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brian cullen

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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Try Super Intelligence - SI (like "sigh"). So much better.
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We need to hold Trump personally accountable for any funds diverted from their actual purpose. Not just at the polls, but out of his (and Vought’s, Musk’s, etc) bank accounts. That’s the only way they’ll learn.
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Building demo is yet of another of the Secret Service's secret services.
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DOJ also set to reconsider whether the Nazis were treated unfairly at Nuremberg.
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But wait, haven't we heard for years about how the Second Amendment is there just for situations like this?!
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Experienced criminals know not to leave fingerprints at the scenes of their crimes.
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Pro - War _ High gas price - Inflation - Mystery meet - ICE killer - Measles - Tax cuts for billionaires - International embarassment Party
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump Gassy Knoll!
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Scene from Tron
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Of course if we used imperial gallons instead of standard they would cost 20% more, and Trump could blame all the price increases on the conversion
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If the Trump administration were clever (ok, well...), they would announce a shift to pricing gas and diesel per liter, so it looks cheaper while moving us toward the international standard
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The checks are in the mail! It's just that all those phony mail-in ballots are holding ip delivery!
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What's another trillion dollars?
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mike Johnson sees dead people
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm shocked, shocked to find that weaseling is going on in here!
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Do you remember, especially the moms out there, when you knew where your meat came from?
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Maybe he sees it like a golf score?
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We're Americans, dammit - we're not ballroom people! We left a ballroom king 250 years ago, and have welcomed people from the whole over fleeing ballroom and palace societies for better lives.
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Trump has destroyed the illusion of American military omnipotence and military dominance without any understanding of the consequences
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I've been such a fool, paying for my syrup all this time...
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Trump's brain is regressing so fast he'll be confused by object permanence within weeks
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
How are we not calling him "Nappy Don"?
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Washington explaining how even the Valley Forde rations were better than on the USS Abraham Lincoln
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"Well, if we don't confirm him Trump will just appoint someone as Acting AG who's even worse" is the most pathetic excuse a senator can give.
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Investors who put their own money into any Musk company at this point should have known better and deserve to lose it. Investors who put other people's money into any Musk company at this point should have known better and deserve prison.
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
An immigrant is also likely to live with, work with, socialize with, and otherwise congregate with other immigrants. If you can tag a fish, bird, or animal, you can find the others it schools, flocks, or herds with.
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Thin ice might be the solution to the reflecting pool, er... "lake."
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It cost taxpayers - mainly NYers - $10 million so that Donnie could nap at MSG and cost the Knicks a sweep.
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sadly, that staffer is known as "the smart one."
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In others words, someone finally convinced US Atty Box o’ Wine that proceeding to discovery was going to further embarrass her boss and expose even more of his corruption
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The only source that claimed Trump was a tremendous dealmaker was, of course, Trump himself.
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Permanent Daylight Saving Time always sounds great iIn the summer. This would never pass in January.
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Someone's upset that the USWNT consistently and decidedly outshines their male counterparts
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Lindsey - who can no longer vote or cover for Trump on the Sunday shows - is now useless. Trump is pissed at Graham for being dead, not sad. Not mentioning him is Trump showing restraint.
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Also subpoenaing journalists who reported that the navy has ships
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham was a number
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Mitch is living his best afterlife, in a very warm place.
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Please tell me he's wearing white chaps
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
We're going to have to bomb Japan now, aren't we...
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Scott's recommended daily allowance of vegetables
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
USMNT? Never heard of it. I think I canceled that treaty - worse deal ever.
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Or call Infantino and demand he find four goals!
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Gonna need a new team to root for. Who has the best snacks?
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
More likely Trump placed on bet on this game before getting Infantino to rescind the red card. On Belgium.
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We're going to find out the Trump put a big bet in Belgium just before paying off Infantino
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Unfortunately there is no next game to recover from Trump
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Not a good half. I blame Trump (and Infantino) for fucking up all the vibes. Reminds me of the Knicks game 3...
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
True to his word, Kevin walked away when he was a terrible candidate
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brian cullen @briancullen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Brought to you by the NFLPA?
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