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Bret Eagleston

@breadeagles.bsky.social
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Musician • breteagleston.bandcamp.com Coder/Editor • Automating video editing since 2011, AI eat your heart out Game Designer • Thrall, TheWaywardShores.com Long-running Podcast • LetsRewatch.com Streamer • D&D Thursdays 11AM PST twitch.tv/geeklyinc

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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@thepatedwards.bsky.social @jennpeig.bsky.social @suzycheckie.bsky.social @josketh.bsky.social @timlanning.bsky.social
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Again we ride, chased by the possessed body of a former ally with supernatural power and a 20ft sword. Is there any way out? Or will we get one-shotted like everyone else in this encounter? Find out who lives and who dies today in the Wayward Shores! Live now→ twitch.tv/geeklyinc
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GeeklyInc's channel focuses on creating the best content for your inner geek. Whether it is a video podcast about D&D, video previews, reviews or play throughs of video games or opinion pieces on your...
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Tim Lanning @timlanning.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Live now
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oof I don't like that AI is making me feel like staying less informed because every fucking article is written by AI now. Who needs a disinformation campaign when you can just make people hate reading?
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Y'all are missing @thepatedwards.bsky.social 's EXTREMELY and UNNECESSARILY horny descriptions of cursed weapons.
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
One day I'll post other things here, but today, it's D&D day. We're already playing. I forgot to post early. But you should jump in now. Tell your friends. Don't play it out loud at work because it's very inappropriate haha okay but like seriously get in there twitch.tv/geeklyinc
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Wayward Shores Session 109 - 5e Nautical Adventure | Streaming dungeons & dragons.
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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Wayward Shores is live! Seafaring pirate adventures abound! Come hang with us! @timlanning.bsky.social @jennpeig.bsky.social @josketh.bsky.social @breadeagles.bsky.social @geeklyinc.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/geeklyinc
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GeeklyInc's channel focuses on creating the best content for your inner geek. Whether it is a video podcast about D&D, video previews, reviews or play throughs of video games or opinion pieces on your...
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TrueRef by Abbey Esparza @trueref.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
If being hard on yourself worked it would have worked by now.
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I had run half a mile carrying heavy luggage. I was DRENCHED in sweat. I had been federally identified as having an U nusually S weaty B ody And I have thought about it every day for the past 10 years, and will continue to relieve the horror for the foreseeable future. 3/3
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I asked "what's a USB?" and the agent's head whipped around like a toddler caught stealing cookies. The agent blushed, grimaced, and said "you weren't supposed to hear that." I knew immediately what USB meant. 2/3
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I find myself thinking a lot about the past lately, specifically the one time I went to the wrong terminal at the airport and had to run half a mile to my gate with like 4 huge bags. When I got in line at security, I heard a TSA walkie go off "USB for enhanced screening" and I was pulled aside 1/3
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
My bud @caseaiken.bsky.social just released a new episode of the Men of Steel podcast about the Supergirl movie! Somewhere near the middle I do an unhinged lightspeed audience submission call-in review. Pull out your collector popcorn bucket and check it out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCrd...
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Men of Steel: Supergirl (2026) with Keith Lehtinen
YouTube video by Certain POV Media with Case Aiken
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I've lived in Portland for 8 years, but there's still one thing about LA that I miss, and it's something that the Portland mind cannot comprehend: Really really excellent Mexican food.
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Next up: scientists discover how to eliminate bathroom breaks while at work.
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Jeff Bezos looking at Amazon employees like
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
There's no way this will be used for evil
Screen shot of an article claiming that scientists have found a way to mimic sleep in the brain without actually sleeping
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
If you love yourself, this is your sign. Your job owes YOU this time. What are you even doing on a Thursday? Join us! Live D&D right now! twitch.tv/geeklyinc @thepatedwards.bsky.social @suzycheckie.bsky.social @jennpeig.bsky.social @timlanning.bsky.social uh oh @josketh.bsky.social isn't here today
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Wayward Shores Session 106 - 5e Nautical Adventure
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
It's one like this. There's also a hammock back there, but this has more firm bed-like support.
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Getting a lay down swing for the backyard was a good idea. I love looking at the trees.
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Fuckin @thepatedwards.bsky.social had a vampire bite Steve in the last episode, so now I'm playing a vampiric wereshark sea god-worshiping karate sorcerer. Sick
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
"Backrooms" was like describing a horror movie to someone who's never seen one and then asking them to make one.
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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I should do a better job of tagging our incredible cast: @josketh.bsky.social @jennpeig.bsky.social @suzycheckie.bsky.social @breadeagles.bsky.social @timlanning.bsky.social
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I'm on this. I play a martial arts expert who is actually a sorcerer but he only recently found out that he's good at martial arts because magic. We're a pirate crew! Get in there!
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
My kid has been playing "yoshi egg" in silence for about 10 minutes while I fold laundry. The only thing he has said since starting is "now I'm ready to see a real life Yoshi" dude is committed to the bit
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
24 hour charity stream for the Trevor Project happening now! Come catch the last leg while we play some Pirate Borg! www.twitch.tv/geeklyinc
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GeeklyInc 24-hour Charity Stream
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
It's upsetting because there are literally 12000 homeless here, and with the city's $244M housing budget we could just pay rent for ALL of the homeless people in town and not even touch the extra $100M, but instead we're going to put 600 more people back on the street. This is hell, we live in hell
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Two related headlines and no hope for anyone involved to connect the dots and fix it: Multnomah County proposes closing nearly a third of its homeless shelter beds next year ($87M deficit) & Portland's new city administrator addresses discovery of over $100M in unspent housing funds
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
So I decided to reheat my mashed potatoes casserole-style, covered in mozzarella so it got a crispy cheesy skin, and it's officially the best version of potatoes I've ever made
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
My 4 year old is getting into D&D so we're running a little campaign with his preschool friends. From the game last night, it's the dark wizard Broccolius, leader of the Veggie Cabal, and his henchmen the Sprout Twins and Gary Garlic
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
We're BACK BABY! neocities.org
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Neocities
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Bro fr. I'm glad you had fun though! Why can't life just be conventions, adventures and being together with friends? 🤷‍♂️
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Do you want 400, 800, or 1200 calories of creamer with your double shot?
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Seems more aspirational 😁
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Did a fancy dinner, cucumber caprese carpaccio salad w/ burrata. I need to take a plating class, I know this could look fancier, but it was 🤌 I usually do a Mediterranean-style cubed/chopped thing with the tomatoes and cucumbers, but I think the texture of the thin slice layers kicked it up a notch.
An attempt at fancy plating for a cucumber tomato burrata salad. Cucumber slices are on the bottom, topped with a fan of alternating red and yellow heirloom tomatoes. A whole burrata sits in the middle of the fan, with one more slice of tomato leaned up against. Salt, black pepper, and three types of balsamic vinegar garnish the dish.A second image of the dish and place setting, along with a glass of red wine
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
@breebird33.bsky.social did you see this? Kraftwerk gear for auction 👀 www.juliensauctions.com/en/auctions/...
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The Florian Schneider Collection
The Florian Schneider Collection Auction to be held at: Musicians Hall of Fame and Museum 401 Gay Street Nashville, TN 37219 It is imposs...
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
D&MotherfugginD streamed directly out of Bezos's ass. Come watch us do some Pirate shiddd. Tell a friend. It's time theft time, log on, tune in, check out. Twitch.tv/geeklyinc
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Tim Lanning @timlanning.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
LIVE
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Gosh that couldn't have anything to do with this could it? DEA: shit we're not doing a great job, quick someone think up an impressive amount of drugs to say that we confiscated. Dr Evil: one MILLION....
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
This number is clearly too big right? How much cocaine do you use? This assumes that every cocaine user in the US would have used ~1lb of cocaine so far this year, and that's just the confiscated amount. Maybe I'm just a baby, but this can't be correct. WHAT IS A NORMAL AMOUNT OF COCAINE?
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I guess I should tag @josketh.bsky.social @thepatedwards.bsky.social @timlanning.bsky.social and @jennpeig.bsky.social
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I'm gonna be day drinking for the next two hours playing D&D with my buds, come watch! → www.twitch.tv/geeklyinc
Me, Pat, Josh, Tim's empty chair, and Jennifer on a zoom call waiting to start our D&D stream.
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
www.linkedin.com/learning/cop... Tldr; High quality edits faster than you'd expect. I've edited over 10,000 hours of educational content for LinkedIn and have my own editing team. I do expert level audio post prod, and can help with content dev. Also my kid and I are SciShow fans!
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
12:30 and we just finished decorating for the kiddo's 4th birthday. I'm very lucky to get to enjoy this beautiful chaos.
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Do a time theft and watch us play D&D at work!
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
That it is! Man, what a blast from the past. That was fun to record
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
@hankgreen.bsky.social bro did you see what your recommended search was on TT???
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Apparently Megalopolis is so poorly received that nobody even noticed that it's not available to stream, rent or buy anymore. Crazy
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
It's me! Come watch!
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Pat Edwards @thepatedwards.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
If you need a distraction during the workday Wayward Shores returns tomorrow at 2pm East. Join @timlanning.bsky.social @breadeagles.bsky.social @josketh.bsky.social & @jennpeig.bsky.social as they sail deadly seas ducking bounty hunters, pirates, & a myriad of other terrors! Twitch.tv/geeklyinc
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
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Bret Eagleston @breadeagles.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Imagine you, a vampire with the most successful propaganda campaign in history tricking people into inviting you into their homes. Millions welcome you. They buy each other gifts in your name, leave you offerings and go to bed early so as not to interrupt your arrival. Santa Claus is coming to town.
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