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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Two years later, a novel about demonic vinegars flavored by distilling the essence of 12 ancient evils emerges to great acclaim

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If you're showering and fucking while driving, you deserve whatever happens to you

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Putting "Defining a hierarchy of vaccines by importance can help increase childhood vaccination rates." in large typeface without quotation marks makes it look like it reflects your opinion.

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

When my twins were that age, I was driving them, and one of them says, "Daddy... Have you ever tumbled in blackness?"

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

OMG what a great picture book that is.

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

The only nuggets I, a 7yo, know about are chicken- and butt- What kind are Denver-

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

And the Bible* famously has very thin pages *I didn't read the footnote, hope it wasn't relevant

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I have literal nightmares about that parking lot

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I used to have a discount card for Century Liquor in that same plaza.

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Always a jump scare when you do Rochester. And accurately.

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

She found one, finally, when I was in my 30s. She did the operation and sent it to me. I cried so hard. My 11 year old twins still sleep with it.

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

My favorite stuffy was accidentally burned in a lamp when I was four. My mom held onto it, and searched the toy bin every time she went to a thrift store for the same stuffy so she could carefully perform surgery on the one that was burned with replacement parts.

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

You're gonna have to pry the squeeze-tube garlic and ginger pastes from my cold dead hands, though.

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I haven't had a call, but I can remember you doing this going back to when I started following you in the other place during COVID

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

It sucks so much. I don't even know how to put it into words. But, it was such a pleasure to see you on TACIS* the other week and to hear about your trajectory since the Blag days. *(Trans Atlantic Call In Show)

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Clover picked a weird sleeping position

Clover, a small brown dog sleeping in a sitting position with her nose in her butt

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Yeah, I'm looking forward to when they're old enough for me to roast back without feeling like a bully.

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Our twin daughters just turned 11 – are you saying we're screwed? (They're such great kids; I can't wait to see their future roasties)

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Post a perfect album from the 90s.

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Really glad someone posted this. I don't love the piece, but holy shit that recording is perfect

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

That's a deep cut. But I think Irresistible Bliss is maybe better musically

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

ADHD here. Suspect AuDHD, but no official diagnosis, and it's too expensive to get assessed. I feel the "don't want to claim something that isn't mine" so deeply, though.

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I mean, what else do you expect from a public intellectual cum influencer? It's not gonna influence itself

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

100% same, but I have no excuse

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Because he's 100% man But also that's why it's Jesus H. Christ

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

And they shall call his name HIMmanuel

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Why does it look biblically accurate

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

It's gone! Currently replaced by the opening of Martinu's 4th symphony

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I just have to get something else stuck in my head. This sneaked in for a couple hours, and it's got a good shot at overtaking Wouldn't-Smashcroft youtu.be/OA3PqJxQkhU?...

youtu.be

Pooping out Sandy Beaches Song

YouTube video by Anthony Arredondo

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Got it in one guess. To cope I have to imagine there's gotta be at least one porn actor named ROCKY COAST who starred in FROM ROCKY COAST TO GOLDEN SHOWER ca. 2005

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Matt Barber @brbrofsvl.bsky.social · 29/05/2026