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Brian Alverson

@brianalv.bsky.social
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I run @RedditBills on Twitter but since I never used it for official content I figured I should just make a personal account instead. Bills, CFL, cats, gardening, et cetera!

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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It's nap time on the mallow flower! 🌺🐝
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Should've stolen the Jays powder blue uniforms instead!
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The Buffalo Bills have been eliminated from playoff contention. ☹️
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
'Segovia' maybe? It's a small cup cultivar that has been around since the 60s. I am not a daffodil expert but the appearance is certainly very similar.
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
It's also edible! Young tender redbuds are very pleasant.
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Elizabeth Hargrave @elizhargrave.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The pro-AI, anti-game-designer nonsense Suz is quoting below is on LinkedIn, in the comments on a post by the SAME PERSON about how AI told him to *walk* to the car wash. (The cognitive dissonance is killing me!) Here's what I replied over there:

Ryan I am so disappointed to see you say this. AEG would not exist without the hard work of its human designers. You know damn well that Peter and John are better than AI and will be for a long time to come. An AI that can't tell you how to go to the carwash isn't going to be able to tell you how to play a game, either. Playing many iterations of chess by following the rules it is given is a computation issue that has nothing in common with the complex mess of inspiration and psychology required to design a game.
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Thankfully I have matured into sweaty, *quiet*, desperate, neurotic insecurity. You're welcome!
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
It's for the best, I can't handle the emotional turmoil of hiring a coach I just spent 4 seasons making fun of.
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I think it's still very desirable. You have the best QB in the world, plenty of leeway to make changes, and the last guy had 9 years before he got fired. It's kinda like the Steelers. In the moment it looks messy but the organization is appealing for professionals in the big picture.
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Peanut butter and coconut isn't a combination you see often, I'm for it!
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I guess McBeane wasn't really a thing after all.
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Well it's not really his fault, he got thrown in cold off the bench and hasn't had many reps this year. He's certainly not ready for the moment.
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Yeah he's been invisible other than getting flattened by Meyers.
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Banged Up Bills @bangedupbills.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
The Bills take on the Jaguars in the Wild Card round this Sunday. Buffalo will be without Hairston and Bernard, with Ty Johnson & two others questionable. Jacksonville lists Cole Van Lanen as questionable & holds a key injury edge. Read more inside. bangedupbills.com/2026/01/09/b...
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Buffalo Bills vs Jacksonville Jaguars Wild Card Injury Preview - Banged Up Bills
The Buffalo Bills are back in the playoffs for the seventh consecutive year, but for the first time since 2019, not as a divisional winner. The Bills have to go…
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Cuddlin!
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
We're in a world where one day I'm explaining to my wife how excited I am to watch "The Titty Kisser" play football and the next I'm mourning the unforgivable depths of evil to which my nation is sinking. It takes quite the emotional toll.
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Agh and nothing is more painful than re-biting a spot that is already sore from being bit.
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
It's not even a matter for any courts to decide he just flat out can't do that so it has no effect. That's the statement they should be going with, not dignifying it with the idea a court could allow it.
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
"Hey you know how Sprite is the most popular lemon-lime soda and almost everyone prefers it over our competitors? What if we just kinda fucked it up for no particular reason?" "Jenkins... you're a genius!"
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Just out of curiosity what is the overall percentage of snaps under center?
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
They've had good discipline today, gave up a few plays but never let it get to them and avoided the mental mistakes.
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Aw he's got a lil crush on Mamdani, relatable.
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Search for practice squad DTs, sort by highest weight, profit!
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Tampa/Atlanta and Cincy/Baltimore last year were both really good, I don't think anything since has even come close.
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Bo-mbs away
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Let's go other Buffalo!
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Gonna be honest I enjoy McDonald's forcing their commercial narrators to badly sing their jingle. I know Brian Cox left a little bit of his soul in the recording booth that day and you can feel it in the ad.
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I think that's a tough sell when the reason for digging in for the shutdown in the first place was to prevent people being killed by lack of access to healthcare, which will now happen.
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I understand why they discontinued this, it's not worth the effort if the end result is still going to be Arby's.
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
It's just deflating because it makes this whole thing pointless. They finally took a stand and Americans were widely supportive of it, and now they're just saying no nevermind you get nothing.
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
If they were capable of feeling shame they wouldn't be doing it in the first place. That being said when I'm president I will definitely force a team to let me call plays on offense. The world needs to see my genius!
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Liberating those patriotic all-American plant troops so they can fight for our ecofreedoms 🇺🇸🏈🦅🫡
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Get well soon ❤️
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I like the third one, it's a little more modern than I would normally go but the mountain silhouette is cool.
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I always like to offer people the option to give me more money for no reason. You wanna give me ten bucks for some premium... nothingness?
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
He was a legal clerk in Perth I mean that alone could be explored for several hours.
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
This is great, a housing collapse means predatory corporations can gobble up real estate on the cheap, it's the American Dream!
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Buddy you're not doing either at the moment.
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Picking up some applesauce and The Colorado Buffaloes Adult Unisex Hoodies from the store later, you want anything?
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Peter and Paul really should have consulted Mary on this one.
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
You think the Chiefs will sweep the Broncos? Don't you Bo-lieve??!?
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
It takes courage to tell these hard truths to the world, I respect that.
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
We gotta get Zohran to a game he's our lucky charm apparently!
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Aaron Quinn @aaronquinn716.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Reggie Gilliam (and Jackson Hawes) Appreciation Post. Enjoy.
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Keon snap count down, a good start. Tre/Hairston in a 50/50 split, Hairston needs to be full time at this point. Under 40% for Larry Ogunjobi we need more out of him.
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Oh I didn't even notice it was you.
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a group of people singing into microphones with the words baby come back you can blame it all on me on the bottom
ALT: a group of people singing into microphones with the words baby come back you can blame it all on me on the bottom
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I think Javon Solomon stands to gain the most snaps from that, since they try to move him around the line to get him different rush opportunities. Similar to Hoecht obviously not the same caliber of player.
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I would vote for a Jete fan. You know they're incorruptible because if they could be tempted by promises of a better life they would already not be Jete fans.
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Brian Alverson @brianalv.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Finally we've learned his stance on the most important issue, flats vs. drums. He's a flats guy.
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