Brandon Pace @brandonpace.bsky.social · 29/05/2025I picked up all the fixings to make Chicago style hot dogs except forgot the veggie dogs. Is a Chicago dog without the dog just called a Chicago? 010
Brandon Pace @brandonpace.bsky.social · 13/04/2025I did something super important: I wrote down the name for 'penis' in 25 different languages. 010
Brandon Pace @brandonpace.bsky.social · 30/03/2025A natural 1 is a critical failure which is the opposite of good, and when rolling at advantage you get an extra roll and use the better of the two rolls, but I rolled ANOTHER 1 using a twenty sided die which is really hard to do! 110
Brandon Pace @brandonpace.bsky.social · 30/03/2025I just rolled a natural 1 on a D&D roll which I had advantage on. How is your day going? 140
Brandon Pace @brandonpace.bsky.social · 17/03/2025media.tenor.coma bald man wearing glasses is sitting in front of a wall and says `` no ... and you can 't make me '' .ALT: a bald man wearing glasses is sitting in front of a wall and says `` no ... and you can 't make me '' . 110
Brandon Pace @brandonpace.bsky.social · 15/03/2025media.tenor.coma man in a tuxedo and red cape holds a pair of scissors to his headALT: a man in a tuxedo and red cape holds a pair of scissors to his head 010
Brandon Pace @brandonpace.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Took a stroll along the inner trails at Sharon Woods. It was nice and peaceful until this Canadian started giving me the stink eye! 030
Brandon Pace @brandonpace.bsky.social · 11/03/2025My immediate thought: youtu.be/4vuW6tQ0218?...youtu.beMonty Python - Dead ParrotYouTube video by Caio Badner 110
Brandon Pace @brandonpace.bsky.social · 09/03/2025The best part about the time change is that I can start a walk after 6pm and still see the sun when I'm finished! 030
Brandon Pace @brandonpace.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Is it weird to eat sardines and oyster crackers out of a bowl like cereal? 010
Brandon Pace @brandonpace.bsky.social · 23/02/2025lol, I assumed that wasn't the oringal song, but also didn't know you were not the one to edit it! 110
Brandon Pace @brandonpace.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Lol she was giving a polite smile at first, and then putting her hand over her mouth to hide a laugh! For the record I like the song... 110
Brandon Pace @brandonpace.bsky.social · 23/02/2025You can smell Jamie Lee Curtis' dissapointment. 110
Brandon Pace @brandonpace.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Oops, I've been touching exclusively green owls 😰 010
Brandon Pace @brandonpace.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I did not watch the Superbowl. Now I'm swiping through multiple posts about how good or bad the half time show was, but not one mention of who won the game. As of writing this I still don't know. 120
Brandon Pace @brandonpace.bsky.social · 26/01/2025I want to start leaning towards using this first myself 000
Brandon Pace @brandonpace.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Are you mad because Shane won't order you pizza? 100
Brandon Pace @brandonpace.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Yay woke up to no power! I guess I'll just sit here and stare at my computer screen. 010
Brandon Pace @brandonpace.bsky.social · 01/01/2025I better start causing harm before my account gets banned! 110
Brandon Pace @brandonpace.bsky.social · 01/01/2025I like both, but wish the masses would hurry up and pick one! 000
Brandon Pace @brandonpace.bsky.social · 05/12/2024A tree fell over right outside my apartment. Glad I didn't happen to walk that way last night! 030
Brandon Pace @brandonpace.bsky.social · 25/11/2024media.tenor.coma silhouette of a person in a room with a green backgroundALT: a silhouette of a person in a room with a green background 010
Brandon Pace @brandonpace.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Why do I picture you saying 'I'm only human. Not a machine.' in a monotone, robotic voice? 110
Brandon Pace @brandonpace.bsky.social · 14/09/2023Watched it last night after work, it was a great episode! 010
Brandon Pace @brandonpace.bsky.social · 08/09/2023Build a mosquito army and take over a small country. 120
