If I could brush my memory clean, I believe you would be the only thing that would remain.

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Between one lost creature and another, it makes no difference.

I might be a pretend stripper but I know about striptease.

On acts of resistance.

Damn man stop interrupting me I’m trying to tell a story here!

Fives and Faves.

La da dee la dee da

i am only detail-oriented in pursuit of ruining myself

Fives and Faves.

It’s a drinking song, you reply, which is the honest-to-God, massaged truth.

New experiment on Fives and Favs.

Get back out there. Pull the ghosts from the 8-track.

an essay by Mike Nagel

On self-discipline.

Just proof that we were there.

What matters is that I can still feel it, twenty years later, true as a sore throat.

Games begin and end at 9am AZ time.

Sen. Ron Johnson is one of the richest members of Congress, with a net worth of tens of millions of dollars.

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