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Jake

@brehlol.bsky.social
1.1K followers 522 following 7.6K posts

All my sports teams are bad. Suns/Köln/White Sox/I forgot the rest. Also like video games, other stuff.

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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 11h
March of the Penguins more like Farce of the Penguins
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 12h
They both seized the means of goal production and distributed the goal count easily
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 13h
The Army scored against Spain I see
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 14h
I’m not paying for CHSN so Imma just turn up to the game lol
Blackhawks vs Penguins game
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 15h
Any one cool with Dougie is cool with mii and we’re hopefully gonna party in November for NWSL weekend
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 15h
Unless I deadass do not know you lol
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 15h
If you see this, reply to this and I will tell you why I love you
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Shades of Blue Network @shadesofbluenw.bsky.social · 16h
2.5 hours until our 200th episode of SoBP is tonight streaming on YouTube and Twitch! The Shows Bros will discuss: - The Belt to Assfield - Is Defiant FC the correct move? - PSG & Ipswich - MCWFC vs Brighton See you tonight at 6p PT/ 8p CT/ 2a BST www.youtube.com/live/on3cCB2...
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 16h
Me to the person on the train taking a call on speaker phone
Gisele Thompson making a shush emote
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 17h
The “Get a point against Bayern” group chat everyone saw coming
Me and my two friends after creating a group chat for 3 members only

Viking, Augsburg, Schalke are the members
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 17h
The way people talk about Black people is just so crazy man
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 18h
Me choosing what cruise I want to do when I am 80
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 18h
Why do they all look like they just opened at the Ark of the Covenant from Indiana Jones
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 20h
This is truly all she contributed to my team when she was on it
Kahleah Copper getting on Sophie Cunninghams face during the WNBA Finala
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 20h
They’ll keep lining because “that won’t happen to ME”
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 21h
I don’t think these guys want to go down that road lol
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 23h
They made an interesting marvel movie?? I’m in there
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The worlds first astronomer who is also really bad at basic math
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The thing about Ms Rachel is she posts and also walks the walk too before you get things confused
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Xenoblade Chronicles 1
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And against Gladbach of all teams. It was a hell of a time. Hope you could make the next one!
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m supposed to be worried this man was gone for a few days but accept they kept McConnell in a freezer for months without saying anything
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Tarik @tarikpeterson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
131. No, that’s not the count of #ManCity charges or how many goals we scored against Liverpool last night 😂, but how many YouTube subscribers I need to reach 1000. Help me out, subscribe using this link👇🏾 www.youtube.com/@tarikpeters...
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Tarik Peterson
This is my YouTube channel and is primarily a space where I talk about sports of all sorts, with various friends, family and other special guests. This channel will be heavy on Manchester City and…
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I can’t believe people make a living from writing novels. You could be famous or you could have a 3 star book on Amazon and it’s not up to you really
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Writing these dumbass books might be the hardest thing I’ve ever tried to do this is miserable but also neat
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Nippon
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Idk how anyone has a consistently clean house but I do gotta say doing those monthly house parties was extremely fun and worth the hassle
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Standing up when the plane lands when you’re in row 26 is diabolical
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Viola Gang what a time to be alive
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Putting in my will that they have to play that at my funeral
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The QB sitting on the ground for like 7 seconds like “There’s something important I should be doing right?” is killing me
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Soccer fans watching NFL fans have to deal with a draw
Peter griffin smoking in the shadows
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Commanders lmaoooooo
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Blackhawks so ass they don’t even make the sad weekend post
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m just glad the myth that the Bears don’t need Caleb that gained a little ground with the people scared to go into the city is now over
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
FUCK GLADBACH FUCK JOE SCALLY FUCK FOALS FUCK THE LETTER B FUCK GLADBACH AGAIN
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Here at the 8th @effzehusa.com meetup that I definitely am not a part of organizing every year
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Me turning into a Rays bandwagon fan for the rest of the playoffs
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Hannah Montana's Iconic Wig Transformation
ALT: Hannah Montana's Iconic Wig Transformation
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s so sad that such a fun season ends in such a not fun way. Especially when there might not be a MLB season next year
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The White Sox can’t hurt me if I simply don’t watch
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Physically yes, spiritually no
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Because I’m really dumb
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Philly
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Detroit
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
IM drunk af and have a flight tomorrow ama
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I really need you to know if you have even a slight love of racing games, you should get this. It’s a racing game that actually makes you feel like you’re going fast. It’s one of my favorite racing games ever.
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Anyone wishing well for Joe Scally this weekend
Homer about to hit Bart with a chair in the bath
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bears by 50 this weekend
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey Matt Shaw at least is on some kind of October lineup I guess
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I still remember the beginning of the pandemic isolation when these gun people were showing of their guns saying “come and try to take my toilet paper” and by the next week they were mad that Burger King wasn’t open
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