.
The Endangered Species List has become like the Hotel California: once a species enters, they never leave. In fact, 97 percent of species that are added to the endangered list remain there. This is because the status quo is focused on regulation more than innovation.
It's time to fundamentally change how we think about species conservation. Going forward, we must celebrate removals from
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Whoever wins, we lose.
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Bikes are freedom
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The odometer ticks over to 4000 miles. This is me saving $640 on gas over the past two years.
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Fun artifact of our amazing medical system: signing a waiver ahead of your annual checkup that discussing new, existing, or any other concerns will mean additional costs.
Services included in a preventive visit:
• A review of your medical history
• Information about how to reduce risk factors that could affect your health
• Ordering of screening tests and immunizations, as needed
• Age-related counseling to improve your overall health
Services that could lead to additional charges during your visit:
• Treatment/discussion of new concerns such as rash, cough or depression, and any other concern you or your provider might discuss
• Treatment/discussion of existing concerns such as asthma, anxiety, ADHD, depression, diabetes or high blood pressure, and any other concern you or your provider might discuss
• Procedures such as ear cleaning and skin tag or wart removal
• Screenings such as hearing, vision and behavioral health
• Discussion of Advanced Care planning
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
It’s above freezing! Gotta clean the salt off the bike.
An extremely clean long tail cargo bike.
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I mean …
Sign reading “defund the poors”
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I’m still not convinced that this isn’t a bit.
From photo 1: sign reading “march for hundredaires”. From photo 4: sign reading “let them eat cake” next to “property rights are human rights”
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Dog houseguest (right) will have good manners for treats.
Gray and white pitbull dog on the left. Light tan, slightly smaller mixed breed dog on the right
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
It’s a good day to ride a bicycle.
Long tail cargo bike parked on the edge of a road. Behind it, a snowy landscape and a frozen lake.
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Here’s a photo of a specialized haul with 9 butternut squash strapped to the back from earlier this fall.
Cargo bike with a basket full of butternut squash
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I want to sleep until spring.
Sleeping gray and white dog.
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Post field-season office clean out yields some half-used batteries from the 90s.
Box of batteries. A note on painters tape reads: all of these are slightly used. Battery in foreground has an expiration date of Jan 1997
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
It’s over 20 degrees, so we’re riding.
Man in a balaclava, winter jacket and bike helmet in front of an electric cargo bike with snow in the background
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
A kid and a turkey on the cargo bike? No problem.
Parked long tailed cargo bike with a tween aged child and 23lb turkey on the back rack
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Feels good to do some early voting by bike after this long, long week.
Hand holding an “I voted” sticker in the foreground. White e-cargo bike in the background.
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I got to compare my long bike with a short car (the car is juuuust longer)
Long tail cargo bike parked next to a Smart Car. The car is slightly longer than the bike.
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Absolutely
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Today’s cargo: dog waste sample to the vet for parasite screening.
Cargo bicycle in front of a veterinarian’s office.
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I know there are bigger problems but I’m so frustrated that the MLB streaming app is down on opening day.
Screenshot showing a list of baseball games and the error message “no feed available”
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Yes! Hooray for cargo bikes!
A white cargo bike in front of the Connecticut capitol.
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Brian @brianhess.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
The vicious pit bull is feeling needy this morning.
A gray and white dog is laying on a carpet with no limbs visible.
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