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Brian

@brian1million.bsky.social
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 9h
Lemme guess… Floyd has some sort of tax issue or financial fraud in his recent history.
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hazy w clear skies
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Been there
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is gonna split the Fox News crowd
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I mean… are these applicants admitting this upfront on the app, or are they getting caught up in the lie detector test, or what. B/c if you lie on the app and get caught in a polygraph, do you still get to become FBI?
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thought you could get away with this because the game is on
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And what’s up with the x-ray pic of a male erection?
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That’s the dude who did the reflecting pool in DC
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
… so tired that we gave ourselves a huge tax break, ballooned the national debt, and threatened to leave our states of residence should you dare impose a wealth tax on us
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am a never Mahommes’er. But did end up with Rashee Rice.
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@kevinmkruse.bsky.social
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
At least the right no longer talks about George Soros as the boogeyman behind everything :)
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
When it happens, I will play YMCA on repeat
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
She hates movie night as well. And dogs that have plush toys.
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Pretty much my first thought as well
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
And, why is legal for me to drive no hands eating a crunchy taco but illegal to drive w one hand while talking on my phone?
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
“I am sorry that you were offended by my comments”… that kind of apology?
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Tom is doing curls as we speak, about to put on a tight polo to film a proper response
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Watch him limp out at the end of Aaron’s clip
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
He limped out of that one all hunched over. Watch the last 5 secs.
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The kettlebell video was also amazing.
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Better haunted than hunted :)
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
2 to the eighth!
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
They drop this on the site AFTER the Memorial Day sale ends?!? Cruelty at its finest.
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
So thankful! What a generous family.
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Well, she is one of 23 female <65yo judges that would fit the category of US District in either FL, GA or AL.
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Almost haiku
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A fucking plus on the music choice
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Very likely one of the few legitimate appeals this slush fund committee will receive
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Too much stuttering
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Gold Zeppelin
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Only if you have a cat named Donut!
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
They need to get into Kalshi and Polymarket to recoup these losses
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Jack Reacher
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
What’s up w the trucker hat
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Emdash AI garbage
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
He might have four beers stuffed in his front pockets
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Your mom and I would get along famously!
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Small cold
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Keep going, Zach! You are an important part of history when we are collectively ready to look back and fix what’s broken.
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I knew you existed, friend of Big ZipLock
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
If the President really is above the law, we need to elect a John Wick to clean house and exact swift justice.
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Oh, so it wasn’t Don Jr
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Funny enough that’s all I was looking for too.
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Almost looking forward to the day where taxpayers have to prepay special one-off events. Based on my tax bracket, I paid over $5000 to bailout Argentina. Think this war will cost me several times that.
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Are there any related odds on number of pardons he gives around the time of impeachment?
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Skinny jeans
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Concrete, crypto, drones and grapes; Eric does it all.
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Brian @brian1million.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
There has to be a better picture of her
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