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Brandon

@brandonpdx.bsky.social
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South Jersey born and raised, DC shaped, Portland now. Unfortunately talk about Philly too much.

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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 7h
I find it hilarious that as all of Philly sports is collapsing (save us Sixers??!!), the union have become an unstoppable force with the best stretch of soccer in league history
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 7h
Dodgers stadium is dead silent hahah
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Just don’t give the ball to cook whatever you do
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hahahahah mcvay deserves that for getting too conservative
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’m sorry but Big Dom going off the plane from London as the keynote for the Philadelphia Democratic Party and saying that they’re going to fix the eagles is an all time moment. I can’t stop laughing
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What a hilarious and stupid and great day of football. That Tua pass had me cackling
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Seattle/ San Fran isn’t even the same sport as eagles/jaguars this morning
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think we all have to reevaluate how much we care about the eagles
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
‘We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of answers’- this eagles offense
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ah shit. Just a little more air or a little shorter pass
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The nfl is so clearly rigged haha
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
All Cooper does is catch touchdowns
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Look at lampkin lead the way!!
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Running a 4th and 1 shotgun inside run with three new offensive linemen is a choice
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He wasn’t even close to that first down what were they looking at haha
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hahaha a third down conversion!!!
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
10/10 start no notes
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lmao this team is a disaster
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh that’s just an awesome playcall in Lexington. Love it
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Herbie sounds asleep lmao
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Elite, elite day of college football
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This Oregon UCLA game is the most stupid game in the world. Love it
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
FSU being up 14-0, 4th and goal from the two, and then giving up 28 straight points is absolute perfection
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Choosing your own opponent seems like the dumbest idea of all time. It’s a total lose-lose
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Honestly though good for the brewers. Been a top notch franchise for a few years now. Proper NLCS
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man that was a foot away from an all time padres moment. Baseball is cruel
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Padres-brewers is real baseball. Dodgers Braves was extremely fake
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What Jurgens did in that Super Bowl season was legendary and deserves all of the praise. He cant move anymore and has been one of the worst lineman in football. We have eyes, we can see it
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Man bringing back Mattingly would just be a disaster. I would take literally anyone else. Don’t blame Cora for not wanting to torch his reputation with an old and bad team
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did hukporti tear his Achilles???
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My biggest non snarky take about why sirianni should be fired is that over the past 4 years, since Steichen, if the offensive line hasn’t dominated, they don’t have any answer. 0/12 on third downs is emblematic
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He was in bounds!!!!
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That was their chance to kill the game
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What the hell guys
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Defense holding on by duct tape. Offense needs to do something
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Please avoid the third quarter slump
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You know you have a great team when your punter is your mvp
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ugh this offense is terrible
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Are you kidding me????? Cooper!!!!!!!
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That hot mic was hilarious
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What a boneheaded move from the Cincy player
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The vibes in Corvallis could not be more immaculate
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My god, the beavers have an offense. I know CSU has the worst defense of all time, but this is great
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The dodgers going with sale in game 3 is one of the most self destructing things I’ve ever seen in postseason baseball
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t mind the 7 team postseason, but the week bye really does hurt the better team. Will be interesting to see what happens the rest of the day. I could see the dodgers being the only better seed to win
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well the Phillies season is over. It was a weird year. Alternated being good every other month. It’s always the offense. They really need to figure that out
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phillies are who we thought they are
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Costas and Votto are brutal on nbc, holy crap what is this
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m fine with Nola tonight. Let’s roll!
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Brandon @brandonpdx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t mind Nola at all tonight. He’s shoved this year. Get 2-3 innings, one time through the order. Wheeler comes in for 4, luzardo 1 if his shoulder is ok, get it to Duran. The offense just need to hit
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