Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 15/01/2026“Hearing about how the government I helped elect is destroying lives is ruining my evenings, why can’t the news be more positive?” is how we got here. 040
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Exceptionalism Through Sustained Mediocrity: A Memoir 010
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I think the reason people like it is because it gets them high 010
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Good morning America, what have you done? We chased away new to replace it with old. We gave away virtue and replaced it with gold. So what is it that we have won? 010
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Now that the news is just “here’s a video we found online” I feel like I could be a solid anchor. 000
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Think of how fast we will get to the mid-credit scenes at the end of movies when the credits are just “made with AI.” 010
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 23/11/2025I wake up, I go to work. Thank you for reading my autobiography. 000
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 19/11/2025For some reason I feel compelled to talk to my children as if I believe the world is, or could be, a good place. This flies in the face of all evidence to the contrary. But deep down I know. If I don’t leave them some money they’re probably fucked. 020
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Nothing more authentically America than being an asshole for no reason at all. 010
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 22/10/2025They took the wrong doorknob out of the White House. 000
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Game translator just made you’re not the boss of me into you’re not my direct supervisor and that’s my new phrase. 000
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 09/10/2025The Phillies getting swept by the Dodgers after the season they had will hit hard. You know, if you like the Phillies. 010
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 08/10/2025“Anti people now you’ve gone too far, here’s your antichrist superstar.” - Nostradamus, I mean Marilyn Manson 000
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Fed the chickens wings today. That’s how you turn a chicken back into an egg. 020
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 04/10/2025If you’re living right your middle finger probably stays up these days. 010
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 30/09/2025AI actors means everything will be a cartoon soon enough. 010
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Surely they have this right to discriminate. SCOTUS has told us that is a basic human right, emblazoned in the constitution. It’s right there next to the line about being free to be a dick. 010
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Sure, dogs clean their butthole with their tongue. But at least they clean it. #ChoosetheDog 000
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Tylenol is only bad if you crush it up and snort it when you’re pregnant. 010
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 23/09/2025To honor my friend CJ, every time I get high today I’m just cramming the bud in the bowl without breaking it up at all. 010
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 23/09/20252025 Person of the Year should be measles. Having an absolute banner year. 010
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Wonder the midterm odds for “rich white guy from out of state” vs the field. 000
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 18/09/2025In America, we nationalize the means of production for money, not for communism! 000
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 18/09/2025A lot of people are talking about how you never see Melania and Loomer in the same room at the same time and that it’s bc they’re the same alien. 000
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Don’t you know? Only the regime is allowed to suggest, incite or enact violence. 010
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 16/09/2025If you don’t say nice things about the hateful dead man you will be punished. 010
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 16/09/2025When I see a flag on a truck I assume they don’t stand for American things they stand for trump things. 010
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Political violence is only allowed in the Capitol fools. Supreme Court said so. 010
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Well I see they have everyone talking about what they want everyone talking about. Epstein. 010
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 12/09/2025I think regardless of religion, we all look forward to questioning Epstein in the afterlife. 000
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Something tells me this flu season might be a bad one. 000
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 10/09/2025My favorite breakfast is a tablespoon of butter in my coffee. 010
Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 08/09/2025US Culture is champagne budget but natty light taste. 020