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For a man choked full of esoteric wisdom, he had very little idea what he was capable of. He knew himself but poorly. -Josiah Bancroft

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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What, you don’t want a large panel of glossy black chain link fence on the front of your car?
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ll go even further and say I don’t want Smoltz to tell me about anything
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Toddler brain
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hankgreen.com/smush · Sep 27 936 pts · PERFECT 💯 · 36-day streak 🥞🥞🥞 🥞⭐🥞 🥞🥞🥞
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Smush
A daily word game. Each letter gets 5 uses. Except the gold one, which is always required.
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hmm could be a Hallmark movie where a right wing podcaster in decline returns to his small hometown in Maine and finds unexpected love with the hippie owner of a crystals shop
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lisa’s list of quotes at the beginning reminded me of one of my favorites from Will in episode 79 when he said of Delicatessen (1991), “It’s really fucking French.”
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Crazy that we have to ask of a sitting president “Does he understand ___?” after basically every time he speaks
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Get out and vote people
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Baseball game or country concert
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love feed continuity
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Damn, seems like only yesterday it was episode 227 and you were making jokes about that old TV show
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
TIL Sandy Alcantara was once a Cardinal
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Jackson Lamb is a good QB name
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My friends…lol
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Beef 52s
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Chicago Fire Dept. Sarcastic Clap
ALT: Chicago Fire Dept. Sarcastic Clap
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ted always has that divorced guy ready to get back out there look
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Scott Baio called me and said he desperately needed some gift cards. Chachi needed my help!
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Until the insurance company execs complain or throw him some “gifts” and then it’s taco time
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Maybe the most egregious missed calls I’ve seen all season
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thank you @anthonyryan.bsky.social for the giveaway
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Even as a kid I felt like it was a weird concept for a show. But I loved it.
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nor does any major US news outlet seem capable of reporting it for what it is
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Crazy that all those food safety monitoring programs they indiscriminately cut actually served a purpose. Who knew?
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Who gets the boot from the 28-man when James Wood returns?
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Dammit @drewmagary.bsky.social now I’m mad about The Killing all over again
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Our secretary of defense touches himself while reading about destruction like this…and that’s a problem
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Brave of you to post this
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I find recaps very helpful
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A young married couple has an unconventional solution for their infertility problem.
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Looks more like a ground fan tbh
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Is that his diaper bag?
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
That’s one of those names that works well for either a hero or a villain
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Risa Bezos Speedball Laughing
ALT: Risa Bezos Speedball Laughing
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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somebody get these BEGGARS out of here
ALT: somebody get these BEGGARS out of here
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Those Feliz Navidad royalties are no joke
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Preferred aesthetic…what the actual fuck?
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I had zero confidence that he’d come through with Pinckney on 3rd I just wasn’t sure which way he’d fail
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
They’re not doing any the beat the dumbest people allegations
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Anibal in 2019 NLCS?
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
RIP Jaxson Dart’s knee
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Respect tho for being ‘just a guy’ for over a decade
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oopsy Peak sounds like a burlesque club from the 1930s
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The cyclops will have one eye but his hands will each have seven fucked up fingers
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
With Tunsil’s injury what’s the likelihood that Jayden Daniels’ season will end in some RG3 manner?
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Bones headed in the right direction. Since when is the economy a Tomb Raider game?
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Time for a Hyperion limited series
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
JY seems like an ideal trade candidate to me because he has upside for contenders and the Nats won’t be demonstrably worse without him
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Natsferatu @breakfast4rdinner.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I’d rather they not join any list that includes the Rockies and Mets, but at this point they need try anything
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