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Haha, you don’t understand the way this cleared so much pain from that loss. Seeing your team come out and beat the pants off the team that ruined your possible dynasty is just 🤌🏻. Butler play no longer lives rent free in our heads with this beautiful revenge blowout.

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Lol guess it still wasn’t bad enough to watch Kid Rock lip sync about banging underage girls.

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@thedrawplay.com so Mike Macdonald credited god for his success. You should draw a comic of Mike praying and John Schneider showing up with no shirt and a WWE belt to answer his prayers. Probably be a good to throw Demonwori in there, too. Just an idea! Saw you post and remembered you from SA days.

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I still think they should give them a sack AND pick 6 on that pick 6. Just for the tied record.

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All the special election ass whoopings, then this? Let's gooooooo!

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One of the best things about Seahawks Super Bowl wins is that we just beat the absolute shit out of the opposing team and it's really only fun for people who like defense and Seahawks fans.

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I wish they could do that. Everyone knows that is what it should be. They are an absolute unit.

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WSDOT @wsdot.wa.gov · 09/02/2026

Those weren't ghosts. Those were real men destroying him.

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SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The only thing that makes me sad about this is the fact that it wasn't a sack and counted as an interception, so we didn't tie the record.

Shoulda been our Filipino homie Myers. Can't be mad at K9, though. The entire defense was lights out and it was impossible to pick just one. K9 shredded on the ground and got Myers in kicking range so often.

I wonder if more coaches will start to follow Mike Macdonald with the "don't go for it on every 4th down and make sure to take the points."

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Noooo, I've been going around saying the Seahawks sacked Drake Maye 7 times, because I forgot it was a pick 6 and not a fumble 6 from Nwosu. I thought they tied the record! I'm devastated!

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Someone about to sign Bad Bunny as a TE.

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He looked just fine, he just wasn't good lol

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It was insane seeing him get in there so often today. Magical defense.

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I can't imagine having a guy like Sam Darnold and getting rid of him because he had one bad playoff game when he took his team to 14-3. Could you guys imagine if a team did something like that? That'd be nuts.

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Back to mediocrity with a nice long Super Bowl slump. Bye-bye Butler interception being rubbed in our faces every time. Now they can follow it up with a video of 7 sacks on Maye.

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Heard people saying he was playing like trash. You always hear "defense wins championships." What about when both defenses are playing well? Gotta have a balanced team. Thank goodness we have Sam and K9 back there running the show.

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My GOAT! I respect the K9 MVP, because we wouldn't have been in the position for him to kick all of those FGs without him, but Myers wouldn't have been a bad choice.

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Bryan @brcarey.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

I would talk shit to EVERYONE. Why wouldn't you?!

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SomethingAwful used to be amazing for this.

Yeah I'm good, he's ruined his image for me. Sucks because he was cool until he got popular. You'd think these rich people would just shut the hell up.

They have the best takes for sure. Right when we won, my 6 year old son decided to randomly bring up how the Vikings put up a goose egg and asked if they were the worst team. I said they were great because they gave us our QB, so we can't really dislike them.

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I actually really like the kickoff these days. It's been fun trying to see teams work it out.

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This was the first time my children have seen me truly stress out about a football game. Daughter is 8, son is 6, other son is 2 and just wanted more Elmo stickers. We haven't been where we are in so long and they had no clue what a Super Bowl really was until now.

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