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Brawler Yukon

@brawleryukon.com
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🎮🎲 Games (Final Fantasy, Metroid, etc.) 📖🎞️ General Fantasy/Sci-fi - Star Wars - Dune - Robotech - The Locked Tomb ⚽🔴⚪ Arsenal FC 🍉✊ Socialist He/him

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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 25/09/2026
singing angels meme.

rennaisance-lookin' painting of a bunch of angels gathered around a book making various confused/disgusted/alarmed faces.

one in the very back is looking intently off to the side at something totally unrelated.

labels:

book = iced coffee discourse
angels = bluesky
distracted angel = me, reading about City being found guilty
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 22/09/2026
4chan greentext alongside an image of Xbox-branded Doritos and Mountain Dew:

>2018
>wake up feeling sick after a late night of playing video games
>excited to play some halo 2k19
>"xbox on"
>...
>"XBOX ON"
>"Please verify that you are "annon332" by saying "Doritos™ Dew™ it right!"
>"Doritos™ Dew™ it right"
>"ERROR! Please drink a verification can"
>reach into my Doritos™ Mountain Dew™ Halo 2k19™ War Chest
>only a few cans left, needed to verify 14 times last night
>still feeling sick from the 14
>force it down and grumble out "mmmm that really hit the spot"
>xbox does nothing
>i attempt to smile
>"Connecting to verification server"
>...
>"Verification complete!"
>finally
>boot up halo 2k19
>finding multiplayer match...
>"ERROR! User attempting to steal online gameplay!"
>my mother just walked in the room
>"Adding another user to your pass, this will be charged to your credit card. Do you accept?"
>"NO!"
>"Console entering lock state!"
>"to unlock drink verification can"
>last can
>"WARNING, OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS, an order has been shipped and charged to your credit card"
>drink half the can, oh god im going to be sick
>pour the last half out the window
>"PIRACY DETECTED! PLEASE COMPLETE THIS ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE"
>the mountain dew ad plays
>i have to dance for it
>feeling so sick
>makes me sing along
>dancing and singing
>"mountain dew is for me and you"
>throw up on myself
>throw up on my tv and entertainment system
>router shorts
>"ERROR NO CONNECTION! XBOX SHUTTING OFF"
>"PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE"
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 03/09/2026
anime catgirl staring at a spilled glass of juice

I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 02/09/2026
Yeah, it's easy to overlook if you're reading through it quickly, but it's optional!
"Piety in Combat" section of the Conduit from Draw Steel Heroes.

highlighted are two passages:

"At the start of each of your turns during combat, you gain 1d3 piety."

So that's the guaranteed baseline piety gain: 1d3, and that's it.

"Additionally, you can gain more piety by praying to the gods"

This being an extra mechanic that Conduit players can do in addition to the baseline 1d3 if they wish
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 29/08/2026
Oh, I think we all know the answer to that
bald fraud Howard Webb telling VAR to change Saliba's yellow to a red at Bournemouth
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 22/08/2026
Fair warning, though, Owlcat's a slop factory now :(
tweet from Owlcat Games on Mar 2, 2024

"We use AI as a working tool for our future project, which is in the early stages of production right now.

"AI will be used exclusively for additional work with concepts and speeding up some internal processes (for example, for creative search, inspiration, or vision coordination before starting conceptualization itself)."
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 21/08/2026
Probably just a timing issue, but Steam's still showing it under Xbox. I'm holding off until that's update so I can be for-sure for sure.
Keeper on Steam showing Publisher still being Xbox Game Studios
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 17/08/2026
"utilizes automation" = AI Hard pass.
screenshot from BEEKDiPP's About page, stating that they use AI:

Why We Are Different

We believe the future of game development isn't just about AI or just about manual sculpting, it is about the intelligent orchestration of both. We provide the technical infrastructure that allows your team to scale without the bloat, ensuring that elite-level fidelity is achievable, sustainable, and, most importantly, affordable.
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 14/08/2026
"Jason figured it out?" meme from The Good Place with "Joe Rogan" in place of "Jason"

three panels of a white-haired white man in a suit standing next to a brown-haired white woman.

first panel:  man, incredulously: "Joe Rogan figured it out?"

second panel:  man:  "Joe Rogan?  This is a real low point."

third panel:  man: "Yeah, this one hurts."
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 10/08/2026
goose chasing guy meme asking "why not start with Liverpool?"
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 10/08/2026
Lujanne the moon elf illusionist from the Dragon Prince who fed the main characters grubs glamoured to look like food, with a speech bubble running off the bottom of the image
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 05/08/2026
cover art for Stark Holborn's Nunslinger book 1

a stereotypical Catholic nun holds up a smoking revolver in each hand
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 03/08/2026
It's gotta be Kelley Jones, right? As for why, I mean... just look! I can't imagine anyone mistaking his work for anyone else's.
a page from Batman & Dracula: Red Rain.

Batman stands in a forest, appearing inhumanly tall and thin, cloaked in his own shadows, with his jagged-edged cape draped over both arms and swirling about his legs and feet, all hidden in shadow.  his costume ears are long and thin, and his hands seem to end in claws.  nothing can be seen of his face but the two white eyes peering out from his surrounding glooma page from The Sandman #17, Dream is speaking with Calliope.  like Batman in the prior image, he seems to carry deep shadow with him, clinging to his body, wrapping around him like the tattered jagged robe/cloak he's wearingcover art for Aliens: Hive #1.  a starkly-shadowed buff-ass xenomorph crouches atop a woman that its holding down to the floor of some kinda Frankenstein-esque laboratory with one claw while it holds the other above her head menacingly.  it's spiny tail curls around them bothcover art for Swamp Thing volume 6, #5.

Swampy sits on a thrown of plants, leering down over three humans who are thrashing against a pile of thorny vines that have entangled them.  deep shadows cling to his body, thrown by his sharply defined muscles as well as vine-like growths running between his head, shoulders, and chest.
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 27/07/2026
I mean, yeah, they didn't do it in the strip itself, but Gabe definitely had opinions with regard to The Discourse: www.penny-arcade.com/news/post/20...
the last bit of Gabe's post about The Oddysey:

"Honestly, I don’t even know what historical accuracy means in this context. This is a fantasy story with witches, monsters and Gods. If you are big mad about someone's skin color you can eat shit and hair."
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 02/07/2026
I love how all the Steam Machine discourse is just Poster 1: "I don't understand who this is for!" Poster 2: "People who want a clean easy solution to play PC games on their TV" Poster 1: "Just put a mid-tower in your living room, it's cheaper!" And you just know Poster 1 is living this meme:
twitter post from @kathasty, 12 Dec 2018

"guys really live in apartments like this and don't see any issue"

photo shows a mostly empty plain beige-painted, beige-carpeted apartment living room with no furniture other than a single leather recliner and a media stand with a tv and a videogame console
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 13/06/2026
old rich men laughing meme with text "and then he asked if Rodri would get a yellow"
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 08/06/2026
I could only manage the double, and I'm disgusted by the attack, but I went 38-0-0! ⚽🏆
Results from a "perfect" 38-0-0.com run.

38 W, 0 D, 0 L, 114 pts

"GOAT"
"THE DOUBLE" (League winner and "National Cup" (FA Cup), missed out on League Cup and European Cup)

3-5-2 formation

GK: K. Schmeichel (Leicester City 2018) - 83
CB: Tony Adams (Arsenal 1998) - 88
CB: Gabriel (Arsenal 2026) - 90
CB: John Terry (Chelsea 2005) - 90
LM: P. Aubameyan (Arsenal 2022) - 85
CM: S. Tonali (Newcastle 2024) - 86
CM: Eric Cantona (Man U 1994) - 90
CM: M. Özil (Arsenal 2015) - 86
RM: M. Salah (Liverpool 2020) - 90
ST: H. Kane (💩 2022) - 90
ST: 🐍 van Persie (Man U 2015) - 88

Not shown on this graphic:

PotS: John Terry
Top Scorer: Eric Cantona (34 goals)
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 07/06/2026
According to the leaks, the stripes do just stop mid-arm like that:
Footyheadlines leak of Arsenal 26-27 long-sleeve away
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 05/06/2026
😎⚽🏆
Results screen of a nearly-perfect (1 goal allowed) Sete a Zero run.  seed #19PHWTF

CHAMPION
7-0
PERFECT RUN · UNBEATEN

19 Goals For, 1 Goal Against, 89 Overall Team Score, 7 Wins (Unbeaten)

1 Neuer 🇩🇪 GER 2014
2 McGrain 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 SCO 1982
3 González 🇨🇷 CRC 2014
5 Figueroa 🇨🇱 CHI 1974
15 Schlotterbeck 🇩🇪 2026
10 Platini 🇫🇷 FRA 1986
17 Golovin 🇷🇺 RUS 2018
10 Messi 🇦🇷 ARG 2026
10 Sneijder 🇳🇱 NED 2010
7 Raúl 🇪🇸 ESP 2002
12 Henry 🇫🇷 FRA 2002

★ RECORD CRUSHER
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 05/06/2026
tweet from Zack Fox in 2018.

"this how the photos be lookin in headline when a white man kills his entire family"

above a photo of a man, woman, and child having a grand old time on a jet ski
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 01/06/2026
One for @arsecannonpics.bsky.social from City Park in Denver, CO
A gigantic brown cannon on concrete supports on a sunny day in the park.

11-inch Dahlgren cannon Number 215 from the American Civil War.  Manufactured by Cyrus Alger & Company in 1862, this piece was carried aboard USS Canandaigua
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 22/05/2026
Perfect!
confirmation screen from the Google Docs poll

"PL medals for former players

Your response has been recorded.

Submit another response"
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 21/05/2026
And what's that Mikel's holding?
Thomas Frank holding an Arsenal cup
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 06/05/2026
Masters of the Universe logo but it says "Master & Commander Oceans are now battlefields"
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 05/05/2026
burger king logo but it says "Burger King of the Jews" with the tagline below reading "Have it Yahweh"
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 16/04/2026
Reading Sharpe's Waterloo like Cavalry: *exists* Prince of Orange:
surprised pikachu meme
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 10/04/2026
the Folgers incest siblings
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 16/03/2026
DLSS 5 On
A white pen drips with blood and text reads "Write a horror story using only 3 words".
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 06/03/2026
Is that Hincapie or Flamini?
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 05/03/2026
TJ's eggwich is menacing Ripley from Alien 3
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 12/02/2026
Was it this guy?
Tactics Tim Sherwood
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 11/02/2026
shit take mushroom comic from @rustycartoons.bsky.social with an added speech bubble across the bottom of the image
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 05/02/2026
I need a young Culdcept and an old Culdcept. The power of cards compels you!
splash screen from the Culdcept BEGINS announcement trailersplash screen from the Culdcept The First announcement trailer
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 27/01/2026
cartoon of an anthropomorphized mushroom with its hands on its hips and a speech bubble extending beyond the bottom frame of the image, encapsulating the quoted post.  a label above the 'shroom says "SHIT TAKE MUSHROOM"

the image was edited (speech bubble added) from @rustycartoons.bsky.social's original
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 14/01/2026
LOL, my Switch is basically just a Xenoblade & pixel puzzle machine, apparently.
Brawler's 2017-2025 most played Switch games from the 2025 Nintendo "wrapped".  There's a ton of Xenoblade and Picross games.Brawler's 2017-2025 most played Switch games from the 2025 Nintendo "wrapped".  There's a ton of Xenoblade and Picross games.  This time total hours played are shown.  The numbers are generally large.
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 28/12/2025
Yes, but then also...
a Final Fantasy VIII comic strip by @stjepansejic.bsky.social

Panel 1: Squall and Quistis face off against a behemoth

Quistis: "Squall, stop attacking and take care of Rinoa!"

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Panel 2: close-up of Quistis peering over her glasses

Quistis: "I'll handle this!"

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Panel 3: close-up of Squall

Squall: "Are you sure?  I got a Renzokuken on standby here!"

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Panel 4: another close-up of Quistis, looking a little scary, with a UI indicator showing Quistis using the "devour" skill

Quistis: "I'm sure!  Besides... it's CHOW TIME!"

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Panels 5, 6, 7:  Incremental zooming into Squall's frightened face, culminating in an extreme close-up of his eye, reflecting the silhouette of Quistis swallowing the entire behemoth in one go

sound effects across all three panels:  OM NOM NOM CRUNCH CHEW

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Panel 8:  Squall sitting against a tree trunk hugging his knees, clearly disturbed

off-panel (presumably Quistis): "Squaaall!"
off-panel (presumably Rinoa):  "Where is he?"
off-panel (presumably Quistis): "I don't know, he ran away after the battle."

Squall's thought bubbles:  "Baby chocobos... baby chocobos... baby chocobos..."a Final Fantasy VIII comic strip by @stjepansejic.bsky.social

Panel 1: Quistis holding her whip in both hands, looking super determined, with a UI indicator showing her selecting "blue magic"

Quistis: "That's it!"

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Panel 2:  Squall in the background looking with approval at Quistis, who has both arms raised in the air and a nauseous look on her face.  a UI indicator shows she's using the blue magic skill "bad breath"

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Panel 3:  Quistis opens her mouth and spews forth a noxious cloud of green gas and flies, horrifying Squall in the process

sound effect: BLERGHHHHHH

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Panel 4:  close-up of Squall's horrified face, side-eyeing Quistis off-panel

Squall's thoughts:  "Why am I so distant?  I've seen things..."
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 16/12/2025
Steam Replay time! Obviously has chunks of non-Steam gaming missing (Xenoblade Chronicles X DE (April) and Xenoblade 3 Future Redeemed (June) on Switch and Final Fantasy Explorers (November) on AYN Thor), but it's still a fun little look back at the year. s.team/y25/ptjppr?l...
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 02/11/2025
Looks like 2.
Wikipedia table showing the first 10 league results for Chelsea's 04-05 season.  only two goals conceded, one to Southampton in a win, and one to City in a loss
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 21/10/2025
It's just AI slop.
wasitai.com screenshot showing this stupid fucking slop-ass meme is stupid fucking AI slop
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 20/10/2025
Same energy
Mega Man fighting the Yellow Devil boss
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 12/10/2025
Same energy.
alamy stock image of a couple of surimi krab sticks with a single green leaf of something (arugula?) next to them
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 11/10/2025
AI.
a screenshot from wasitai.com indicating the the anti-fascist frog "HOP"/HOPE meme image is almost certainly AI generated
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 26/09/2025
Oh look, they did it again.
an alteration of @rustycartoons.bsky.social's Shit Take Mushroom cartoon from 9/18/2025.

A happy looking spotted-capped cartoon mushroom with his hands on his hips.  A speech bubble extends below him to the bottom edge of the image, encompassing whatever is quote-posted with this image.  A banner above him reads "SHIT TAKE MUSHROOM"
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 25/09/2025
big white block text on a black background:

"WE ASK EVERYONE OUTSIDE OF THE CAR TO BE SAFE SO THAT DRIVERS CAN BE DANGEROUS"

smaller white block text below that:

"THAT'S THE ENTIRETY OF OUR APPROACH TO ROAD SAFETY"

below that, a white logo consisting of a silhouette of a person standing with the text "ROVELO CREATIVE" imposed over it
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 23/09/2025
Normal/Dark Mr. Incredible meme.

Normal caption: "People who don't know"

Dark caption:  "People who know..."
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 12/09/2025
Kyle, you're better than this. Don't give us this weak take. One side is objectively worse than the other, and they won't give an inch in this fight. Maybe do a segment on the Paradox of Tolerance?
a comic with a man in the middle holding up a sign saying "compromise?" between a bunch of oppressed/marginalized folks on one side with a "we want civil rights" sign and a bunch of hooded and robed klansmen on the other with a sign saying "we want to kill black people"
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 03/09/2025
screencap of some christian whackjob on TV captioned "Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me."
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 02/09/2025
About 3 hours in and I'm definitely enjoying Lost Soul Aside. And while performance isn't great, I can deal with that. I just wish it had proper ultrawide support. Or at least a dedicated Fullscreen mode where I could set it to a 16:9 aspect ratio without having to mess with my desktop resolution.
a screenshot from Lost Soul Aside, in 21:9 ultrawide aspect ratio, showing how the game just cuts off vertically to fill the screen at this aspect ratio rather than adding more visibility horizontally
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 01/09/2025
(images from @paperbackparadise.bsky.social)
Paperback Paradise parody book cover, "Thinking About Swords" by Debra Sorrness

A woman in a sweater in the foreground, facing forward, and a man in a checked shirt and khakis in the background facing away.

"A new age method of cerebral repair and rejuvenation"

"SWORDS
- beautiful
- bad ass
- killed all the dragons

many sword drawings included!"A Paperback Paradise parody book cover, "Who Got the Longest Sword?" by Pirth Rasslemin

A man in armor holding up a real long sword while riding a big ol' cat in the foreground, facing back towards

Three figures on a sand dune facing the guy with the long-ass sword.  Two of them have pathetic little baby swords of their own, while the other is wearing robes and holding a staff or cane

"The only quest that matters"

"This is not a penis thing it's about swords"

"'Not about holding your own penis.' - Realms Magazine"

"Warning: Not about a man's penis."
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Brawler Yukon @brawleryukon.com · 18/08/2025
Patrick O'Brian had a character remember it quite differently.
a photo of a Kobo ereader displaying a yellow-highlighted passage from Patrick O'Brian's "The Thirteen-Gun Salute" (book 13 of the Aubrey-Maturin novels), presenting a conversation between two characters, Captain Jack Aubrey, and a young midshipman named Fleming.  Jack begins,

"What do you know about the last American war?"

"Not very much, sir, except that the French and Spaniards joined in and were finely served out for doing so."

"Very true.  Do you know how it began?"

"Yes, sir.  It was about tea, which they did not choose to pay duty on.  They called out 'No reproduction without copulation' and tossed it into Boston harbour."
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