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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I present to you - Jerry Rice
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I forgot the pic
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Riiiiiiight
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is an interesting one because it's all about pain tolerance. Like we saw Monday, we can expect a reduction in effectiveness for Nabers (built into my projections already), but it's still possible he could miss this week
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know we're waiting on more info re: Daniels' elbow, but in the meantime, this is roundabout what we can expect:
Lou's IRP

Assuming the worst non-surgical case, the default is 4 weeks missed. The notes say, "
'Sprained elbow' · 'UCL'. Most NFL quarterbacks avoid surgery and are back in about a month. Early estimates run short - take the top of any reported range. If they say surgery, use Surgical."
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We out here #Falcons #Dolphins
Opening of a flag football game between two high school girls teams
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In addition to the IRP snapshot, I wanted to include this from Dr. Kyle Trimble, who does some excellent work at Banged Up Bills bsky.app/profile/bang...
Lou's IRP, showing DJ Moore suffering an AC joint sprain in Week 2 that's mild and coming back Week 3. The notes say "Per Banged Up Bills research, probably a 7-10 day AC joint sprain, so not a given Moore plays Week 3, but very possible"
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tough to tell what a legit reaggravation would look like in terms of timeline, so take that with a grain of salt. But this is as a baseline
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok. This allocation didn't exactly shake out to the passcatcher(s) I expected if/when he misses time. Note: I'm defaulting VERY conseravtive for timeline here
Lou's IRP

This shows Michael Pittman suffering a foot injury during the Week 2 practices. With unknown severity, the default is grade 2 which is a 4 week absence
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Literally just put this through. There's one Houston pass catchter in general I expect to have a good chunk of volume this week as a result.
Lou's IRP

It shows Nico Collins suffering a Grade 1 hamstring injury this week and history says he misses this week and returns for next week
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ok. So last week, @cincodemanger.bsky.social was pondering taking found money in her DK account and putting a chunk on the Cardinals. She's kicking herself right now because she *really* wanted to. But let the record show - she called it.
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
BRUH
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
NFL+ going through it right now:
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Man, you don't love this. Not only is he in the late slate, he's in the 4:25 (ET) slot. I'm sure he's pushing to play. But even if he's active, he's likely to be managed *heavily* imo. As a reminder:
Lou's IRP

It shows Jeremiyah Love with an 8/16 injury date for his high ankle sprain with a 6 week recovery due to the unknown severity
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'll update the IRP and projections later today. I gotta go along with this, but call me skeptical. Suffice it to say if Love doesn't play I think Allgeier is in for a lot of work. Full projections available at tools.optimusfantasy.com
Lou's IRP

If Jerimiyah Love is out, Tyler Allgeier's projected carry baseline shifts to 20.9, and expected TDs to 0.39
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I genuinely don't know what Atlanta's gonna do at QB. Penix is probably the best option, but how good of an option is that?!
Lou's IRP

If Tua Tagovailoa suffered a mild oblique strain today, he could miss anywhere from 4-35 days, and Lou tends conservative so he has it so Tua wouldn't come back until Wek 7
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/john... Given how little info we know right now, I'm going with a Moderate expectation. Obviously, I'll update @optimusfantasy.com's projections accordingly, but to give you an initial idea, this is a good starting point
Lou's IRP

Sam Darnold with a hip injury, Grade 2 (moderate), expected return in 3 weeks for Week 4
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
For those interested:
Lou's IRP

AJ Brown shown with a high-ankle sprain

"6 weeks and the timing of Week 1 puts him RIGHT on the border for coming back Week 7 vs Week 8"
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm just sayin'
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I went conservative because Klint *clearly* likes to lie to us. I don't expect an IR stint and I'm sure they hope to have him back in 1-2 weeks... AND I'd be making plans for how to replace him for September
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
OK, there we go: bsky.app/profile/news... My best guess is a one game miss, mostly due to the timing of this week. But probably back and going for Week 2.
Lou's Injury Manager showing TreVeyon Henderson missing Week 1 due to his ankle injury
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
3-for-1 with this one, with a sneak peek deeper into the Injury Manager. I always expected Love to miss Week 1. Obviously, this helps Allgeier. But how much? What about anyone else? How sure are we? I studied all of this in-depth by offense regime and backfield shape to develop my injury model
Lou's Injury Manager showing Jerimiyah Love missing Week 1 as a result of his mid-August ankle injuryWith Jeremiyah Love out, this is the clear workhorse behind him. He steps into the lead job and takes over the ground game.Lou's Injury Manager showing Tyler Allgeier as the main beneficiary of Jerimiayah Love's absence, adding 7.5 carries and 0.23 rushing TDs on top of his normal expected.
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Again, the opaque-ness of the preseason injury reporting bites us. If it was the regular season, I'd have expected him to be a short term IR candidate, so plan on him being on the sidelines for at least Week 1
Lou's Injury Manager showing Kyle Monangai missing Week 1 due to his mid August knee injury
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Lingering" is never something you want to hear about a hamstring injury. The good: Plenty of time to be fully healed. The bad: Never good when a rookie misses a good chunk of camp for his performance that year.
Lou's Injury Manager showing Makai Lemon being fully healthy for the start of the regular season
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The big thing with Egbuka is how forthright Todd Bowles is, and as @cincodemanger.bsky.social will tell you, he's the absolute worst. "Toe" can be anything from an ingrown toenail to severe turf toe or anything in between so there'a a LOT up in the air.
Lou's Injury Manager for Emeka Egbuka, showing it expects him to miss Week 1 and be back for Week 2.
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
They were REALLY dodgy reporting details of this early. But today is effectively their Wednesday if it was a normal Sunday game, sooo, yeah
Lou's Injury Manager, showing TreVeyon Henderson is likely to miss Week 1 thanks to an ankle injury suffered 8/24 that normally takes 3 weeks to come back from
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Well fine lol
No one matching “@brewpy” has a vote yet.

Anyone with a Bluesky account can be voted for. Voting for someone is what puts them on the list.
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When you put a pad down to do a project and the pup immediately has to claim it
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
More to come, but a very sincere "Thank you" once again
Lou's new fridge outside, on a pallett amd wrapped in bubble wrap
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yeah, pretty "up in the air," I'd say He's probably not, but if Mike Washington is on your WW and you need some W1 help because you made some, ahem, "choices" during your draft, it's not a bad move.
Lou's Injury Manager showing Ashton Jeanty is likely to miss Week 1 from his ankle injury, but be back for Week 2.
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I was laughing at it myself until I saw this
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Dammit Marcus
A radio list asking "What's going on?" with different choices, with "I'm in this photo and I don't like it" selected
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Good night, sweet prince. You were my favorite "counter" dynasty rookie pick.
Me, saluting Nick Chubb's retirement, forlorn at the thought
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I know you can't always help how ads look, but the Read More in this is really awkwardly placed and makes it look like the ad is asking if I want to read more
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh boy. Here we go again
Lou's Injury Manager snapshot showing Sam LaPorta with a Hip injury, putting him out for the first 2 games of the season and returning in Week 3
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Yup, we're out here sayin'
A snapshot from Lou's Injury Manager that shows the expectation was always for Breece Hall to be ready for the regular season
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
So you wanna buy into the Jacksonville offense in 2026...
Captain America is here in a super chill guy way (you can tell because he's sitting on a chair turned around backwards) to tell you the dangers of drafting the Jaguars in 2026
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
OK, not knocking him down
Lou's Injury Manager showing Breece Hall's groin injury put him on track to play Week 1
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It's already getting too long (TWSS)
A list of fantasy relevant players who are injured to various degrees already in the preseason.
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ruh roh....
The details of Lou's Injury Manager. Based on Jerimiyah Love's high ankle sprain, he's likely to not play Weeks 1-3 of the regular season.
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
🥹
Old Man Lou being completely overwhelmed at having as good of a friend as Carly
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Grizzled catcher Crash Davis to "Nuke" Laloosh: 
Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist."
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This was always the fear with Harold Fannin and Quinshon Judkins this year. We always knew these guys were bad, but the hope was that there would be SOME progress. Taylen Green when?
"None of these [Browns] QBs has separated or distinguished themselves through 6 practices. They all have had really good moments and then the ones that just make you want to forget they're on the #Browns.

Dillon Gabriel has run the smoothest operation and now we're asking the head coach if he should be added to the QB competion. It's going that well.

Shedeur Sanders shows positives but his processing and decision-making isn't where it needs to be yet.

Deshaun Watson is a mess. Slow processing, presnap penalties galore, inconsistent accuracy. I doubt it's going to be better when defenders are actually allowed to chase him down and hit him

Install ends Thursday then the real grading begins.
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This is the most "fuck, I wish I'd written that" intro I've ever read
You may have noticed A.I. is getting quite good at giving fantasy football superflex auction draft strategy advice. THIS IS BECAUSE IT IS JUST STEALING ALL ITS INFO FROM MY ARTICLES! Auctions

Last year, I invented a tool for helping determine a player’s fantasy football consistency. When I excitedly told my 6th-grade class during math time, someone asked, “why didn’t you just use A.I?” I explained how A.I. just scrapes info from people posting on the Internet, and since I hadn’t invented the tool, it would return a bunch of generic nonsense. We tried it out, and it did.

A week later, we tried it again. It explained all about the tool I had made, gave credit to me and this site, but GOT THE METHODS COMPLETELY WRONG.

A week later it got all the methods completely right, but was no longer citing me or Football Absurdity.

When it’s wrong, A.I. blames the expert. When it’s right, it acts like it did it all on its own. Maybe A.I. really does fit in with the average fantasy football fan.

So, thanks for coming to a human for 2026 fantasy football auction draft strategy. You would’ve gotten the same advice either way, but now you get it with a side of me ranting about A.I. being hilariously lazy. On to the guide!
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"Now why would they do that?"
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Hoping to see Jimothy at the #AquaSox game today!
Funko Park for the Aqua Sox on a beautiful summer day. Dad leg as a bonus
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Dennis Miller in the late 1980s
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