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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
daydreaming
traditional inked drawing of brgrg driving a bus; the route box reads "go sox!". in her mind, she is daydreaming that instead of a bus, she is riding a giant burger through the open sky, reins in her hands and bunny beneath her butt. what a beautiful life
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
brgrg rendered in a more realistic style than usual
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
petra parker aka spider-lass: I MANUFACTURE MY OWN WEB FLUID; INVENTING A DIY HRT THAT GUARANTEED I GOT D CUPS WAS A PIECE OF CAKE!
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
burger + fries
by BRGRG!

burger has received an anonymous gift! she is enamored to find it contains a shirt that reads: "I'm Burger!", and resolves to wear it to her next outing. 

at a party, burger walks past the perverted lesbian doctor, who gives a characteristic grin to burger as she passes by. burger soon discovers why; fries is in attendance, wearing a matching shirt that reads: " I COME IN Burgers". burger is a bit embarrassed.
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
fries + shake
by brgrg!

f: shake what the hell are you working on

s: hi fries! i'm modding new characters into my fighting game. they're based on some art i saw online. wanna see their specials?

f: um. yeah i think i'm ok actually

[two characters in the game. they're clearly based on furry inflation and flatulence fetish art, respectively]
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
HEY, WHAT'S UP WITH THE MAN
STANDING OUTSIDE
YOUR PLACE?

OH THAT'S
SUSAN. SHE HOLDS UP MY WINDOW A/C FOR ME SO IT DOESN'T FALL.

WAIT--SHE? YOU MEAN THAT'S NOT A MAN?

WELL DUH!
YOU CAN'T TRUST A MAN FOR A JOB LIKE THAT! YOU NEED TO USE A BRICKI
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
happy bunny day
wolf and bunny in bunny suits :)
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
court mandated emotional support soccer ball
shake: IM ON A BIT OF A
PRANKING SPREE... FRIES DOESN'T KNOW IT, BUT I REPLACED HER SOCCER BALL THING WITH A BOWLING BALL!! HEHEshake hides, trying not to laugh, as fries bursts in the room around the corner. her "soccer ball", painted green with burger's face on it, sits on the floor.

fries: SHAKE!!!
WHY THE HELL DID YOU TEEPEE OUR OWN LAWN??fries: DAMN, SHE ISN'T HERE...
GOOD THING I
HAVE MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT
"SOCCER BALL".

fries winds back her leg to kick.

shake(thinking): wait a second...shake(thinking): i forgot about the pins...

fries kicks the bowling ball, her leg shatter in two on impact, viscera spattering across the room as she screams and howls in pain. the visage of burger painted on the ball smiles unerringly.
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Spike the Dragon sits on a folding chair.

Spike: SO YEAH, MY MOM-WELL, MY FOSTER MOM-SHE HATCHED ME WHEN SHE WAS REALLY YOUNG. IT WAS ACTUALLY FOR SCHOOL, IF YOU'D BELIEVE IT. SHE WAS 13, I THINK? IT WAS DURING HER PUBERTY METAPHOR.

Spike: THEN WHEN SHE GRADUATED, WE MOVED TO THIS.. SMALL TOWN. HER BOSS WANTED HER TO SOCIALIZE OR SOMETHING. I DIDN'T REALLY GET IT, I MEAN.. MORE THAN ANYTHING I WAS JUST TRYING TO EARN HER APPROVAL.

Spike: BUT IT WAS WEIRD, MAN. SHE'D GO AND HANG OUT WITH HER FRIENDS, AND SOMETIMES I'D TAG ALONG... I ALWAYS FELT LIKE A BIG JOKE TO THEM.

Yoshi: Hey. 

Spike is sitting beneath a banner labeled "CARTOON DINOSAUR SUPPORT GROUP", in a circle with Yoshi, Gobbles the Learosaurus, and Spyro.

Yoshi: Yoshi! Just because you're comic relief... Yoshi! doesn't mean you don't deserve relief, too.
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
B: Thanks for fitting me in for a consult! it's so hard to get an appointment right now

D: no problem!! breast augmentation is easy peasy.. not that i think you need it, hehe..

B: well.. i actually have a really specific goal in mind that i'm hoping for. Can I show you a reference photo? I've got it right here on my phone.

D(thinking): Oooh I really really really hope it's goonslop!!!!!

D:  Oh no prob! that's like super common actually nbd.

Doctor looks at phone while Burger smiles vacantly in the background. pictured on the device is a burger.
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
burger and fries are playing baseball. someone approaches.

S: hey!! can i play with y'all??

it's new character milkshake!

F: Uhhh dude do you even know the rules

S: THERE'S ONLY ONE RULES IN BASEBALL:
GIVE IT EVERYTHING THAT YOU'VE GOT!!

F: DUMASS! there's a fuckton more rules than that!

B: ahh, we're already losing. what's the worst that–

burger and fries stand surrounded by blood, death and destruction. shake runs gleefully in the foreground. police cars siren off in the distance, but they are toppled, crushed and on fire.

B: –could happen.
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
WOLF & bunny! by brgrg!

B: I had a great time tonight wolf

W: me too! thanks for walking me home

W: well, goodnight!

B: *stares expectantly*

W: are you waiting for a kiss—

B(cutting her off): EAT ME!
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
B: HEY HOT DOG, HOW DID YOU AFFORD TOP SURGERY WHEN YOU'RE SO POOR?

H: AHH, THAT TAKES ME BACK.. I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS A FEW YEARS AGO...

A FEW YEARS AGO.....

H: HOLY CRAP. IT'S SO HOT IT FEELS LIKE IM GONNA SWEAT MY TITS OFF

[tits splat on the ground like ice cream]

H: OH.
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Wolf & bunny! by brgrg!

wolf's apartment: 1 am. wolf and bunny are sat on the couch watching twin peaks, when suddenly!

wolf wraps her arm around bunny and pulls her close with a shocking grab. "omg", things bunny, "it's finally happening...!"

wolf looks concerned and amused to see the wild grin on her face as bunny thinks: "she's gonna eat me!"
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
WOLF & bunny!

"you gonna be a good puppy and cover our tab?",
said the bunny.

"now listen here", said the wolf, "I'm not a wittle baby puppy. i'm an adult woman, and i think i deserve some respect."

"also, i don't have a job," said the wolf, "so no."

brgrg!
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
AND NOW, TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM TYRANNY, IT'S...

DDPAAG: FUCK, HOLD ON, JUST...
DDPAAG: OH LORD
DDPAAG: MY "NAUSEA SENSE"® IS KICKING MY ASS RN

DIET DR PEPPER AND ADDERALL GIRL!!!MEANWHILE: AT MOLE GIRL HEADQUARTERS...

THE WORST
TWEET YOU'VE
EVER SEEN!

WILL OUR VILLAIN POST
THIS ABHORRENT CONTENT? TUNE IN
NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT..!
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
B1: hey, you going to that party tomorrow?

B2: o-oh, well actually..

B2: i gotta go to the TORTURE ROOM tomorrow.

B1: huh??

B2: basically they tie me to a table and torture me for a few hours!

B1: does it... pay well?

B2: n-no, uh— actually, it costs about $200 an hour.

B1: oh..!

B2: yeah..

B1: i'm... SO sorry?

B2: n-no, um— it's actually the best thing to ever happen to me. it's an incredible privilege.

B1: oh. uh. yay?

B2: yayyy
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
B1: I DON'T THINK I WANT TO CHANGE.

B1: ...I LIKE IT IN HERE.

B1: FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME, I...

B1: I FEEL LIKE I'M RIGHT WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE.

B2: THAT'S COOL AND ALL BUT DUDE I CLOSE IN AN HOUR SOOO CAN WE WRAP THIS UP.

B1: OH. RIGHT.
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
interviewer: THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO INTERVIEW WITH US TODAY! JUST ONE FINAL QUESTION - CAN YOU GIVE US A FEW BIG BOOMS?

burger: LiKE... THE COSTCO GUYS?

interviewer: sure!

burger: uh... boom, boom, boom.. boom?

interviewer: great! we'll be in touch.

[then while walking away, burger overheard:]

co-interviewer: FOUR big booms? So noncommital.

interviewer: such a shame. we're should hurry and BURN her application. 

[overwhelmed with frustration, burger shouts:]

burger: ahh special sauce!! i'll NEVER make it in this industry!

[as she does so, we see she's walking out of a nuclear power plant.]

brgrg!
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ford announces new 2026
line of SUVs:

2026
Ford Expedition

2026
Ford Explorer

2026
Ford EXECUTIONER.
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
cashier(overpaid wageslave): p-please, isn't there at least one topping you want? pickles, tomato.. lettuce?

disgruntled managment: *watches snidely*

customer(hard working PATRIOT): how hard is it for a girl to order just a plain. normal burger?

Impatient zillenials: *lamely annoyed in line behind cistoner*

ordering device: property of doordash

heh.. So much for the "topping" shortage.

brgrg!
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
[pointing at burger flag]

YO WHAT COUNTRY IS THIS AND WHY ARE ALL THEIR WOMEN SO FRICKING GREEN?
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
HEY. YOUR BRA STRAP IS SHOWING.

OH No!
I BETTER GO AND CATCH IT!

...WHAT??
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
*gestures at trans flag* YO WHAT COUNTRY
Is THIS AND WHY ARE ALL THEIR WOMEN SO FRICKING PALE?

i went to the beach with a bunch of beautiful transgender the other day and a well meaning woman came up to us and asked, concerned, why all the women in our group were so pale. she began attempting to guess our home country: "scandinavia? iceland??" nobody had the heart to explain. strangely, she was not curious why i was green.
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
HEY KID! dontcha know not to mine at night??

nah i KNoW you're not talking shit while you're living out the fuckin GREEN TOP.
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
this is the LAST time i hang out with numbers!
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
the "potential" psychiatrist

they call them 007:
0 prescriptions for adderal 0 prescriptions for ridallin 7 prescriptions for SRRIs

"i just don't feel comfortable prescribing stimulants after only 3 appointments"

"let's try wellbutrin again. you were on that one for three years, maybe it'll start working at four?"

"'ll see you again
in 3 months so you can tell me about how this medication did nothing!"

will acknowledge your struggle but will never ever ever ever help

always "could" and "might" improve symptoms, never will

knows your entire family history of mental illness: will NOT refer to it

"you meet all 15 diagnostic criteria, but i'm just not certain this med is for you!"
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
12yo sona: so what's up? are we still homeless

26yo sona: girl imma be so for real bc i like you: yes
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
taco bell fire sauce: YOU ABANDONED ME. YOU LEFT ME FOR DEAD. HOW CAN YOU BE SO HEARTLESS???

me, mournful: DONT LOOK. DO NOT TURN AROUND. SHE ISN'T REAL SHE'S NOT SHE IS NOT
brgrg!
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
when i was a shark, i didn't have very much to do.
the ocean is vast. people imagine sharks to be in constant fight for survival, but the reality is much slower.
mostly all you can do is keep swimming forward.
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
i like how cold lake michigan is this time of year.
it reminds me of when i was a shark in the ocean
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
1: in chicago, when someone just moved here we call them a transplant...

1: personally i'm done with that. it's time we start calling these people what they really are:

1: chicago larpers! im calling it larp summer

2: wow slay queen that's so awesome! can you untie me now

1: no!
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
me when i go see the backrooms movie in 4d and then i leave the theater and find out what they meant by "4d experience" (i am trapped forever in the backrooms)
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
If you were raised on bologna, drank Pepsi, played in thebologna, got your butt drank, & had 3 pickup trucks, & had an outside hose, & school started with
"The Spank", had apickup truck, rode in back of the creek, & recorded songs from the antenna, using The Hose, & drank Pepsi from a hose in the creek, said sir and radio... and you still turned out OK, say damn right!
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
teaching guy to drive. on highway lane has overhead sign that says "the tears", leading to claustrophobic underground tunnel in middle of highway. guy acts confused when asked to change lanes. upon entering, tears spray from dashboard. then from sprinklers in car. why are they actually salty??? whose tears are these?? warning on dashboard says "detected: greedy little someone who refuses to share and keeps all the tears for themselves
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
burger: dude what why do you look like me are you a burger too??

hot dog: actually, as you can tell by my distinguished mustache, i am none other than the new character hot dog.

burger(thinking): a hot dog guy?? that's—

<distinguished mustache falls off, revealing much tinier little mustache>

hot dog: i'm, uh. still working on the real one.

burger(thinking): ohhhhh
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
two burger walking down street. spot each other. stare for a moment. keep walking wondering.. why is she green?? but one is actually wondering.. why is she blue??
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
when the line is getting backed up at the local burger shop because they keep pulling out the fucking diagrams
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
burger: screaming, pregnant

doctor: that's great, just keep pushing! almost there!

audible pop

doctor: aaaand all done! it's a beautiful, healthy…!

doctor stares at baby. is not baby. is a burger
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
ok, ready? i'm gonna put it in and start drawing your blood.

okedokey

surprise! i already started! just a few more vials.

wait, really? i didn't even notice!

hehe, yeah ive got steady hands. when i was a resident i would draw blood from people in their sleep. can't say no if they're not awake right? haha.
the worst was when they would wake up. but i took care of it!

(doctors are insane...)

brgrg!
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
strict class
by brgrg!

ENGLISH 102:
with Professor Burger

'''A' is for 'A burger'. 'B' is for 'Bacon burger'.
'C' is for 'Cheeseburger'. 'D' is for 'Double cheeseburger'. 'E' is for 'Extra pickles on my..."
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
If burger had Whatsapp??????
WhatsApp:
CHATS:

jess:
hey BUTTger is your refrigerator
running

maude:
i need cock NOW burger!!!

Avis:
https://girlcockx.com/syuze..

claire:
slapping my belly ough im so full...

shelley: (green)
oughhh im so green...

porcu:
why can't i get this headset off? get me out of the digital circus!! 

my refrigerator:
heyyy wyd 😈 just got back from the gym
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Omni-Mac and McVincible
that one invincible meme where omniman is like we can FINALLY be bees! except the characters are played by burger
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
i don't even get a name. only a purpose. burger
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
you know, now that i'm 26 i'm not really bothered by being called auntie.

i mean, when i was a kid i thought
my aunts were frickin pawsome.

okay AUNTIE.

wha- WE. ARE THE EXACT. SAME AGE.
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
WOLF & bunny!
by brgrg :)

"hey ms. wolf what's easter?"
asked the bunny. "i heard some rabbits at the store talking about it can you tell me what it is it sounds inch resting!!!"

"Euhhh..." said the wolf. (SHE HATES EVERY HOLIDAY)
"it's a religious thing."

"oh. that's gay. wanna have lesbian sex" said the bunny

brgrg!
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
1: jinx machine was out of order, so oomf kissed my butt and kept her quarter.

2: oomf gave me a nickel when
i tickled her pickle.

1: oomf saw my beetle.
2: and?

1: she slugged that bug.
2: damn
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
cool things about
bottom surgery
that nobody talks about!

new pocket for shoplifting

never having to worry about testosterone levels again

the opportunity to
"double transition"
(MFtM)

brgrg!
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