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21st Century Delcoid Man

@brian616.bsky.social

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Michigan Wolverines, Philly Union and some Eagles. Doing what I can to bring Sports Twitter over here. Higher Ed admin and prof IRL

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21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Meanwhile, they couldn‘t wait to kill this perfect little PHEV.

A blue Chevy Volt. A perfectly normal little sedan that also has a battery with a 50 mile range.

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21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Recently adopted a “feral” cat to be a mouser but he apparently missed the memo.

Murder kitten, snuggling on my shoulder like a baby.

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

For the uninitiated-

New septa map, with routes and names clearly labeled.

Old Septa map. The trolley lines literally have vague arrows? Like, no one knows where they end?

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

@hooverstreetrag.org we have an interesting development in “sailor hat mascots”. And yes, thats a Model T.

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

From 2024. Hell yeah, brother.

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21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Scrolling through the cast of A Scanner Darkly and fucking WHAT?

Alex Fucking Jones (yes, that one) as a minor character

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

They are favored!!!

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

(Ahem) Leopold Bloom ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls.

Bloomsday coffee mug

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Early MVP- CIV’s crossbar

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

DELCO DADS ASSEMBLE

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Oh hell yeah

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Don’t forget about “ADHD spaz”

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21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

The Philly version is this

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Welp.

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Eh, close enough.

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Small, stale marshmallows in breakfast cereal taste way better than normal ones.

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Not at all surprised to see my neighbor and La Salle history grad on CNN.

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Just got back from my small town's protest. Haverford PA- 500+ people, 10ish cops and maaayybbe 10 "counter-protestors"

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

that's a pretty mean thing to call the cats.

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21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

I had a transit fever dream where PATCO went to all the City Squares and even the Oval. Sigh.

Center City transit map; PATCO expands westward to 20th, north to Logan Square and then up the Parkway to the Art Museum.

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

You mean like this?

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

I can’t be the only one who was absolutely terrorized by this as a kid.

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Sigh…gonna have “you’ll be back” stuck in my head for a month now.

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Played for 10 minutes, wife got so mad she stormed off. 10/10, no notes.

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

I’m gonna need some context here.

Basketball box score that says 47-3

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Bio professor, checking in.

Coffee cup that says “vaccines cause adults”

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Ha ha ha…YES.

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Do these guys count? I hope so- we’d just laugh hysterically for an hour.

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

It’s a small thing, but why are the two best NFL games this weekend on at EXACTLY the same time?

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Great Googaly Moogaly

Route showing a 37 hour drive to Idaho from Lehigh

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Do I get partial predictive credit for this?

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21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

You know what’s reliable and doesn’t choke in big games? That’s right- a Honda.

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Yooooo our NE Philly dog sitters left pound cake!

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Infamously, with their new “Load” era short hair.

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Changed my avi to the greatest piece of music of the 20th century. Any other space rock aficionados out there?

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

After the last three years…I’ll take this season

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 04/11/2024

I grew up on these streets

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 11/10/2024

This is insane. 2 miles from Philly, near streetlights and only a 2 second exposure

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 03/10/2024

Folks, I am back on my bullshit in a big way today.

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 01/10/2024

I have a CSA subscription- every year this week the “swap box” is 100% unwanted fennel.

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21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 20/09/2024

How dare you, NYT

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21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 18/09/2024

I should start a National cover band.

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21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 17/09/2024

Ok, what in the entire fuck

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21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 16/09/2024

Now THIS is a political ticket I can get behind.

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 25/08/2024

YOU GUYS I’M PARKED NEXT TO ONE

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 24/08/2024

Meet me on the ferry to Mackinac Island if you want a well-coiffed ass kicking

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 24/08/2024

lol

Person is already blocked

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 22/08/2024

21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 17/08/2024

Naturally, I have the new variant right now.

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