Brent Kelley @brentkelley.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Check out this sweet business! Pumpkin Guts, a novel I wrote, is coming out in October! It takes place on Halloween. You're probably asking, how does the Icelandic Mafia for into this? Well, you'll just have to read it, I guess. 001
Brent Kelley @brentkelley.bsky.social · 20/04/2025HAPPY EASTER TO EVERYBODY INCLUDING THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA, THE CRYBABY BIGOTS, THE FAKE CHRISTIANS, THE DUE PROCESS HATING FASCISTS, THE BILLIONAIRE WORSHIPERS, THE BRAINWASHED CULT MEMBERS, THE RUSSIAN ASSETS & THE DEMENTIA-STRICKEN DIAPER WEARING GAMESHOW HOSTS WITH TINY HANDS! 010
Brent Kelley @brentkelley.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Stanislav is a brilliant artist who suffers from cerebral palsy. The last thing he should have to worry about is keeping a roof over his head. I'd be grateful if you could share his gofundme link or better yet send him a few bucks. www.gofundme.com/f/help-stan-...gofundme.comDonate to Help Stan find new home cover disability costs, organized by Olga KravchykMassage from Stan All my life I continue to struggle with cerebral … Olga Kravchyk needs your support for Help Stan find new home cover disability costs 020
Brent Kelley @brentkelley.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Musk saying people call him a Bond villain... he's an Austin Powers villain at best. 100
Brent Kelley @brentkelley.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Just saying, musk would own the libs so hard if he made a cyber truck into a submarine and drove it down to the wreckage of the Titanic. 010
Brent Kelley @brentkelley.bsky.social · 15/03/2025A despot called Prophit King has risen to power following a staged ass____tion attempt, and The Nation has become a police state fixated on a sport called Cruce. A sportscaster named Molly has caught Prophit King's eye, and telling him no is not an option. Can she escape? Can The Nation be saved? 110
Brent Kelley @brentkelley.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Because some of you deserve it, here is a picture of S'moresey, smilin' handsome: 020
Brent Kelley @brentkelley.bsky.social · 16/12/2024All I'm saying is trump is too big of a coward to put Barack Obama on the Supreme Court. Bok-bok, chicken-man! Ya don't have the GUTS! 010
Brent Kelley @brentkelley.bsky.social · 08/12/2024YOU can listen to the latest episode of Destroy the Files... NOW! We talk about that time I got violated by a sasquatch on a camping trip, so maybe you don't HAVE to listen to it. creators.spotify.com/pod/show/des...creators.spotify.comDTF Episode 33: Holiday File-stravaganza by Destroy the FilesIn the 33rd (undestroyed) episode of Destroy the Files, Kate and Brent are straight up bringing the PAIN! The friends really get into the Holiday Spirit as they discuss Kate’s neighbor’s shack, Brent’... 012
Brent Kelley @brentkelley.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Pedro, with zero energy and a bad wig, said, "Vote for me, and all of your wildest dreams will come true." He left the stage, then Napoleon came out and did a little dance. An empty promise and a weird dance were all it took for Pedro to win class president, and I've been thinking about this a lot.media.tenor.coma man talking on a phone in front of a sign that says friday prestonALT: a man talking on a phone in front of a sign that says friday preston 010
Reposted by Brent KelleyBrent Kelley @brentkelley.bsky.social · 14/12/2023CRUCE ROOSTERS takes place in the near future, where a tyrant named Prophit King presides over the ultimate sport: Cruce. A young sportscaster named Molly has caught his eye, and telling him no is not an option. Dystopian horror, all the TWs. www.amazon.com/Cruce-Rooste... GIT IT!!! 022
Brent Kelley @brentkelley.bsky.social · 21/03/2024Oh no. I've downloaded and opened yet another attachment from a suspicious email in my spam folder, and now my work computer's fan is so loud I had to go outside. Could the two things be related? We may never know. Guess I should probably head home while it sorts itself out. 000
Brent Kelley @brentkelley.bsky.social · 26/01/2024You know how you like audiobooks? Well, here's my short story The Voyage of the OM-16 in convenient audio format. Pour a glass of wine, sit back, and listen as my friend @JordanEtheredge narrates this wacky deep space adventure! youtu.be/SuAG3IvEihY 120
Brent Kelley @brentkelley.bsky.social · 18/01/2024Publisher Friends, I could use a help: The rights to my books reverted to me & I pub'd them under a new imprint. The editions won't link up, so the reviews aren't carrying over to the 2nd eds. Amazon customer service is no help. Anybody else dealt with this? www.amazon.com/stores/Brent... 000
Brent Kelley @brentkelley.bsky.social · 15/12/2023I can't wait to be creative again! It's going to be straight up freakin' bonkers when that happens! We're talking stories, art, videos, comics, weird sculptures... all kinds of stuff! Definitely looking forward to that. 000
Brent Kelley @brentkelley.bsky.social · 14/12/2023CRUCE ROOSTERS takes place in the near future, where a tyrant named Prophit King presides over the ultimate sport: Cruce. A young sportscaster named Molly has caught his eye, and telling him no is not an option. Dystopian horror, all the TWs. www.amazon.com/Cruce-Rooste... GIT IT!!! 022
Brent Kelley @brentkelley.bsky.social · 13/12/2023Wondering what a 2nd turmp administration would look like? Don't burn the country down, just read Cruce Roosters! www.amazon.com/Cruce-Rooste...amazon.com 503 - Service Unavailable Error 000
Brent Kelley @brentkelley.bsky.social · 17/11/2023First time seeing a snapping turtle in mid-November here in Northern Wisconsin. I have named him "Snappy" because right after I took this photo, he put on a really snappy outfit. 010
Brent Kelley @brentkelley.bsky.social · 27/10/2023🚨LEGENDS WANTED🚨 Are you looking for a new and exciting opportunity, and willing to relocate to a "lair"? Then you should apply at Brent Michael Kelley International – North America Division! If you're ready for the future, fill out this handy application form: brentmichaelkelley.com/careers/ 000
Brent Kelley @brentkelley.bsky.social · 27/10/2023Is today the day you walk with legends and buy your copy of DOOMSDAY FURNACE? www.amazon.com/Doomsday-Fur... The author assures me it is not cursed in any way.*amazon.comSorry! Something went wrong! 000
Brent Kelley @brentkelley.bsky.social · 18/10/2023Struggling at times to find time for creative things, but I found a minute to fly the drone yesterday. Here's hoping I can find some more minutes to finish this book. 000
Brent Kelley @brentkelley.bsky.social · 10/10/2023I had an idea for a video game called Chuggie's Wargoat Racing, and I realized that few things would make me happier than seeing it get made. I commissioned some concept art, and I am more excited than ever. Chances it actually gets made? I'd say slim. I press on. Can't wait to show you this arts! 010
Brent Kelley @brentkelley.bsky.social · 10/10/2023This buddy is about to get a new home, but I have some left. Let me know if you just gotta have one of your very own, and I'll head down to the summoning pit! 010
Brent Kelley @brentkelley.bsky.social · 29/09/2023I recently co-hosted a writers retreat called Horror Conclave along with my pal Kate Jonez up in Big Bear, CA. Finally getting around to posting about it, and here's proof: brentmichaelkelley.com/2023/09/29/h...brentmichaelkelley.comHorror Conclave: The Lodge – Brent Michael Kelley 011
Brent Kelley @brentkelley.bsky.social · 28/09/2023Of all the books you could possibly be reading today, why not read one about a Tom Waits-esque demigod who's as drunk as the day is long and who fights weird monsters? www.amazon.com/Mischief-May... 20 Brent Kelley Fun Bucks for whoever gets @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com to read this book! 000
Brent Kelley @brentkelley.bsky.social · 26/09/2023JP was as sweet as they come, and here is a picture of him in a cowboy hat to brighten your day. 🥰 010
Brent Kelley @brentkelley.bsky.social · 21/09/2023Hey, chums! If you didn't know, sometimes I write books. Recently, all the rights came back to me, so work is pub'd under Mystery Potion Books. It'd be pretty cool if you bought a book, left a review on one you've read, or shared this post. Git 'em here: www.amazon.com/stores/Brent... BOOSH!amazon.comBrent Michael Kelley: books, biography, latest updateFollow Brent Michael Kelley and explore their bibliography from Amazon.com's Brent Michael Kelley Author Page. 000
Brent Kelley @brentkelley.bsky.social · 20/09/2023I'd love it if you could spare a few bucks to help Frannie, team. 020
Brent Kelley @brentkelley.bsky.social · 20/09/2023Recently returned from the first ever Horror Conclave, a writers retreat I co-hosted in Big Bear, CA. Such a great time with spooky pals! For the folks who couldn't make it, we're planning to do it again next year. Maybe at a slightly bigger place so we can accommodate more guests. 110
