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@brianeaston.net
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Freelance writer. Excel wrangler. Player of games. Still not Artur Gies. He/Him

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Agies @brianeaston.net · 13/09/2026
Pickle wife, pickle life.
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 11/09/2026
I'm glad this is an option for people but a spritz up the nose sounds like a sensory nightmare for me.
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 07/09/2026
Unfortunately you'll have to be more specific.
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 01/09/2026
Is he talking about keyless ignition?
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 26/08/2026
Shippers who collected tariffs on imports (FedEx, UPS.) Because those tariffs were charged directly to the consumer.
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 26/08/2026
Fuck off, wear a helmet.
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 22/08/2026
It's like you've never seen giant disco truck nuts before
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 10/08/2026
Sitting at my local bar, minding my own business, when the group next to me starts talking about Wario's Beef and Pork. #cumword #jjgo @jordanjessego.bsky.social
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 09/08/2026
Anthology of short stories loosely based on the song.
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 08/08/2026
Pixel is evocative but textmode is more legible. If a toggle isn't an option then textmode is probably better.
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 03/08/2026
Already do, but if you keep making puns like that I'll quit.
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 03/08/2026
Fear of lung cancer?
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 03/08/2026
Yinz poopin' n at?
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 30/07/2026
To be honest, I'm not sure it needed a second season.
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 30/07/2026
That's exactly what Claude would say.
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 30/07/2026
Isn't that title 17 of the US Code?
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 30/07/2026
Title 7: Agriculture?
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 29/07/2026
Quick! You gotta tell Christian's grandpa!
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 29/07/2026
Little Debbie... Little Debbie..
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 27/07/2026
The new carpet just isn't the same
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 27/07/2026
Myst got its due and then some. Meanwhile I'm here remembering Sierra games.
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 26/07/2026
But what color can the sky be now?
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 21/07/2026
Welsh.
An image of the Magic: The Gathering card "Llanowar Elves" depicting a Welsh elf.
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 19/07/2026
Congratulations to @aduralde.bsky.social
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 18/07/2026
Beastie Boys:
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 15/07/2026
I was willing to write it off as coincidence when @jordanjessego.bsky.social and @greatesttrek.com both covered this movie but then @elliottkalan.bsky.social recently mentioned the "prequel" and I had to get out the red string and bulletin board.
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 13/07/2026
I do not understand how this was even in question.
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 06/07/2026
Considering the dire state of the industry I'm just happy to see that none of the studios are being shut down outright.
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 04/07/2026
Yeah, but you had polenta fries.
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 29/06/2026
The Smurfs are superficially outrageous at best.
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Happy This One Weird Frog Day to you all
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 05/06/2026
They got a lot of bridges there?
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 05/06/2026
But seriously Jesse, I'm glad you like my city and hope you get a chance to visit longer.
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 05/06/2026
Was supper happy to hear @jessethorn.bsky.social recommend Pittsburgh as an overlooked city that is worth visiting in the latest @bullseye.maximumfun.org BOCO, but then I saw it spelled as "Pittsburg" in the show notes and am demanding a formal apology.
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 03/06/2026
And Greg Graffin front man of Bad Religion, the other band on that soundtrack, regularly teaches biology at Cornell and UCLA.
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 28/05/2026
He didn't say "cum gutters" like Segal did but still a great episode!
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Colin Williamson - 奈良番外地 @colinwilliamson.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
NINTENDO PEOPLE HELP. I'm going through my DV tape rips and I found one of a Spaceworld presentation but I can't tag the year. We've got Yamauchi (???), Miyamoto showing off the original Celda trailer to polite applause, and Iwata talking about Pikmin. Is this '01?
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 10/05/2026
Sometimes it's nice to take a break from sad dads and broken people.
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 09/05/2026
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 09/05/2026
They're not a dime a dozen anymore but movies like Bottoms and Booksmart do exist.
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 04/05/2026
Feels like the only thing they're doing for the 60th (besides cancelling perfectly good shows)
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 27/04/2026
Doing the walk even.
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 26/04/2026
Only coverage of Sierra's AGI games can save them
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 25/04/2026
This is Important and I do care.
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 25/04/2026
I'm a proud supporter of @maximumfun.org because shows like @jordanjessego.bsky.social, @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social, @flophousepodcast.com, Triple Click, Free With Ads, and @maximumfilmpodcast.bsky.social have been absolute delights when times have been tough and even when they aren't #maxfundrive
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 25/04/2026
It was a pleasant surprise
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 17/04/2026
Peanut butter on hot dogs just make sense.
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 14/04/2026
Microphone, Speaking Into
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 13/04/2026
In house ad reads only or will I be hearing painfully long ads for gambling sites?
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Agies @brianeaston.net · 08/04/2026
You're only as old as your knees make you feel.
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