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BERTA

@breitbert.bsky.social
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Canadian as possible, given the circumstances (in America lol). Politics and news junkie writing to you from bed. #MECFS she/her

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BERTA @breitbert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I rarely go on instagram but it sends me these posts labeled “for you.” Doesn’t tell you the account and then it was a post about someone dying. I’ve started screenshotting them because it creeps me out. Here’s an example:
Creepy Instagram “for you” push notification. Doesn’t tell you who the post is from but it says “My mom left this mortal coil last night. She was my best friend and the only constant in my life for 49 years…”
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BERTA @breitbert.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This post was how I found out and it made me do this but with my phone:
Guy taking off his headphones as a sports announcer because he’s very bummed
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BERTA @breitbert.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My cat Coco does a very funny thing with her ears. If both ears are sort of back, flat against her head looking sort of like a bunny, it’s when she’s most happy and we call it “baby ears.” Anyway here’s a photo of her being adorable on her favorite blanket.
Tortoiseshell cat laying on her favorite white textured blanket. She’s adorable and her name is Coco.
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BERTA @breitbert.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Agree with this thread 110 percent. It’s interesting to me that they got so offended at the idea of an affair. I would have thought it would prove his masculinity, look how virile (🤢🤢🤢) Trump is! I think the nursemaid gender dynamics thing is more likely given their reactions to the story.
Two astronauts and the planet earth. One astronaut is asking “wait, so it’s all gender?” Behind is another astronaut holding a gun to the head of the first astronaut saying “always has been.”
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BERTA @breitbert.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Two astronauts looking at earth. One of which is holding a gun to the other one’s head. The one who had the gun to his head says “wait, so it’s all just gender?” And the astronaut holding the gun says “always has been”
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BERTA @breitbert.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
There’s also this one I saved maybe a week or two ago:
Two panel drawing thats also a meme. First panel features someone typing a phone number to make a call. Instead of a number it says “gender studies.” The second panel is a woman holding the phone to her ear, which is also a drawing.
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BERTA @breitbert.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Any time I see an MGP ad
Congresswoman Marie Gluesenkamp Perez on a local news show that was hosting a conversation between her and Joe Kent. She listens to him as she holds a cup of coffee wearing a red sweater and staring off into the distance as if she is disassociating.
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BERTA @breitbert.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Ukrainian soldier laying in a trench, holding a gun says about Russians: “We are very lucky that they are so fucking stupid.”
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BERTA @breitbert.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
A raccoon galaxy meme that says “things are constantly happening and I would like for it to stop (please)”
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BERTA @breitbert.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Spotted in Seattle. A wheatpasted sign that quotes Gramsci “The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of monsters.” Underneath the quote is an adorable picture of Elmo.
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BERTA @breitbert.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
These two photos live rent free in my head
Trump reminding voters with a quote that says “Well, actually they did sign up for it actually, this is what I campaigned on.”White older woman with white hair and wearing a baseball jersey and possibly in a wheelchair at the Republican National Convention in 2024 and she’s holding an official Trump campaign sign that says “MASS DEPORTATION NOW!”
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BERTA @breitbert.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
This is your Mum (click to open it won’t make sense without it lol):
A comic drawn of a woman standing in front of a “in this house we believe” sign. The title says “Evelyn Normielib, D-Michigan.” For the caption there is a list of three attributes of Evelyn: 1. Retired teacher, 2. Voted for Buttigieg in 2020 because he reminds her of her grandson, and 3. “The blood of the tyrant shall water our fields.”
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BERTA @breitbert.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Ukrainian soldier holding a big gun laying down possibly in a trench saying of his Russian adversaries “We are lucky that they are so fucking stupid.”
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BERTA @breitbert.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Me, trying to figure out if flambed is the past tense of flambé or if this is a new word I gotta learn:
Beyonce on stage during the Renaissance tour wearing her cunty bee costume looking amazing while staring off into middle distance. Someone brilliant used this picture to recreate that meme where the lady is confused staring at all of the math equations.
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BERTA @breitbert.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Meet my best friend little Coco!
A tortie house cat named Coco living her best life on a vintage green flower comforter and covered in her favorite blanket which is white. She’s peeking out like the white blanket is a little cave.
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BERTA @breitbert.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Honda Odyssey with a license plate that says “ILIAD” and then this one, which I captured with a camera
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BERTA @breitbert.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
They also make these stickers…
Sticker that’s got a confederate flag, a copperhead snake, and a KKK hood with bayonets because they are traitors to the Union and are racist pieces of shit. The top of the sticker says “anti confed, klan and copperhead”
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BERTA @breitbert.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Please tell me you’ve seen these stickers then…!
Old American flag sticker, with less stars than the modern version. On the bottom of the sticker it says “suffer no copperhead” which is a nickname for northerners who blamed abolitionists for starting the Civil War.
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BERTA @breitbert.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
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BERTA @breitbert.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I’m not an American nazi but I would be lying if I didn’t say that seasonal depression Cathy float in the Macys parade isn’t my muse and what gives me strength to make it through another day
Giant float in the macys thanksgiving day parade of Cathy, the character from the American comic strip, here labeled as “seasonal affective disorder Cathy”
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BERTA @breitbert.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I know it’s a screenshot from Twitter, but I think about this tweet a lot when Trump talks about respect:
A tweet from @math-rachel quoting stimmyabby.tumblr.com which says “Sometimes people use ‘respect’ to mean treating someone like a person they use ‘respect’ to mean treating someone like an authority. And sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say ‘if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you’ and they mean ‘if you won’t treat me as an authority I won’t treat you as a person.’”
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BERTA @breitbert.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
This is you reminding yourself that he isn’t tired but you are:
Guy pointing at himself in mirror meme
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BERTA @breitbert.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Here’s my cat Rizzo pictured in her esteemed presidential portrait. Here she’s like 17 and now she’s still chillin at her big age of 20!
Grey and white cat named Rizzo sitting on a pink chair. The cat is staring right at the camera and we call this her “presidential portrait” because of how regal and impressive she looks
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