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Rob

@breakfastcarrot.bsky.social
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Ravens, and I talk my football opinions/takes. Breakfast carrot enthusiast 🥕 BreakfastCarrot on X/Twitter, YouTube: RobsRambling

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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
John Harbaugh is gone… I never thought I’d see the day 🥲
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I rewatched Back to The Future for like the 4th time on the plane ride back from Germany and my first thought was “why don’t we make any fun movies anymore” Like it’s a relatively simple premise, don’t think too hard about it, just enjoy the story. We need more of those movies
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Joe Flacco with the “FUCK” in the hot mic 😂😂
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Joe Flacco is the AFC North version of Alfred Morris now.
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a football game is being shown on cbs nfl
ALT: a football game is being shown on cbs nfl
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
The only Super Bowl Winning QB the Bengals have ever had on their roster 🤣🤣🤣
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Lamar Jackson being out is exposing how fucking awful this team actually is. Get rid of Harbaugh and Co. #RavensFlock
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Puka Nacua next week vs the Ravens Defense #RavensFlock
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
The fact that there is a non-zero chance that Tyler Huntley starts a game for the Baltimore Ravens in 2025, infuriates me to no end.
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
John Harbaugh after he deflects blame towards everyone else on the Team and takes zero accountability: #RavensFlock
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I’m really wondering what I’m gonna be doing Sunday cause rn I’m not looking forward to the game
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
😐😐😐 it’s week 5 and the seasons already over
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
John Harbaugh is like that annoying girlfriend who doesn’t know how to communicate and expects you to know everything that’s going on in their head while never taking accountability. #RavensFlock
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Look at how many teams made the playoffs after starting 1-3 vs 0-2. Slow start is an understatement for how bad this team is.
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
This is much different than last year
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Smh, can’t believe we’re 1-3 #RavensFlock
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I genuinely hate this fucking Ravens team and I hope John Harbaugh’s house gets egged
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I told myself I wouldn’t let this game affect me but yet here we are… #RavensFlock
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
“If he had Dorito’s on his feet they’d never break” -Tom Brady What a call lmfaoooooo
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Can the game be over with already lmao, I’m tired and I’m trying to save my mood #RavensFlock
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Ren Fest time 😎😎
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Money talks 😭 but I’m just being dramatic
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I miss Mike Mac…
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Where is Kyler Murray gonna play next year? Lol
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
The Monday night game and the Eagles game last year have been the only 2 games I’ve seen where the Ravens got completely outclassed and owned. Most of their losses are stupid mistakes or self inflicted but this two games were just bad. #RavensFlock
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
We should’ve asked Michael Pierce to unretire after Monday’s game lmao, can’t be any worse than what it’s like rn #RavensFlock
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Testing… is this thing still on?
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I miss the days when everyone used the same internet & Gangnam Style was what brought the world together instead of every inch of the internet & social media having an algorithm to conform to every individual’s personal bias/confirmation bias. It’s ruining everything.
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a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park .
ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park .
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Does this update include spin off games like Pokemon Mystery Dungeon? Or just the mainline DS games?
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
The last week I’ve been told that: 1. Jalen Hurts is Top 5 2. Lamar’s Prime is up after 30 3. Eli Manning > Dan Marino because Eli has 2 rings 4. Michael Vick > Lamar Jackson It’s been 1.5 weeks… god help me I’m here for 4 months…
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Working at BWI as one of the few Ravens fans is… a trip to say the least.
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I can’t buy the voter fatigue when Rodgers has won back to back MVP’s and so did Peyton; I truly believe the media influenced the voting and it’s a shame.
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
We saw how the media treated Josh Allen all season. Acho and Orlovsky lead the charge. People say Lamar’s 2023 MVP was undeserved, and coddled; yet he’s never been the media darling that Josh “Arm Punt” Allen was in 2024. Disappointed but not surprised award.
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I need to check in on the homies more often, I be slacking in that department
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Tucker went from being the 🐐 Kicker in NFL History, to a fucking predator and trash player in a year. 😪 such a disappointment #RavensFlock
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Same reason why Joe Mixon, Watson, and dozens of others are still employed. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Deshaun Watson’s still employed. Matt Araiza is still employed. Get Justin Tucker off the Ravens but don’t be surprised if he gets another contract with a different team. The NFL doesn’t care. #RavensFlock
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
We need to bring Icing back. Smirnoff’s were the peak beverage for a generation
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Freedom of Speech doesn’t mean freedom from consequences and millions of people don’t understand that concept.
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Dinosaurs are so cool man…
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Always great to get drunk and appreciate the Boys. The best men I could ever know
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I hate the voice of the pillsburry dough boy
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I remember when the Ravens defense used to get turnovers
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
A 5-10 yard penalty isn’t the same level of equality as a spot penalty, especially when it was an obvious OPI
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I’m just empty about football at this point man… So done
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Lamar Jackson under Todd Monken has 7 Pass TDs and 2 Rushing TDs and 3 turnovers in 4 playoff games. 3-1 TD-Turnover ratio the last 2 years and still nothing to show for it. #ravensflock
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
This is easier to accept than last year because this is the Ravens identity in the playoffs. Same shit, different year. #ravensflock
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Fucking dogshit performance by Andrews and the Offense. Defense stepped up in the 2nd half only to have the Offense (Andrews) fail when needing to step up. Fucking joke of a team
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Banned on the other app so I guess I’ll be here for a bit
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Another offseason of Lamar Slander man… I’m fucking done #ravensflock
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Rob @breakfastcarrot.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
The O’s Chant is coming through loud and clear on the TV #RavensFlock  Let’s fucking GO
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