BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Looking at this and one would think I’m at a swingers party but no, just all the keys to cars and doors my parents no longer have. 011 1
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Does this haircut make me look… ya know…like a slut? Yes? Ok good. I paid extra for that 1100 10
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 10/06/2026On the quest to eat healthier options, I purchased these and tried them. 2/10 they do not taste like chicken and waffles. But if you hate someone, they make a great gift option 020 2
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I NEEED THIS! Does anyone know this person ahead of me for first class? I’m not saying kill them but just ya know, like a flesh wound or something 020 2
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I don’t normally post gym selfies because I work out at home and the lighting is garbage. But I took this one at the hotel gym and noticed that it looks like a giant dildo is in the background and heheheh. I have the maturity of a child. It’s a beach umbrella 180 8
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Just finished watching “The Astronaut” and I’ll never get that time back. Never 120 2
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 15/02/2026I just finished the movie “Twinless”… I’d like to suggest they make the prequel “The Gay Twin” so I can see the sex scenes…I mean story development…yeah that’s it 060 6
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I’m not happy when I need a haircut. But I got my hair did so I am happy. 0130 13
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 27/01/2026I was able to do lunges without knee pain! It felt so good. I had acl/miniscus surgery a while ago and since I’ve returned to working out, I’ve had knee pain. But slowly working up in weight and reps helped. And a good knee brace. Celebrating the small victories. 020 2
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Occasionally, I will get Magic spoon cereal when the urge hits. The taste is there 220 2
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Someone needs to dress up as Aunt Gladys but when she snaps the twig, just demon twinks swarm the bar!!! 030 3
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I’m watching RuPauls Drag Race and some one said Myki Meeks is a grown-up Arya Stark and now I can’t stop thinking that whenever they are on screen 130 3
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 07/01/2026OMG…shrooms man….oh these aren’t the kind that gets you high then?!….. 030 3
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 17/12/2025When you reach a certain age: Knee injury ✅ Shoulder injury ✅ 140 4
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 30/11/2025If gyms had mirrors like this, I feel like I would go to the gym more 0130 13
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Ours loved it. The only problem was he kept trying to steal all the blankets for himself 050 5
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Sometimes I just want to rename my workouts to the following: Legs - spank me daddy Push - titty titty bang bang Pull - pull my finger Do you think this will get me banned on Hevy? 030 3
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 23/09/2025I don’t think I understand the concept of adjustable dumbbells 020 2
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 21/08/2025I have an Amazon echo in my kitchen and it shows these ads from time to time but who at Amazon confused the guy from Harry Potter with Ed Sheeran #notallgingerslookalike #angryginger 240 4
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 04/08/2025I think I’m going to melt when I get to Chicago. 010 1
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Ugh… stressful day at work and I log into Insta and see this….and I was like WTF!!! But it turns out someone else posted it and shared. Lol. My bad 000 0
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Can I just say, I’m loving the plot of season3 Foundation…..it’s um….so hot..err…I mean good, interesting. 040 4
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Decided to jump in the pool for the 1st day of summer. Jealous? Well don’t be. I’m a ginger and ginger people can only be in the sun for 20 minutes every 4 hours or we will explode. It’s true 1200 20
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 20/06/2025I think unisex bathrooms are great but this is just confusing 010 1
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 23/05/2025I just got my haircut….so when do I get all these gay powers everyone is talking about? 1160 16
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Do I have a health problem - yes. Do I freak out and act dramatic for a few days causing grief to everyone around me because a broken BP machine gave me crazy readings - also yes 050 5
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 16/04/2025This is what being old means….buying things and saying “you better fix my entire life, you little bitch” 060 6
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 03/04/2025I heard something and said to myself “Am I smoking crack or do I hear thunder?” 000 0
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 12/03/2025It feels like it was yesterday when Cornelius came home with us. I miss him every day 030 3
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Trying to improve my overall health and I actually like Athletic Greens but I have to admit, after I drink it, I can NOT be anywhere near open flames 160 6
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 12/12/2024It may appear that coffee and caffeine are my entire personality but jokes on you, I don’t HAVE a personality 040 4
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I am traveling right now and I have to ask the executives at Angel Soft, was Ass sandpaper taken as a brand name so you went with Angel soft instead? 030 3
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 02/12/2024I thought I looked cute but somehow just look crazy lol. I think I need more bathroom selfie practice 2200 20
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 01/12/2024During Christmas time, we always had a twinkling tree and I’d turn off the lights of the room so the brilliant Xmas tree lights would bounce off the walls. Now it’s time to set up the big tree 041 4
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 28/11/2024It is not a holiday unless we have crescent rolls!!!! Trying something new. Crescent rolls with catupiry. YUM!! 130 3
BrianBlack @brianblack.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Does this mean I have to post a thirst trap now? 1101 10