breadwringer @breadwringer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It's Grand Finals of Riptide 2059. The Whiprays have lost to a pickup of Popgun Jr, Sena, The ghost of Zero, and a wild boar with the word "Starburst" painted on it's side. After the set ends, Nintendo announces the 4th remake of Splatoon 2, where they promise that they can fix ink armor this time. 15412
breadwringer @breadwringer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026All events tonight at #riptide will be canceled in observance of From the Ink Up #111. #compsplatoon 030
breadwringer @breadwringer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026To seek great wisdom in Splatoon, I climbed to the peak of a high mountain. When I arrived at the peak, Flc was waiting for me. As I approched, he began to ascend to the heavens. "Don't go!" I cried. The only thing left after he was gone, was a note. "The real fluid priority is learning to let go." 2152
breadwringer @breadwringer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Soon sendou.ink is going to start doing our taxes and making out with our spouses for us. 070
breadwringer @breadwringer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I was tired of losing X battles, so I gave in and decided to pick cBlast. After landing my first direct, I passed out. When I awoke, I had gained 1000xp and a degree in forensic science. As I side effect, I might be racist now. #compsplatoon 080
breadwringer @breadwringer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026For me, Splatoon has never been about being the best I can be, it's about getting as good as I can while doing as little self reflection as possible. #compsplatoon 0100
breadwringer @breadwringer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I've been thinking of applying hyperdive principles to my therapy sessions. 152
breadwringer @breadwringer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026@ssnolan.bsky.social is the type of guy to cover the lan setups in Vaseline to "decrease latency" #compsplatoon 1373
breadwringer @breadwringer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Just spent the last two hours trying to convince a sick child to spend their make-a-wish on dread wringer buffs. 030
breadwringer @breadwringer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Now that sendouQ is down, I'll need to find another source of people to verbally abuse. #compsplatoon 041
breadwringer @breadwringer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026LAN Pro tip: If you use a banned splattercolor screen weapon, the opponents will be too busy alerting TOs to realize you're stealing their wallet. 2191
breadwringer @breadwringer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026@nintendousa.bsky.social #compsplatoon every single time I try to use squiffer in solo queue I lose. Without fail. I'm pretty sure the game is bugged. 060
