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Desmond Sycamore

@breadmondsycamore.bsky.social
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Desmond Sycamore @breadmondsycamore.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
(Once they’re out in the hallway and out of earshot, Desmond turns back around to address @desireesycamore.bsky.social) What happened?
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Desmond Sycamore @breadmondsycamore.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
[Desmond wakes up somewhere very dark. For a second he thinks that he’s gone blind, before he can feel his shoulders brushing against the sides of wherever he is. A container? Sitting up proves fruitless, as he knocks his forehead against wherever he is. A coffin, his mind supplies.
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Desmond Sycamore @breadmondsycamore.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
(Once the three have crossed the threshold into the warehouse, Desmond deposits Luke onto the ground. He lets Teddy down a tad gentler) Are both of you alright?
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Desmond Sycamore @breadmondsycamore.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
(After changing into pajamas and copiously brushing his hair, Desmond crashes into bed) (He tosses and turns for a few minutes, staring at the ceiling, before finally drifting off)
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Desmond Sycamore @breadmondsycamore.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
(Desmond paces a circle or two around the living room, pulls out the lighter, then places it back in his pocket. Another circle, then another) Quit stalling. (He hesitates by the hallway, then returns to the couch. He sits, stands, and paces another circle around the main room) Come on.
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Desmond Sycamore @breadmondsycamore.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I am trapped. I am trapped in the confines of this bedroom like an animal.
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Desmond Sycamore @breadmondsycamore.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
If I stay here I’ll be trapped when the others are back. Yet there’s nowhere for me to go. Exiting the room brings the chance of an encounter before I’m prepared. An ambush. Terrible. Terrible.
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Desmond Sycamore @breadmondsycamore.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I’m not a fan of this other Sycamore. I don’t act like that, do I?
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Desmond Sycamore @breadmondsycamore.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
… am I selfish for wishing that this will continue? I don’t particularly wish for things to go back to the way they used to be.
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Desmond Sycamore @breadmondsycamore.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Huh. I feel.. normal. Fine, even. Dare I say that I am feeling good today?
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Desmond Sycamore @breadmondsycamore.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Oh what the hell.
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Desmond Sycamore @breadmondsycamore.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
God fucking damnit. Oh holy shit we’re all fucked!! Might as well die right now. What more do I have to lose, haha? What more can they ruin for me? Nothing! I have nothing left to lose!!
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Desmond Sycamore @breadmondsycamore.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I’m warning everyone that sees this right now. Targent is bad news. No matter what they say, or what they promise, do not join them.
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Desmond Sycamore @breadmondsycamore.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
…
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Desmond Sycamore @breadmondsycamore.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I have been sufficiently medicated once more.
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Desmond Sycamore @breadmondsycamore.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Oh well. I can survive without medication. It’s not too hard. Though… before I had Raymond to keep me tethered. He and the others I was travelling with haven’t yet returned.
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Desmond Sycamore @breadmondsycamore.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Raymond typically picks up my medication, but I suppose I’ll have to do it myself this time around, seeing as everyone is still gone.
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Desmond Sycamore @breadmondsycamore.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Ah, hm? I suppose there’s another version of me floating around. Again.
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Desmond Sycamore @breadmondsycamore.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
What on earth..?
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Desmond Sycamore @breadmondsycamore.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Layton appears to be a similar size as … Layton. I hope she doesn’t mind borrowing his sweater. … I hope he doesn’t mind having his sweater borrowed, whenever he returns.
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Desmond Sycamore @breadmondsycamore.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Perhaps if I lay on the floor I will feel better.
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Desmond Sycamore @breadmondsycamore.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I’ve been off meds before. It was fine. I survived.
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Desmond Sycamore @breadmondsycamore.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I’m almost out of meds. Ehhhh it’s probably fine.
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Desmond Sycamore @breadmondsycamore.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
My brain has given me the gift of horrifically realistic hallucinations today! Usually I am not so lucid. Usually they are not so loud. This all hurts my head.
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Desmond Sycamore @breadmondsycamore.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Why did Raymond lock the wine cabinet.
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Desmond Sycamore @breadmondsycamore.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I’ve been avoiding taking my meds but perhaps Raymond is right. I’ve been seeing things that cannot exist. They cannot be real. And yet they will not go away. I need him out of my head.
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Desmond Sycamore @breadmondsycamore.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Happy Valentine’s Day. I have no one to celebrate with.
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Desmond Sycamore @breadmondsycamore.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I have had multiple students tell me that my hair looks like bread. I do not understand how they came to that conclusion. It is a rather fashionable hairstyle, if I do say so myself. It looks nothing like bread.
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Desmond Sycamore @breadmondsycamore.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
A student of mine created a ‘bluesky’ account for me. How do I change my name.
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