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Brandon Rhoades

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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Take out Los Angeles? Take out San Diego? Fuck you Nebraska! Fuck you 🟠 No one will miss you. Period. Full stop.
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Are we surprised that 🟠 says he “feels badly” for the 7 accused Cornell gang rapists?
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🤔 Interesting.
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shot…news…shot…news…
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Take A Shot
ALT: Take A Shot
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lock and load. It’s time to defend democracy. It’s time to stand up for America.
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Go fuck yourself Pete Hegseth.” - Matthew 6:5
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Feel so much more at ease knowing my roofers will bounce to safety if they fall off.
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m growing increasingly concerned about the wildlife and environmental impacts of the thunderous applause and shouts of joy around the world when Donald J. Trump dies. 
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Instead of regulating my diet, you know, the thing that could kill me, I’m just changing the name to “food thing.”
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trump can “SI.” He can FSI too. FUCKING SHOVE IT!
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The right is dismissing bad polls as a “psyop” now. 🙄 Maybe your crying about “psyops” is the psyop.
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kicking out the bots, one by one. Seriously. Post something original.
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve seen enough movies to know that the people that die in movies haven’t watched enough movies. Take a lesson.
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Truth.
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
SUPER INTELLIGENCE! 
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Wile E Coyote Super Genius
ALT: Wile E Coyote Super Genius
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He’s a baaaaaaaaad boy.
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Predator in Chief.
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Presidents have very little influence over fuel prices, but they can FUCK THE COMPLETELY.
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We aren’t even “regulating” human monsters. How the hell are we going to regulate the digital ones?
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We have successfully prosecuted parents for their negligence resulting in their children’s violent crimes. Will we be able to do the same for AI developers? Where’s the legislation? Make THEM accountable. That’s the first guardrail.
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How many “AI kills humanity” screenplays do you think are in the works right now? What if AI is writing them? 🫪
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Now that the day of remembrance has passed and the 9/11 nuts are coming out of the woodworks, as they do each year, here’s the truth you are all searching for… Bush was a fucking idiot that ignored the signs and warnings and ALLOWED the American people to be hurt so he could start an illegal war.
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And on this day let us remember the radical religious zealous that killed thousands and thousands.
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dozy Don Disgraces Day of Remembrance
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In other news: Fascist authoritarian cult pledges loyalty oath and swears to cheating the next election.
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
How much would you sell your COUNTRY for? How much would you sell your FREEDOM for? How do you feel living next to someone that WOULD?
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Anyone out there want to produce a cartoonish video of Mark Carney flying over the Trump administration dropping “loads” of maple syrup all over everyone?
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Brandon Rhoades @brandonrhoades.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Someone with a better shot than me can get a twofer if they just tried.
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