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Loveable eldritch being, fairly shameless, but tries to be kind and nice to people. PFP: melled42@bsky.social

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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 15h
He is, I'm just not convinced Disney'll allow that line in the movie...
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 15h
...with the furry line? I'm not too optimistic...
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 16h
I just looked at the Steam Autumn Sale banner. It bears a striking resemblance to @m0us3savi.bsky.social - amusingly enough.
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*Puts on hat and jacket* My work here is done. If you'll excuse me, I'll be hiding in fear for my life. 😅
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know, I know, furries are everywhere, it was a joke on the stereotype. That said, the whole speech was still moronic and inane.
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The claim was ridiculous in the first place. Everyone knows furries work in IT. 😏
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
D&D today, a regular brigand threatened my (angora) harengon swashbuckler with that "You know those furry hand things? My girlfriend has been wanting one of those." My harengon replied "I am unsurprised your girlfriend has developed an inclination for muff." The brigand was unable to retort. 🤣
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I will admit, I was not expecting to stand shoulder to shoulder with the Pope on a tech issue..."
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
...just read up on the case... They had to *write essays* to *mitigate their actions*? What the actual hell? How is writing as essay supposed to mitigate *anything*?
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pet the fluffy nuggies!
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Apparently, one of my colleagues was immensely disappointed watching Supergirl last night. She complained that the effects looked dreadfully dated, she was expecting to see Jason Momoa, and she didn't understand why the antagonists were witches, of all things. Hooboy, that took some explaining...
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As an example, you roll 10d10 and get 0,0,2,3,5,5,5,7,8,9 - that's a set of 20, and a set of 35. Two 0s, three 5s. Then you add the bonuses from the skills/combat stats you wish to use, and hope for the best.
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Legends of the Wulin has you roll your pool of d10s *first*, then you look for sets (two or more of a kind), and based on how big and how many sets you have, you choose what you do, and how. # of dice for tens, # *on* dice for ones, all bonuses are in increments of 5. Pretty simple, but gets mathy.
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Okay, fine, I'll at least *consider* stopping referring to the change in FPS games ca. 2005-2010 as "Fifty Shades of Brown"... I make no promises beyond considering it, though... 😏
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think perhaps something like a "no proselytizing or preaching" rule might serve you better in its place - largely accomplishes the same goal by addressing behaviors, rather than beliefs.
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pathfinder 1e today. Party encountered a morlock. The morlock cast eldritch blast at the party. One player squealed "HE'S A MORLOCK WARLOCK!" A second later, she said, "Oh, fuck, he's a third edition warlock..."
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A nut punch is too good for him. Use a cactus instead.
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Brakka Quilltusk @brakkaquilltusk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Brakka Quilltusk @brakkaquilltusk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
...I know a few curses; I'd suggest to send me a list of names, but that would be... *unethical*...
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's the last day of Featember, so time for unrestrained BS. 😅 #Pathfinder2e #Featember2026
Elaborate Travelogue; for your inner Marco Polo, Ibn Battuta, or Johnathan Swift, for making up new places and people for fun and profit.
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gotta brew up today's entry, myself, then I'll probably do some cleaning, reformatting, and release my entries as a tidy little bundle.
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm working on an organic computer. I'll be employing bivalve molluscs for RAM. You know, mussel memory.
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
...welp, that all happened while I took a nap...
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did he hope to avoid Kitty finding his, hm, "loophole"? 😏😉
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In Pathfinder 2e yesterday, my raven necromancer informed tge party, "I'll have you know I'm a qualified physician!" "But you're a bird!" "I said qualified, not licensed." 🐦‍⬛
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rapid Nonviolent Disassembly Time! #Pathfinder2e #Featember2026
Linchpin Mastery lets you pull aparta complex item quickly.
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pathfinder has AC AND DC, so why not bring them together in electric harmony? #Pathfinder2e #Featember2026
Playing Thunderstruck with lightning.
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ah. May you career in that regard be uneventful.
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
...I'm seven hours ahead of CDT, the hours I saw would end me... 😭
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just wait 'til you hit 40, you can ruin your day just by getting out of bed. 😅
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fire or Ice? Why not both? #Pathfinder2e #Featember2026
Maxwell's Demon as a Pathfinder2e spell... might be a little on the weak side? Or fairly spot on?
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Best of luck. Whacha rolling in for?
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Brakka Quilltusk @brakkaquilltusk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Any sufficiently analysed magic is indistinguishable from science - the Inventor gets up in the casters' businesses. #Pathfinder2e #Featember2026
Any sufficiently analysed magic is indistinguishable from science.
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good, good, just don't string me along while you do. 😁
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It does seam like a pretty chill game; let me know what you think of it? 😅
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"I got my sword and savior right here."
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Some days, you just wake up and choose violence. Magical, karmic violence. #Pathfinder2e #Featember2026
Fortune Reversal - reversing the effect of Bless or Bane spells.
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Never mind the postman, Jehovah's Witnesses tend to become amusingly awkward.
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Took me a while to decide on this one - Honorable or Ridiculous. #Pathfinder2e #Featember2026
Quixotic Conviction - when your argument is so dumb, but with such conviction, that it just might work...
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That said, FFG's Star Wars/Genesys is a great system for this issue - you roll successes *and* failures together, tally up the totals, and whether you succeed or fail, something secondary happens - the plot never gets stuck on a bad dice roll. There's always more consequences, good or bad.
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I note that Gary Gygax commented on the issue, that players with clever thinking and preparation should succeed, what, 80% or more of the time with average rolls? Putting the entire success/failure on a single die roll is bad design. (1/2)
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not in top form today, but I hope this feat amuses. #Pathfinder2e #Featember2026
Deception in Truth - you tell the truth so deceptively, people think you're lying - just as you planned it.
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
At a cursory glance, looks like Pixabay has free effect downloads, as does Mixkit and BBC (sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk), all without requiring accounts or logins. Not sure about how useful that is for streaming, though.
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Brakka Quilltusk @brakkaquilltusk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Brakka Quilltusk @brakkaquilltusk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Working as a printer, holy crap, yes. I've seen a *few* instances where more than three fonts was... tolerable, but those were 2'x3' (give or take) posters with different band logos, not different bits of regular text in different fonts. I do not count bold or italic as separate fonts for this.
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Brazen Bard @brazenbard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cruelty disguised as comedy? #Pathfinder2e #Featember2026
Killing jokes are cruel and hurtful.
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Nestling @littleangelnest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Had to make you cry to
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