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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

News of Lindsey Graham’s death all but proves he was just Mitch McConnell acting all gay.

Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

The pitch: a satirical tragicomedy where the Romans’ attempt to crucify Jesus barely misses and his disciples instead watch him turn into a very pro war psycho who shoots people in Minnesota and bombs Greenland

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

I’m just impressed he didn’t call it Vuvuzela.

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Guys stop it pretzels are tricking you they’re not that big! they’re just sticks looped around to seem that big! Most of it’s just nothing! Most of its just space! And the rest is a cooked twisty tiny stick of dough!

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Drop the M and I’m down for mass surveillance.

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

The Riyadh comics feel bad and are doing a makeup show in Gaza. They’re calling it The Bro-tilla. 🛥️🛥️⚓️🚤⛴️⛵️🎭🤣😹😂

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Genuinely asking are these literally the bullets or did a Fox graphics request say “give me anti ice bullets?”

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

You can tell how messed up an era is by how ugly its celebrities are allowed to be.

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Yeah I may have lost a step or two but I still got it where it counts: growing thick black hairs out the side of my ears.

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

I don’t have the energy to check. can someone tell me if The Bear people are still just yelling at each other about where the broccoli goes?

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Bro this is literally the first chapter in Scientology no joke. Look it up.

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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

NEWS A Tesla Cybertruck has exploded at the entrance of the Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas.

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

It’s Christmas EVE not Christmas STEVE!!!!! (Meant to send earlier)

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

TV PITCH: Ryan Murphy style limited anthology series where each episode is a different family with a medical tragedy. Insurance won’t pay. One family member can’t handle it, and in the final scene of every episode, they gun down the CEO of the insurance company.

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

More shitty ideas from South African billionaires who think they’re experts at media simply because they bought a media company.

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Seems pretty obvious his moms trying to be a good mom: - telling him to stop being an asshole - doing whatever it takes to get him a good job But the clear takeaway is the guy sucks and shouldn’t be the Secy if Defense.

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Before today, the last time I went to the hat I ate so much I puked into a Fanta cup in the back of my friend’s Corolla coupe. 10/10 would recommend.

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

When you buy coffee at a restaurant you’re not buying A coffee. You’re buying a daylong coffee subscription.

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

X is the exclusive domain of people who think Fight Club holds up.

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

The manosphere man: wants you to love him but won’t be lovable. Wants you to think he’s funny but doesn’t have a sense of humor. Instead he just kind of acts like an asshole, then gets mad at you when you call him an asshole. I love it. It’s hilarious.

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Social media networks are like streaming services but for your world view.

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 23/07/2023

Life hack: you can stay home and play with Barbies and make your own movie in your mind! Life hack: you can enrich uranium in your basement while watching midsomar and create your own Oppenheimer featuring nude Flo Pugh!

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 18/06/2023

Big day for me. I was at a thing where I appeared on a small photo collage with the President. Winning. Hard.

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 16/06/2023

Status update: my tv turned on and randomly started blasting Sex and the City. Please advise.

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 05/06/2023

So I made a compilation of all the book burning moms reading the books they want banned and it’s hilarious. youtu.be/1x9W8oGIz44

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 30/05/2023

Lmao trump starting to paint desantis as fascist it begins!

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 30/05/2023

I think city millennials should colonize rural America

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 30/05/2023

Mrs Davis on peacock is weird and I love it more than I love you guys. Pay the writers.

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 25/05/2023

Can’t believe Desantis killed Tina Turner

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 24/05/2023

Desantis’ run means he’s more afraid of Newsom 2028 than he is of Trump 2024.

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 10/05/2023

Dudes if u were wondering Tim Pool is so straight he is an expert on sucking ds.

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 07/05/2023

At the second night of the Bluesky LA meet up Gwen Stefani videoconferences in. So fun!

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 07/05/2023

CAPTCHA : only a human can determine what’s in a photograph. GOOGLE PHOTOS : here‘s every photo you’ve ever taken of a hot fudge sundae.

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 06/05/2023

OMG so many people at the Bluesky LA meetup!!!! Close friends!!! Great vibes!!!

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Amber @ambererlich.bsky.social · 05/05/2023

Is twitter losing users? No, it’s using losers.

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 04/05/2023

In the gender identity discussion many start with penises & vaginas, but my main concern is another body part: the asshole. Before getting too far, it’s best to identify whether the person you’re talking to is trying to be one. If so, let their Asshole Identity inform how & whether u proceed.

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 04/05/2023

I’m against this. My plan was to charge Shkreli $750 per tweet.

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 04/05/2023

This app is college orientation week if your high school went full on hitler youth camp the day before graduation.

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 02/05/2023

Fun Workskeet for you all to fill out. People really care about: People pretend to care about:

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

going all the way with these “first day at new school” vibes, so I’m gonna smoke a pipe and get ppl to call me “B-Money.”

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Amber @ambererlich.bsky.social · 30/04/2023

First to drop a milky skeet (w/ @bretterlich.bsky.social )

Two idiots pouring and splashing milk all over themselves, dressed like it’s Christmas morning but also kind of washing a Jetta

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 30/04/2023

Let’s see if what worked for me on Twitter over the years works here : NO MOAR WOAR! Twilight is so weird isn’t there an 200 year age difference yuck!!! Can’t wait for GoT season 6 finale! But let’s be real the penultimate episode is always DABOMB!!! Elon has some interesting ideas (deleted).

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 30/04/2023

Trying to get my bearings. Could you all introduce yourself in order of importance?

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Brett Erlich @bretterlich.bsky.social · 30/04/2023

Is there a feedback box for the name of this thing?

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