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@briancortijo.bsky.social
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he/him Freelance TTRPG designer. Tired. I'm an author, a gamer, a geek, and a cornball. Beware of serial commas.

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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The idea that these words came out of the mouth of a District Attorney is utterly apalling: "She never says that she was drugged without her knowledge. She admits to taking drugs and alcohol voluntarily and with knowledge. She does not allege that she was forced to engage in any acts. (cont'd)
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JaleighJohnson.bsky.social @jaleighjohnson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Here for the shadow vibes! Shadow Studies Cazrin is now available from @idlechampions.bsky.social !
Image of Shadow Studies Cazrin from the Fallbacks on the left, photo of author Jaleigh Johnson on the right.
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
(Shared this on Facebook, but just as appropriate here) Today is Rosh Hashanah. For Jews, that means we are entering a new year, and a period of reflection, of gratitude, and of confession for our individual and collective shortcomings.
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Walk your talk. That is all.
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SeanKReynolds has a Patreon! @seankreynolds.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
BTW if you enjoyed Nolan's "The Odyssey" (or any version of that story), I have a free RPG PDF (d20/3E/PF) about playing in mythic Greece called The New Argonauts: • Drivethru link: www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/1... • 5E conversion by @mikemyler.bsky.social: mikemyler.com/2018/02/11/d...
cover of The New Argonauts, featuring an illustration by Gerald Lee. The cover art three vertical panels. The left and right panels are each a Greek warrior wearing an impressive helm and carrying a shield. The middle panel is an illustration of the Greek "monster" Scylla; from the waist up she is a beautiful dark-haired woman and from the waist down she is six serpents each with the head of a ferocious dog. Beneath Scylla is a tiny illustration of a Greek ship approaching Scylla's silhouette.
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WizKids @wizkids.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Today kicks off our weeklong Labor Day sale! Almost everything sitewide is 25-50% off from now until 9/8. It’s the perfect time to pick up those miniatures you’ve been eyeing, that board game you’ve had on your wishlist, or just a little treat for yourself!
On a black background. In the top left corner in white text on a yellow background “Thru Sept 8th". In the center is a comic speech bubble with a WizKids logo at the top of it and in the middle of it is white and yellow text that says “Labor Day Sale”. Stamped on the bottom right corner of the bubble in black text on a yellow background is “25-50% Off Most Items”.
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm so very tempted to pitch a panel on being a good audience member at a convention panel. "I Have A Question That's More Of A Question..."
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Y'all, I got nothing. Nothing. This week has sucked for public news.
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
♫Here with my carbs I feel safest of all You can lock all my doors And just leave me alone with carbs♫
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If ChatGPT and a human expert with a stack of accredited degrees disagree on what the truth is, I'm going to go with the one who values intellectual integrity and might experience consequences for being incorrect. Stop trying to use AI bots as proof.
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
♫ When I was a young boy My father took me into the city To watch them fill balloons I said “Hey, Dad It’s early. I should be at home in my pajamas And watching some cartoons." ♪♫
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
No matter what fandom or space you're happy in, there is almost certainly a Community Manager you need to thank. They take infinite flak, receive zero credit for the work they do, and are the conduit between The Audience and the creative team in both directions. Thank your local CM, y'all. Twice.
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Had a wonderful time at Gen Con. Spent some time with good friends, made some new ones, and I am recharged about creative stuff. See y’all down the road!
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
As we get ready for the last day of #GenCon, I'm still buzzed and excited about the wonderful #ForgottenRealms seminar we had on Thursday night, Candlekeep Presents.
A portrait of Candlekeep, the fortress monastery library of the Forgotten Realms. To the right, letters read Candlekeep Presents: A Dozen and One, beneath which is an emblem of a bronze tree with leaves of green, orange, and brown, and thirteen leaves of distinct species and colors falling towards its roots.

At the bottom, it reads Thanks To:
with the logos for Beadle & Grimm's, WizKids, D&D Beyond, and Gen Con.
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It's great how folks are celebrating Jimothy, and now there's a number of other people sharing videos of their pets with short spines and other body differences. It helps normalize variety rather than shaming. Awesome. Now do humans.
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Fellow Crawlers, after a week+ of painting, I'm pleased to give to you Prepotente Lorenzo De La Rosa, or simply Pony to his friends. I hope you dig it. #DungeonCrawlerCarl #DigitalArt "Take a Bow" Digital Painting
A digital painting of the characters Prepotente and Bianca from the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. Prepotente is mounted atop Bianca in her demonic goat form, with fiery hooves, and both are lit from above from a bright glowing blue spell cast by Prepotente.
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
With apologies to Pearl Jam: 🎵 Jimothy eats your traaaash todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay 🎶
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WizKids @wizkids.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
We are excited to be joining @dndbeyond.com in the D&D Tower at GenCon! Make the journey to our photobooth on the 2nd floor Mezzanine. Everyone from lone rogues to full adventuring parties can display their most heroic poses to be captured on camera for all to enjoy! #WizKidsGenCon26
At the top is “D&D Tower GenCon 2006”. There are three sections highlighted in black with text on the left and art on the right, against the picture of Tiamat in the background, and at the bottom is the Dungeons & Dragons logo with the URL DUNGEONSANDDRAGONS.COM/GEN-CON. The top section says “5th + 6th Floor, the D&D Carnival + Tarokka Readings, Dungeon Masters University (Friday and Saturday only)”. The middle section says “3rd + 4th floor D&D Talks, Live plays in D&D Amphitheater, Dungeon Dare: Web of Red Wizards”. The bottom section says “1st + 2nd Floor, D&D Vision Keynote, Dungeon Masters LIVE! Twenty-Sided Tavern, Puppy Roll III, Dungeon Masters Orchestra Concert”.
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Dungeons & Dragons @dndbeyond.com · 26/05/2026
Prepare for adventure, D&D events at Gen Con are rolling out now: dndbeyond.link/Gen-Con-26-w...
D&D Gen Con 26 Tickets Live Now
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Coming to Gen Con? A fan of the Forgotten Realms? You'll want to join us for Candlekeep Presents on Thursday night! Chat with creators from the long history of the setting! Learn some secret lore, propose something new, and maybe walk away with fabulous prizes! www.gencon.com/events/301740
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Gen Con | Gen Con Indy 2026
The Best Four Days in Gaming
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Gute, Gali, Miss, and Molly
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
What do you mean I can stop holding my breath now?
A three-tiered rolling audio/visual cart with a television sitting on top and a VCR on the second shelf.
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LaTia is somethin’ scary @latiajacquise.com · 08/04/2026
I talked about being Black as a woman who works in and plays D&D with the Indianapolis Recorder and some of my badass coworkers on Magic :) indianapolisrecorder.com/black-repres...
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Rolling the dice on inclusion: Inside Black representation in gaming with Wizards of the Coast creators - Indianapolis Recorder
Representation in gaming is evolving and designers at Wizards of the Coast are working to include various cultures and people in their...
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WizKids @wizkids.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
We're celebrating GAMA and all the awesome announcements happening at that event with amazing deals online for everyone to enjoy! Check out the collection, and keep an eye on our social media to hear about some pretty exciting news! ➡️Check out the Promo-Pop Up Collection: wizkids.io/march26popup
A bright yellow striped background with the WizKids logo and text reading “Promo Pop-Up Shop Now"
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
How I imagine the conversation going: Pentagon: So, remember Project Insight from Winter Soldier? Anthropic: Oh, yeah. What a disastrously dangerous application of tech. P: Disastr… No! We need you to do exactly that thing. A: Umm, no? P: What kind of SkyNet patriots are you anyway?
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
An image of Clippy, the automated helper from Microsoft programs in the 1990s. In block text above, it reads:

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO ENGAGE IN HUMAN CREATIVITY

and below the image

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HELP WITH THAT?
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
"There's no use trying," she said. "One can't do impeachable things." "I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Orange King. "When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've done as many as six impeachable things before breakfast."
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I just realized that the 2024 rules for multiclassing only fixed the rounding rules for the "half" caster classes (i.e. artificer, paladin, ranger), and not the one-third subclasses (arcane trickster, etc.), and I have a grump. Nothing major, but it was a chance to clean things up. #dnd
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Imperial - Spicy Disaster @imperial.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Hey - we're celebrating 10 years partnered on Twitch and we're giving away a @logitechgaming.bsky.social mouse or keyboard - winner's choice! Entries start in a few minutes over on twitch.tv/imperial!
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Gary Con @garycon.com · 17/01/2026
GUEST SPOTLIGHT: LaTia Jacquise is a Community Manager for Dungeons & Dragons at Wizards of the Coast, and a Community Review Board member for the nonprofit TakeThis.org. buff.ly/Q30XF4v #GaryCon #GCXVIII #SpecialGuest #Gaming #TTRPGs
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Mike Schley @mikeschley.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I’ve done it! My Atlas of Faerûn, created for the #DnD supplement ‘Heroes of Faerûn’, is ready for exploring. Available exclusively from my print gallery, It’s an epically sized #RPG #fantasymap & the digital version comes with labeled and unlabeled options included. Huzzah!
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Status Report: Three grown, college-educated adults, with a combined age of 169 and a combined IQ of somewhere around 400, just had a five minute conversation as to why no one could bring themselves to break down the Good Box for recycling.
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
It's me! I'm one of thems!
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OrcaCon @orcacon.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Who's ready for our full updated Special Guest list? Yep, we are! Check out all these amazing people who will be running panels, workshops, games, and special events as our Special Guests! www.orcacon.org/panels/speci...
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Got my wife the GOAT set of ornaments for this year’s tree. IYKNK
A photo of three holiday ornaments: a loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
What's that? I only have 8 hours left to order this with a 10% discount? I guess I'd better get on it, then! Wait. What do you mean I "already ordered one..."?
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Every single federal judge—up to and including SCOTUS—ought to be looking at the actions of this government and reminding themselves exactly what the Bill of Rights was put in place to prevent from happening. Because it's happening and these "originalists" are **shamefully** bad at it.
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Kobold Press @koboldpress.com · 09/09/2025
Kobold Press is hiring! Social Media Manager: Someone who loves TTRPGs & wants to lead the charge on digital engagement. Community Manager: A people-focused powerhouse with a passion for RPGs that connects our products & fans. APPLY TODAY -- koboldpress.com/kobold-pres...
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Kobold Press Is Hiring
Social Media Manager About Kobold Press Kobold Press is a renowned independent publisher of tabletop roleplaying games, best known for terrifying monsters, compelling adventures, and 5E-compatible products. Our passion is storytelling—from the dark c
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Legalkimchi @legalkimchi.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
New video coming out tomorrow!
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
This has been gnawing at me for a week now, so I'm going to just say it. If you are social climber in a relatively small space, people see you. You may get where you want, but stepping on and over people isn't the way to do it, even with a smile on your face. Good luck on the way down.
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Happy Gen Con Friday! Last night was our annual Candlekeep Presents gathering, where we come together to share our love of the Forgotten Realms. In addition to our usual shenanigans and our annual pins, we were able to give out some lovely swag from Wizards @dndbeyond.bsky.social.
The Candlekeep 2025 pin, with a rising Sun behind three hills and wispy clouds obscuring some of the sun’s rays.
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Ready to end some friendships at Gen Con.
A new pack of UNO cards.
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Take the time to hype your friends. To the public, to their faces, whatever the moment calls for. It costs you nothing but a few seconds, but it's proof that their well-being matters to you even when it doesn't benefit you in the least.
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Some uncomfortable truths: As I get older, I realize more and more that being happy is less about feeling fulfilled than it is about being secure to pursue fulfillment. And security often requires a lot of hard, boring, sustained work before it materializes.
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
You know, a super-lottery win would be absolutely awesome, but I'd be more than happy to suddenly find enough money to ensure gainful employment and appropriate medical/dental/mental healthcare coverage for a bunch of folk for a year or two. I'm just fine, but I've got some folks I'd LOVE to cover.
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Eugenio Vargas @dmjazzyhands.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Hire. Her. And me. Hire us both. But right now, HIRE. HER.
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Brian G. aka urbanbohemian 🪩🥂💖 @urbanbohemian.com · 25/02/2025
Work was getting worky and I was trying to set up an overhead cam, so I'm a little late but... live on #Twitch with some MagicCon Chicago wrap up, show & tell and some MTG Arena? twitch.tv/urbanbohemian 💖
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Back from MagicCon, let's catch up! x The Marsha P. Johnson Institute | !charity !donate !clip | @urbanbohemian 💖 🏳‍🌈 | !pronouns [CC]
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ladyluck34 @ladyluck34.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Missed this panel at PAX Unplugged 2024? Now you can watch 'Is it ethical to keep your friend as a pet if they turn to a werewolf and other queries' on YouTube!! @urbanbohemian.com @latiajacquise.com @theoperageek.com @laurenurban.bsky.social @taruhunter.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjtA...
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Is it Ethical to Keep Your Friend as a Pet if They Turn to a Werewolf and Other Queries (Panel)
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Gaetz was just re-elected to the House. His resignation is from the 118th Congress. Any vacancy in the 119th Congress doesn't start until members are sworn in on January 3rd. DeSantis can't actually call a special election until Gaetz refuses to take his seat in January.
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Brian @briancortijo.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Did a whole thread over on the hellxite about analyzing the election results, overcorrection based on bad data-reading, and what pundits are getting so wrong about Democratic futures already. Not going to fog up the air here with it, though. Have a look if you're interested: x.com/briancortijo...
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