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Brenon Savell

@brenons.bsky.social
788 followers 1.2K following 2.3K posts

Dad, Climber, Skier, Musician, Scientist, Gardener in Montana. Devout agnostic. I play bass for the self-anointed queen of hell in Lucy Was Right. www.LucyWasRight.com

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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
“Hearing about how the government I helped elect is destroying lives is ruining my evenings, why can’t the news be more positive?” is how we got here.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Exceptionalism Through Sustained Mediocrity: A Memoir
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I get Venezuela, but why did we invade Minnesota?
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I think the reason people like it is because it gets them high
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Good morning America, what have you done? We chased away new to replace it with old. We gave away virtue and replaced it with gold. So what is it that we have won?
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Now that the news is just “here’s a video we found online” I feel like I could be a solid anchor.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
America, now with 100% more war crimes!
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Think of how fast we will get to the mid-credit scenes at the end of movies when the credits are just “made with AI.”
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I wake up, I go to work. Thank you for reading my autobiography.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
For some reason I feel compelled to talk to my children as if I believe the world is, or could be, a good place. This flies in the face of all evidence to the contrary. But deep down I know. If I don’t leave them some money they’re probably fucked.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
The horror.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Could be worse, it could have been 6 9.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Nothing more authentically America than being an asshole for no reason at all.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Going to Halloween as exhaustion this year.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
They took the wrong doorknob out of the White House.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Game translator just made you’re not the boss of me into you’re not my direct supervisor and that’s my new phrase.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Raise a glass to sobriety!
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
As husbands go I am still acceptable.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Finally grew a watermelon in Montana.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
The Phillies getting swept by the Dodgers after the season they had will hit hard. You know, if you like the Phillies.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
“Anti people now you’ve gone too far, here’s your antichrist superstar.” - Nostradamus, I mean Marilyn Manson
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Fed the chickens wings today. That’s how you turn a chicken back into an egg.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
If you’re living right your middle finger probably stays up these days.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
AI actors means everything will be a cartoon soon enough.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Surely they have this right to discriminate. SCOTUS has told us that is a basic human right, emblazoned in the constitution. It’s right there next to the line about being free to be a dick.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Sorry, can’t right now, busy being incredulous.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Sure, dogs clean their butthole with their tongue. But at least they clean it. #ChoosetheDog
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Sad to be here for the Dumb af era.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Can’t drink all day bc I have to breathe.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Death by 1000 rfkjrs.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Tylenol is only bad if you crush it up and snort it when you’re pregnant.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
News from outer space.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
To honor my friend CJ, every time I get high today I’m just cramming the bud in the bowl without breaking it up at all.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
2025 Person of the Year should be measles. Having an absolute banner year.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Wonder the midterm odds for “rich white guy from out of state” vs the field.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I’m so glad they cancelled cancel culture.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
In America, we nationalize the means of production for money, not for communism!
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
A lot of people are talking about how you never see Melania and Loomer in the same room at the same time and that it’s bc they’re the same alien.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Don’t you know? Only the regime is allowed to suggest, incite or enact violence.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
If you don’t say nice things about the hateful dead man you will be punished.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
When I see a flag on a truck I assume they don’t stand for American things they stand for trump things.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Happy shopping season to those who celebrate.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Political violence is only allowed in the Capitol fools. Supreme Court said so.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Well I see they have everyone talking about what they want everyone talking about. Epstein.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I think regardless of religion, we all look forward to questioning Epstein in the afterlife.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Something tells me this flu season might be a bad one.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Terps don’t lie, shit will get you high.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
My favorite breakfast is a tablespoon of butter in my coffee.
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Brenon Savell @brenons.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
US Culture is champagne budget but natty light taste.
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