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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 4h

rewriting history, people say they hate scrappy so much to the point he was retroactively imagined to be a villain, yet if he wasn't around there wouldn't be any Scooby doo gang because it would have been cancelled without him bringing the show back from the dead

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 6h

if LA and SD get wiped out, a large amount of conservative voters who claim to hate blue cities but live in and enjoy the many things offered by them would be wiped out as well

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 18h

dude he lost in 2020 because he fucked up the covid thing so bad it killed a bunch of his voters, if we get another pandemic on our hands its smooth sailing until 2028!

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i don't have any doubt that the confidential data was moved to an internet connected computer so someone in DOGE could send it to Musk's location of choice, and after that they could give two fucks what happened to it and left it sitting there for anyone to find

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

maybe this is going overboard but i would prefer scientists who break a vial that may or may not contain anything at all be made to wait a couple minutes before being allowed to leave their evil laboratory and board an international flight

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

is it legal to trick conservatives into thinking election day is on November 4th and that early voting is not happening this year

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

'self-destructive' fits any conservative madlib scenario

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I was expecting to see stuff that isn't explicitly scary. like yeah my dad put The Grudge on and I couldn't wash my hair for a few years, it's supposed to be scary. I remember when i was so afraid of the Pirates ride waterfall drop that they had to stop it to let me off from me screaming so much

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"rare" interview. I feel like I've seen one hundred thousand articles from the past 10 years where one of these supreme court jackalopes is complaining about something that's their fault

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

which part was more interesting, studying people with ideological differences or studying lunch?

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

they accidentally sent the checks to 17 year old high school seniors who won't turn 18 until next year

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

can I get credit for complaining about this two days earlier

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

what if nearly 100 dollars means, like, MORE than 100 dollars. 125 dollars is certainly close to 100 dollars!

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Elon playing a stealth game "these guards would do better than to have exploitable patterns and limitations"

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

before it breaches containment, allow me to state that i do not support genderswapped draco malfoy hentai

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Waking Up In The Same World After My Hackjob Lethal Injection Simply Renders Me Unconscious And In Critical Condition Instead Of, Well, You Know

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

you need 150,000 jobs created as a breakeven for jobs lost in any given month from people leaving the workforce, so this is essentially saying people are barely getting jobs more than losing them. regardless many people dont work/earn enough to be considered a full-time employee www.lisep.org/tru

lisep.org

LISEP Ludwig Institute for Shared Economic Prosperity

LISEP’s mission is to help achieve shared economic prosperity for all Americans, particularly for middle- and low-income families. Our focus is fact-based economic and policy research.

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

well maybe this is evidence of nitro being excellent at keeping you alive well past your expiration date

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

another one for the "Best Jokes To Tell During Your Hague Trial" book, mike!

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

maybe he doesnt know hes currently running for president

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

in 2028 I'm voting for whoever can trap Steve bannon in a World of Warcraft server and forced to goldfarm mobs for eternity

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

last I heard, which was years ago, the states that still do executions have lots of trouble getting the required tools, like drugs for lethal injections, as few companies are interested in making the stuff. them fucking it up twice in a row suggests to me this is still the case

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

this is great, fewer people in the chain of command means there wont be as many scapegoats, fallguys, and patsies to blame for the inevitable nuclear bombing of a daycare

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

lets test how uncanceleable these uncanceleable contracts are

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

KATIE! CLOSE YOUR MOUTH, THE CAMERA IS ON YOU! KATIEEE! NOO!!

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I played it briefly when it first popped up, and it was a 100% negative experience. I don't desire to spend any more time with it outside of observing Ivy fanart, and by fanart I mean porn

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i reject the concept of PvP multiplayer video game updates needing to be spoilered

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

you got it, child han solo trilogy heading your way buddy

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

a swamp hag cursed me with an anti-music bubble around my head after i drilled for oil in her tree trunk hovel

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i dont blame influencers or reporters for being part of the system, i blame the people who created and benefit the most from it, which are the publishers, who can decide to not provide review copies and prerelease material to anyone they dont like

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

computer get me a bingo card with various false flag scenarios

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the budget is reportedly 300 million dollars, with 299 million appropriated towards convincing daisy ridley to put up with this dogshit again for one half-day of filming

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

THE WHOLE POINT OF THE SYSTEM IS THAT EVERYONE PAYS INTO IT SO ITS THERE WHEN THEY NEED IT

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

a conservative voter not voting is the ideal scenario, not that they vote for a Democrat

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Oh please, please continue to make sure everyone sees the president and every single thing fucking up simultaneously, we still have a month till the election

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm not going to read the article but people who did say the problem was, as described by some Fortune 500 conpany's hiring manager, someone showed up late to an interview with an iced coffee, and now the problem is a drink instead of tardiness because we all got One Guy'd

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Businesses sometimes give interviews with zero expectations that anyone will be hired because the job was already filled and they have to pretend it was available, the job never existed and they want to appear to be growing, or they want to scare other employees with possible replacements

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The last two jobs I actually got hired for were both phone/video call interview. Every in-person interview I was basically instantly rejected from for reasons completely out of my control, or nothing mattered since it was a "trained farm animal" type of position

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i dont believe i will ever be gainfully employed ever again, outside of random temporary contract work, or warm body zero skill hard labor work where i will probably die in two weeks

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I already reject the concept of any "best of" lists because media is subjective and rankings are pointless, but the idea of an uncategorized heap of just adult-focused television is bizarre, not to mention I only see ONE ANIMATED SERIES

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Funtime Burgerpocalypse @brgrpclypsfuntime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

he understands america because hes American. Israel itself is an american colonial outpost, and it could not achieve anything without our government desiring it, which unfortunately is the case

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