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Brian Boone @brianboone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Please check out my substack, and read this article about your pocket-size Joe Satriani getting enough nutrients. comedyjokes.substack.com/p/your-littl...

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Your Little Joe Satriani Cannot Survive on Junk Riffs

He needs nutrient-rich licks!

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Brian Boone @brianboone.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

In high school, my two closest friends and I called ourselves "the Beastie Boys" because everytime I said something they'd scream the last word of the sentence in unison with me for some reason.

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Brian Boone @brianboone.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Santana knows nothing of smooth! Being seven inches from the midday sun is decidedly unsmooth!

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Brian Boone @brianboone.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

I’ve never seen it. I don’t want to spoil one of my Favorite Things if it isn’t good. It’s the same reason I’ve never watched the film adaptation of “White Noise.” I assume the music video for Billy Squier’s “Rock Me Tonite” is historically and famously both very good and very well received.

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Brian Boone @brianboone.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Whoa whoa whoa, that’s a story for another day, I’m afraid.

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Brian Boone @brianboone.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Okay, it worked, but you didn’t tell me to turn off my ceiling fan! Giblets everywhere! You’ll be hearing from my attorney.

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Brian Boone @brianboone.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Release the Cut of “Garden State” where the song Natalie Portman says will change your life is “Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)”

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Brian Boone @brianboone.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Hacks hack: Be Jean Smart-smart and put on your Hacks Slacks, made with Jean Smart’s Smart Jeans technology, which utilize Jean Smart’s smart genes to make the jeans smart.

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Brian Boone @brianboone.bsky.social · 24/11/2024