bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 11/10/2026static.klipy.comThe Simpsons: Stop, He's Already Dead MemeALT: The Simpsons: Stop, He's Already Dead Meme 010 1
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm glad my soul died for a good cause 030 3
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Somehow it felt even worse 000 0
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Is that why he took all the mirrors down? 010 1
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Finally! People don't talk enough about his stats in relation to his height. Just think about how much better he'd be at tripping if his legs were longer. 000 0
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Idk about dream but nightmare hire is whoever Warde picks if he's running the search 000 0
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 02/11/2025media.tenor.comelmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fireALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire 000 0
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 12/10/2025We don't come here for measured reactions. Hyperbole only. 000 0
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Great ROI when your integrity is already worthless 000 0
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 04/10/202575% of plays went for 4+ yards and no negative plays 000 0
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 21/09/2025/blinks repeatedly /squints ...Wisconsin??? 000 0
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Or a valid opinion based on analysis and visual evidence 000 0
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Tell me the playoff has too many teams without saying the playoff has too many teams 000 0
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 31/08/2025youtu.be/j4f0U7xnkiQ?...youtu.beJoe Bolden Gets Ejected for TargetingYouTube video by Big Ten Network 000 0
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 02/07/2025How is "45 - 47 < 46" not a thing? Can we get people in congress to wear that hat since it's a socially acceptable thing for politicians now. 010 1
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Probably the first draft where the list makes more sense if you flip the order 000 0
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 06/05/2025How mad is Elon that Trump didn't watch Lockout instead 020 2
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 05/05/2025A Canadian podcast for hokey pokey enthusiasts 000 0
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Shocking that a political base that can barely read would be opposed to subtitles 110 1
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Shocking that a political base that can barely read would be opposed to subtitles 161 6
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Yeah, I get that. Year over year removes seasonality but there is a high degree of growth deceleration the prior two years. I'm not denying the conclusion / data (although it's not sourced) but feels like the intent here by posting with zero context is "look a downward trendline!". 020 2
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Not an endorsement of Trump whatsoever but seems like there is a very strong declining trend line even before he takes office. I feel like you could use these graphs for any narrative you want e.g. a surge of travel post-covid followed by a return to norm. 100 1
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Why does jan 9th matter? Transfer portal was open for a whole month before that. Having a pulse on your team let alone the most critical position (that was ignored 3 of the prior 4 years) is part of the job you are paid millions for. Dusty was talking about Wolf going pro for half the season. 000 0
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Preach Nick. Even aside from the QBs, the multiple panic shuffles with them and OL, the WRs, and offensive playcalling as a whole were a disaster. Pretending like Sherrone had no hand in creating that situation despite being OC and OL coach for prior three years is delusional. 010 1
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Please don't use the word "naked" anywhere near a post on MTG. My mind has already endured enough these past few months. 140 4
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Somebody's kids (I think Darren's?) scream a few times in the background and my dumb ass checked the baby monitor every time thinking it was mine. Fitting episode to discover your new dad superpower and/or kryptonite. 010 1
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Parental Advisory Warning - got faked out checking the baby monitor like 10 times listening to this episode 100 1
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 08/04/2025I entered "Tariffs" and shockingly have not been called or received a call in number. I did however receive his weekly propaganda email so glad to know they are using my contact info when it matters. 010 1
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Arizona(Pac12), BYU(WCC), Houston(American), and controversial buzzer beater that kicked out Colorado State(Mountain West). 7 former conferences and 2 teams that would have been considered a mid major a few years ago. The teams are just changing the conference patch on their jersey. Not a big deal. 000 0
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Damn. Looking forward to your memoir! 100 1
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 24/03/2025It's crazy that a person's professional response to an accurate reporting of a prominent figurehead's public actions would be met with threats to ruin their life. No idea where they'd learn such a thing... 010 1
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Clearly Michigan, Indiana, and Minnesota should have kept losing to prevent this 000 0
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Weirdest sports juju out there. Team only makes the tourney 70% of the seasons. But wins it all 50% of the time they are there. Got to respect a fan base going all in on a Faustian deal together. 100 1
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Funny but misleading. This happened nearly two years ago. 130 3
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 22/03/2025My analytical brain reads this as "they won in spite of not fouling up 3" 100 1
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 22/03/2025So if Duke wins it, ACC is the best conference right? Asking for all B10 fans. 000 0
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 21/03/2025I'm with Nick here. Shame on Harbaugh for not asking Weiss if he was planning on committing federal crimes during the interview. 100 1
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Yes, the thing that was at the center of 90% of CFB news the past two seasons and made into a Netflix documentary was definely swept under the rug quickly. 110 1
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 21/03/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon woman with her eyes closed and the word noooope written below herALT: a cartoon woman with her eyes closed and the word noooope written below her 000 0
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 20/03/2025They put themselves out of work with their seeding of Michigan 000 0
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 20/03/2025I'd go one step further and also use WAB to create tiers of teams and only use predictive and qualitative to move teams within that group. 000 0
bretpontificates.bsky.social @bretpontificates.bsky.social · 16/03/2025It's wild that they'll go back and review if a toe was on the 3pt line (1 point swing) yet Queen chucks Ruben 15 ft AND gets an and 1 (3 point and 2 foul swing) that everyone in america except the refs saw and it just is what it is. You already have a ref at the monitor, let him correct bad calls 000 0
