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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social

@bratwurstsbud.bsky.social
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Future former loser. Winner of multiple Presidential Fitness Awards. Writing about food and alcohol. I fucking hate these motherfuckers.

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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I feel like I'm losing my mind.
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The Original Hot Wheels Commercials!
YouTube video by Hot Wheels Garage
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
One vote for Tie Your Mother Down: Gong. Pseudo Asian welcome riff. Ascendant studio work. (You're awake, but not ready to get up.) Brian blasts off with a stuttering ripper. Roger crashes and thunders. Deacon chugs Freddie sings about drowning someone's brother if it interferes with fucking.
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Not in a world where John Goodman exists.
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My boy, Steven Cheung.
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Marmaduke.
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
EA is like Originalism in that it sounds like a reasonable ethos, but it's actually a mechanism for psychopaths to get whatever outcome they want.
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can of Norm.
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"who gives a shit? he's gone."
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Am I high? Why don't Democrats just say, "We'll pass a bill to get you $5000 and dare Donald Trump to veto it."
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wonder if he got her password and this is how he's breaking up with her.
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Infield in, baby!
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't even think grocery stores play new pop or country music, do they? Like, I thought grocery-core was a thing? Six Pence None the Richer, Natalie Imbruglia, Toad the Wet Sprocket, things of that nature.
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also, I've never heard this song and when I said it the first time, I more meant it like, "Wow. Music distribution sure isn't like it was when I was a kid!" It's not cultural cache, it's just that streaming music has completely changed the landscape.
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The rest of us figured out a version of this when we played "When Your Heartstrings Break" for our friends and they didn't really care for it. Turns out music is a subjective experience.
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Does the husband get to retain the trad-wife's vote in the divorce?
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Holy fuck. I cannot unsee Mamdani as Bugs Bunny.
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
INSIDE!
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But she wears sunglasses!
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is hitting me especially hard. I told my client I don't do finish. And yet, somehow I am. And somehow we also moved from prefin to raw Birch ply for everything, so I'm staining and finishing.
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"it was the way he’d been taught to raise kids, after all. It made sense." Did it make sense?
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Great handle, btw.
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Didn't we all, buddy?
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Okay, but you're going to have to tell them.
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Normal people: This is neat! So many Troys! Blaine, Minnesota, sighting! Yay!!! People from Butte:
static.klipy.com
Begbie Trainspotting
Alt: Begbie Trainspotting
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah, didn't think I needed to say it. It's fucking Butte!
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Plains, MT is about a thousand people. This is slop.
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dem strategists be like, "What if we eat fruit and sing FOR you until we get a super majority in 2048?"
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
At the Republican National Convention?
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
William F. Buckley and a chunkier Reese Witherspoon.
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I guess that makes sense, because it won't work but it will will piss off Democratic voters. Very on brand for Durbin.
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fondling bovines impassionately?
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I didn't believe this was a real quote because I'm stupid.
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Frodo: All Right, Then. Keep Your Secrets.
ALT: Frodo: All Right, Then. Keep Your Secrets.
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I love that website.
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
How I think the ballots should look: "Drive-By Truckers on everyone or maybe just, DBT."
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I think I'm losing my mind because I'm pretty hung up on the goose quacking instead of honking.
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Oh, you're opposed to Generative AI? Well, what if your phone was Jar Jar Binks? What now?
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm a little embarrassed it took me so long to realize who Ross reminded me of.
Beaky Buzzard
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
🤙 I live in the Kalispell area, so feel free to hit me up if you want any more recs while you're there.
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Jump from Old Bridge in Bigfork. Burgertown in Bigfork-Grab a Tippie Canoe (Classic no frills chili dog) Bird and Billy in Kalispell for coffee and Bocadillos. (Bergen Airport recommended) Not sure exactly what you're looking for, but that's a start.
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It's a prettier drive. Old Salt in Helena-Smashburgers made from local beef. Blackfoot Brewing in Helena-Their IPA is probably the most beloved in the state. Trixies in Ovando-Great Montana Bar Copper Queen in Helmville-Also great Montana Bar. Might run into the farmer who raised Old Salt beef.
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
*or Missoula
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Are you going through Seeley Lake or Bozeman?
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Michael Tracey gonna be hosting CBS Sunday Morning in 6 months. All the gorgeous baby boys.
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Andy Pages has a face, man.
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Completely deranged behavior.
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
At this point in the conversation, I don't want to shit on the foam posit designer because at least they were trying something. But trying to make that a retro skate shoe is some absolutely deranged capitalist bullshit.
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Shoes with nonexistent nostalgia.
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Holy shit. I hadn't ever seen the AM95. What in the actual fuck?
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bratwurstsbud.bsky.social @bratwurstsbud.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Goddamn it. Yeah. that's right.
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