Reposted by @brendankennedy.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/01/2025LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire theonion.com/lapd-ar... 9461511025
brendankennedy.bsky.social @brendankennedy.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Mark Zuckerberg is full of shit when it comes to free speech: 022
brendankennedy.bsky.social @brendankennedy.bsky.social · 02/01/2025TV shows whose target audience is older people should have lower thirds on screen telling you who everyone is constantly. Your audience is asking who each person is. Looking at you Rock n Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony. 040
brendankennedy.bsky.social @brendankennedy.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Cemeteries are funny. Bunch of people sadly looking at the ground. 020
brendankennedy.bsky.social @brendankennedy.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I’m excited to see what type of stuff mentally ill people make with a.i. in 2025. 000
brendankennedy.bsky.social @brendankennedy.bsky.social · 10/12/2024That Assad head they paraded around looked really light. I bet I could carry two around. 000
brendankennedy.bsky.social @brendankennedy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I’m going to use this as a joke notebook. Guys that wear hats at nighttime. Very funny. 000
brendankennedy.bsky.social @brendankennedy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Every time I poop, I do a little pee. One day I hope to separate the two so I can truly be free. 000
brendankennedy.bsky.social @brendankennedy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Anytime I see someone say, “how come they didn’t teach us how to do taxes in school?” I have to assume they can’t do grade school math and that they voted wrong. 000
brendankennedy.bsky.social @brendankennedy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024It is. What is up? It is, what is up? You want it all but you can’t have it? 000
