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BrianBlack

@brianblack.bsky.social
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Just browsing the inter-webs for news and funny things, sci-fi junkie, Trekkie 🏳️‍🌈. Los Angeles, CA “Sounds gay, I’m in”, Protect the dolls

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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Someone needs to make this app but super gay.
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Looking at this and one would think I’m at a swingers party but no, just all the keys to cars and doors my parents no longer have.
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I really identify with this right now
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Who remembers this sci-fi gem?
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Does this haircut make me look… ya know…like a slut? Yes? Ok good. I paid extra for that
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
On the quest to eat healthier options, I purchased these and tried them. 2/10 they do not taste like chicken and waffles. But if you hate someone, they make a great gift option
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I NEEED THIS! Does anyone know this person ahead of me for first class? I’m not saying kill them but just ya know, like a flesh wound or something
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I don’t normally post gym selfies because I work out at home and the lighting is garbage. But I took this one at the hotel gym and noticed that it looks like a giant dildo is in the background and heheheh. I have the maturity of a child. It’s a beach umbrella
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Just finished watching “The Astronaut” and I’ll never get that time back. Never
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I just finished the movie “Twinless”… I’d like to suggest they make the prequel “The Gay Twin” so I can see the sex scenes…I mean story development…yeah that’s it
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I’m not happy when I need a haircut. But I got my hair did so I am happy.
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I was able to do lunges without knee pain! It felt so good. I had acl/miniscus surgery a while ago and since I’ve returned to working out, I’ve had knee pain. But slowly working up in weight and reps helped. And a good knee brace. Celebrating the small victories.
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Occasionally, I will get Magic spoon cereal when the urge hits. The taste is there
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Someone needs to dress up as Aunt Gladys but when she snaps the twig, just demon twinks swarm the bar!!!
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I’m watching RuPauls Drag Race and some one said Myki Meeks is a grown-up Arya Stark and now I can’t stop thinking that whenever they are on screen
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
OMG…shrooms man….oh these aren’t the kind that gets you high then?!…..
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
When you reach a certain age: Knee injury ✅ Shoulder injury ✅
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
If gyms had mirrors like this, I feel like I would go to the gym more
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Ours loved it. The only problem was he kept trying to steal all the blankets for himself
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Sometimes I just want to rename my workouts to the following: Legs - spank me daddy Push - titty titty bang bang Pull - pull my finger Do you think this will get me banned on Hevy?
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I don’t think I understand the concept of adjustable dumbbells
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Gagged!! Like what? The actual? F?
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I’m melting I’m melting
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I have an Amazon echo in my kitchen and it shows these ads from time to time but who at Amazon confused the guy from Harry Potter with Ed Sheeran #notallgingerslookalike #angryginger
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Until next time Chicago.
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I think I’m going to melt when I get to Chicago.
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Ugh… stressful day at work and I log into Insta and see this….and I was like WTF!!! But it turns out someone else posted it and shared. Lol. My bad
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Can I just say, I’m loving the plot of season3 Foundation…..it’s um….so hot..err…I mean good, interesting.
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Decided to jump in the pool for the 1st day of summer. Jealous? Well don’t be. I’m a ginger and ginger people can only be in the sun for 20 minutes every 4 hours or we will explode. It’s true
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I think unisex bathrooms are great but this is just confusing
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I just got my haircut….so when do I get all these gay powers everyone is talking about?
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Do I have a health problem - yes. Do I freak out and act dramatic for a few days causing grief to everyone around me because a broken BP machine gave me crazy readings - also yes
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
This is what being old means….buying things and saying “you better fix my entire life, you little bitch”
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I heard something and said to myself “Am I smoking crack or do I hear thunder?”
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I was feeling kind of fruity today.
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Erin go Bragh!!
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
It feels like it was yesterday when Cornelius came home with us. I miss him every day
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Trying to improve my overall health and I actually like Athletic Greens but I have to admit, after I drink it, I can NOT be anywhere near open flames
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Seems correct…..
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Does this haircut make my ass look fat?
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
It may appear that coffee and caffeine are my entire personality but jokes on you, I don’t HAVE a personality
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I am traveling right now and I have to ask the executives at Angel Soft, was Ass sandpaper taken as a brand name so you went with Angel soft instead?
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I thought I looked cute but somehow just look crazy lol. I think I need more bathroom selfie practice
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
During Christmas time, we always had a twinkling tree and I’d turn off the lights of the room so the brilliant Xmas tree lights would bounce off the walls. Now it’s time to set up the big tree
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I guess the roadrunner got away again
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
It is not a holiday unless we have crescent rolls!!!! Trying something new. Crescent rolls with catupiry. YUM!!
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
This is 47
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I felt mine always judged me lol
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BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Does this mean I have to post a thirst trap now?
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