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Sam Blankman FRIED

@brave-ill-toaster.bsky.social
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My burner account for venting my inner base.

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Christen Rexing, PhD, MPH @christenrexing.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Crosstich that reads: fuck you I won’t do what you tell me
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Sam Blankman FRIED @brave-ill-toaster.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
What do you think of Invincible season 3 so far?
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Sam Blankman FRIED @brave-ill-toaster.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Fuck Kid Rock.
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Sam Blankman FRIED @brave-ill-toaster.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Everytime you like this post I will be reminded to take a THC gummy. #420
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Sam Blankman FRIED @brave-ill-toaster.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
😮‍💨 Well having Blue Sky not have redundant political takes was fun for like the 5 days it lasted.
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Sam Blankman FRIED @brave-ill-toaster.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I mean, can we at least all agree to "socialize" Healthcare? You can still keep all your silly indoctrinated political beliefs, but Jesus Christ have some nuance.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
What's That Smell (rerun)

a man is sitting in a chair grimacing, his brow furrowed. "What's that smell?" he exclaims. 

He looks up at the walls of his house, which are bleeding, and, exasperatedly says "oh great my house died."

He begins angrily kicking the wall and says "that's just perfect"

The house is now bleeding profusely, especially from the hole that he kicked in it.
"Stupid house was supposed to have another three years on it."
The wall of the house lets out a faint scream "eeeeeeeeeeeeee", revealing that it is not fully dead yet and has a little life in it still.
"Oh good," the man says. "It's screaming. Guess I'll have to get my gun."
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ᗩTᒪᗩS TᗩᒪOS 🌈 @atlastalos.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
cats got it figured out man, people have to get somebody else to lick their butthole
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I love art
Pretty illustration of a pink guillotine with flowers and text reading “reward them for the world they created”
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Sam Blankman FRIED @brave-ill-toaster.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Follow me, NOW
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Sam Blankman FRIED @brave-ill-toaster.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Please, for the love of God, get me on the Talk Twua podcast.
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Sam Blankman FRIED @brave-ill-toaster.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
The Goosebumps theme played before every time the President addresses the people. Current and soon to be.
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Sam Blankman FRIED @brave-ill-toaster.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
No thanks, I'd rather nut.
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Sam Blankman FRIED @brave-ill-toaster.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Fuck your Spotify wrap up, what's your Spotify ROLL UP?
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ice cube is making a funny face in a kitchen with his eyes closed .
ALT: ice cube is making a funny face in a kitchen with his eyes closed .
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Sam Blankman FRIED @brave-ill-toaster.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
How do you make money on this app?
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Sam Blankman FRIED @brave-ill-toaster.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
😭 All he wanted was to unite 🤝 health.
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Sam Blankman FRIED @brave-ill-toaster.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
My one regret since being in a relationship is dating someone named "Stacy", and having an excuse to reference her mom as "Stacy's Mom".
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God @thegodshow.com · 04/12/2024
All the world needs now is love. That, and a big damn enema.
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Sam Blankman FRIED @brave-ill-toaster.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
@barbrastreisand.bsky.social Diary of a Mad Black Woman is GOATED.
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Sam Blankman FRIED @brave-ill-toaster.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Jesus Christ Superstar is my role play identity.
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Sam Blankman FRIED @brave-ill-toaster.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
If you get this post to 200K likes, I will quit my job today and provide proof...
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Sam Blankman FRIED @brave-ill-toaster.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
FUCK MY JOB!!!!
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Sam Blankman FRIED @brave-ill-toaster.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
When you spread them cheeks to let that stuck turd free.
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Sam Blankman FRIED @brave-ill-toaster.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I have been cast to play Margaret Cho's roommate in the Cho biopic, celebrate me. It's titled "Cho me the Funny" #comedy
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Sam Blankman FRIED @brave-ill-toaster.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Why is politics so enticing? Half the shit has like 0.5-7% effect on our day to day lives.
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Sam Blankman FRIED @brave-ill-toaster.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I still hate my FUCKING JOB!!!!!!!!
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Sam Blankman FRIED @brave-ill-toaster.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Wait, what???
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Lee Jae-myung, Leader of South Korea's Democratic Party, live-streamed himself scaling the walls of the National Assembly to bypass military barricades so that he could vote to overturn the President's martial law.
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Sam Blankman FRIED @brave-ill-toaster.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
A live action Care Bears movie would be horrific.
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Sam Blankman FRIED @brave-ill-toaster.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I love Pringles more than I love myself.
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Sam Blankman FRIED @brave-ill-toaster.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Do you believe in GOD? Be honest, why/why not?
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Sam Blankman FRIED @brave-ill-toaster.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I FUCKING HATE MY JOB!!!!!!!
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