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@breadpanes.bsky.social
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0% webcomics, 80% shitposts, 20% amateur political analysis

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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 1h
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 12h
I think I found the original 12 Axes that the vibeslop was based on. It was a Github fork of 8Values. And that's much more like it.
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 14h
Well, Anarchist Catalonia was my closest match at 97% overlap. I'll take it. My least similar were Pinochet, Hitler and Habsburg Spain. Which I'll definitely take.
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 14h
I did the vibecoded political quiz thing going around. I would not say it was correct. I'd describe myself as a libertarian socialist, my absolute ideal would be anarcho-communism, but I'm a bit blunted by pragmatism at this point.
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Remember what we were talking about:
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't think anyone knows how Iron Dome works. It is designed to mainly stop improvised small missiles, a threat the UK is unlikely to experience. And as well, Israel is much smaller. It's easier to cover than the UK. This is functionally a slush fund for the military industrial complex.
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The CIA's export of evangelical Christianity into the developing world accomplished what MKUltra never could.
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Brazil elections are American elections, just two years later.
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He'll go below 50%, but it hardly matters when all the minor parties are centrist to far-right themselves. Unless there's a miracle between now and when the second vote takes place, Brazil is fucked.
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The evangelical movement in Brazil backing Bolsonaro is literally a CIA plot.
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
POV: You're President Trump and your approval ratings are shit
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's some good jerk...
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Katie Britt lost her argument before she ever even made it.
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
First time my 2026 prediction has had Osborn winning in Nebraska. I think that ad against Ricketts will hit hard.
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When their revenge witch hunt collapses:
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mancheatster City announces new badge:
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bisexuals are on average more progressive than homosexuals, according to this YouGov poll from 2026. Especially bisexual women. The comparison between bi women and lesbian women is very clear.
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If there is justice in the world...
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trump is doing campaign events in Alabama and Oklahoma... This means one of two things: 1. He's desperate for a crowd that's still loyal to him and this is the only place he can find them. 2. Congratulations Senators Annie Andrews, Angie Nixon and Adam Hamilton.
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
To put it into perspective, here's a human to scale:
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't know how Germany gets out of this mess:
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If LBJ was President today:
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Merz car pic, It's all over.
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't want to hear anyone talk about someone's legal status after an ICE attempted murder. That's not the point, and making it the point cedes legitimacy to the Sturmabteilung. The point is we shouldn't have armed paramilitary thugs going around shooting people in the streets. It's that simple.
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dead education theory is real.
AI is literally brainrot. Using it disables your brain as much as being over the legal limit for alcohol consumption.
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What is it with dictators and big stupid arches?
HitlerKimFrancoTrump
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Complete suburban annihilation. These are the red suburbs in northern Tarrant County.
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The internals must be bad. Like, bad bad.
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The lock on the door of the FBI:
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They are so out of ideas.
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
2026 in one picture:
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Who would win a debate, David Perdue or Mike Rogers?
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
South Korea absolutely nails the British car downfall photo.
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"If I can't have it, nobody can" Fucking crab mentality.
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Brent about to hit $110. Brent to the moon! 🚀🚀🚀
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A Republican is actually being a Republican (literally)
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Monaco without the historical prestige. 🤮
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jack Johnson vs. John Jackson ah election.
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