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Brandon Millman

@brandonmillman.com
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Still looking for media work (radio/TV guy on forced hiatus). Voted Madison's next top ambivert & your new best friend. Just the guy who does the thing. Once featured in The Washington Post Magazine. TV lover.

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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 11h
He's just feeling nostalgic for home, having grown up relatively close to this...
Noel's Pee Pee Gas & Mini-Mart

PEE PEE GASPee Pee Creek
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 29/09/2026
SPORTSBALL
We can kick right through the basket for a home run!
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 27/09/2026
Aside from the Notre Dame win a few years ago in South Bend, Marshall football has been nothing BUT yikes for a good while now. (yes, even counting their successful '24 campaign). At least I was there to see that last decent game.
TOUCHDOWN BRANDON in the shadow of TOUCHDOWN JESUSMarshall 26
Notre Dame 21

FINAL
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 26/09/2026
Lola. #CatsOfBluesky
Lola
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 25/09/2026
Unpopular(?) opinion: the Easter egg bit is derivative & tiresome if you're doing it for EVERYTHING you do.
As a Swift fan who has ridden this wave for nearly 20 years, I am tired, frustrated, and annoyed. There’s a kind of mindwarp you can fall into as a Swiftie (I reluctantly use that title because of the political valence it’s taken on in recent years by the Target-and-Starbucks Ashleys of the world), where it’s tempting to believe her self-authored mythology as a “mastermind” who is always thinking ten steps ahead, doing everything with intention and leaving clues along the way.
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 25/09/2026
who, me?
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 25/09/2026
u okay jif?
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 23/09/2026
Yes, but...
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 21/09/2026
"Bonjourrrrrrrrr, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys."
capitulation
noun [ C or U ]
us  /kəˌpɪtʃ.əˈleɪ.ʃən/ uk  /kəˌpɪtʃ.əˈleɪ.ʃən/

the act of accepting defeat:
To withdraw the remaining troops would have been a humiliating capitulation.
Some say withdrawal of the military forces represented a capitulation to terrorism.
 
an occasion when someone unwillingly accepts or agrees to do something:
We are seeing hopelessness and capitulation among investors.
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 19/09/2026
New classy af billboard in my village within the last week. Good work, Schober Outdoor Advertising. 🙄
Horizontal elevated outdoor billboard, with an AI-generated American flag on the left and AI-generated Thin Blue Line American Flag on the right as the background.

Text: DO THESE FLAGS MAKE YOU FEEL IMMENSELY PROUD? NO? THEN GO FIND ONE THAT DOES. LIVE THERE.

Proudly Celebrate AMERICA 250 (logo)
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 19/09/2026
Sean Connery is giving you a thumbs-up.
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 18/09/2026
Hey, if you find the path, will you share the map?
This image appears to be a "Captain Canada" parody design that combines the iconic circular shield of Marvel's Captain America with a white Canadian maple leaf on a blue and red target background.
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 14/09/2026
Abe Vigoda is dead
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 08/09/2026
Alexander Pierce: "Society's at a tipping point between order and chaos."
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 05/09/2026
Well, after today's (and this week's) of someone I know making big headlines for all the wrong reasons, I guess this is wildly appropriate now...
Tyra Banks: "I was rooting for you, we were all rooting for you! How dare you?!"
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 03/09/2026
The motto of the Cincinnati Reds ownership group:
Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn: "No matter how far out of first we are, it's cool."
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 29/08/2026
Truly, my magnum opus. #CatsOfBluesky
Surprised Bruno is surprised.
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 27/08/2026
West Virginia contestant this season!
Name: Maggie Nestor
Age: 40
Hometown: Middleway, W.Va.
Current Residence: Charlestown, W.Va.
Occupation: Farmer
3 Words to Describe You: Joyful, intentional, Redneck
Why do you want to be part of Survivor?: I’ve loved Survivor since I was 15. I’ve been watching for 25 years and waiting for this opportunity of a lifetime.
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 25/08/2026
Lola has threatened to smother me. #CatsOfBluesky
Lola the Orange, who has backs that ass up to cover my lower face. If I don't make it, tell my wife I love her very much.
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 24/08/2026
You're hitting the booze again, huh?
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 14/08/2026
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 12/08/2026
White Sox Pope Hat or Wisconsin Democracy?
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 11/08/2026
Newsmax figured it out? Newsmax? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts.
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 11/08/2026
I had an in-person job interview yesterday... the second one for that gig. I have an introductory phone call for another job early next week. Please clap. I'm tired.
Yours truly, wearing glasses.
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 05/08/2026
Welp.
Avocados from Mexico

Always Good
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 01/08/2026
More than four years of all-news radio turned into a well-rounded TV & radio news career, spanning markets large and small. Now I'm hungry for my next starring role, hopefully in media, but definitely open to any role that appreciates my quarter-century in communications. Let's connect soon! 4/4
HIRE ME PLEASE!
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 01/08/2026
2007: I took what was then the biggest leap of my life & career to that point by moving to Los Angeles, landing what was to start a part-time gig as the afternoon drive board operator for KNX News & my permanent move into a full-time focus on broadcast journalism. 3/4
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 01/08/2026
2001: In what I made sure was no coincidence on what was the 20th anniversary of the launch of MTV, I cracked open a mic for the very first time on the radio at Marshall University's WMUL-FM. So many great years & amazing opportunities, which led to my first pro gig just three months later. 2/4
Yours truly broadcasting the memorial fountain ceremony for WMUL-FM Huntington in 2005.
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 01/08/2026
August 1st. It'll always be a significant day in my life, and for two similar, yet completely different events that have shaped my adult life, as well as my career that has officially reached the silver anniversary. 1/4
Yours truly posing at the 2006 green carpet premiere of 'We Are Marshall' in Huntington, WV.
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 28/07/2026
No.
Cartman: "Gimme that cake."Sally Struthers: [mouth full] "No, this is my cake."Cartman: "Sally Struthers, you give me that cake."Sally Struthers: "No, you can't have any."
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 21/07/2026
Oh wow. www.ft.com/content/b370...
Oracle could face more than $7bn in collateral requirements for a massive data centre in Wisconsin, after the state’s power regulator tightened credit requirements to protect households from rising electricity costs.

The Public Service Commission of Wisconsin, which is responsible for scrutinising and setting the prices the state’s utilities can charge, has declined to reconsider rules it imposed on utility We Energies, which would require Oracle to provide a $7bn letter of security at a yearly cost of more than $100mn per year.
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 18/07/2026
FIGHT THE REAL ENEMY
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 14/07/2026
I would trust the hometown Chinese restaurant that had his gem of a misspelling on its menu board for YEARS, before I trust any eatery that uses AI.
CRAD MEAT RANGOON
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 14/07/2026
What in the fresh AI hell is this Raising Cane's commercial? And the family of Chuck Norris actually approved & endorsed it? We are cooked, fam. (this is airing on at least Peacock, though I wouldn't be surprised if it has weaseled its way to other outlets)
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 04/07/2026
They will be playing
"Stars And Stripes Forever,"
hopefully not forever.
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 24/06/2026
"It's a Giant Spider Invasion of savings at Menards!"
PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL! WOOOO PACKERS!
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 23/06/2026
hashtag bucks in 6
Fiserv Forum: History in the MakingGiannis Fear the Deer
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 22/06/2026
I love @lastweektonight.com so much. This week's episode, out of context:
I'M A WILD PIG!
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 21/06/2026
Good. Now we having fun.
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 20/06/2026
How small-town has life been lately? Well, at the local Piggly Wiggly (yes), the schizo Muzak they recently installed segued from Green Day's "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)" to, I kid you not, "The Star-Spangled Banner," to, naturally, "Deeper Than the Holler" by Randy Travis.
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 20/06/2026
Wow, didn't think there were still newbies to this.
The answer's in your butt.

Everything comes down to poo!
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 18/06/2026
IT'S EUROPEAN!
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 17/06/2026
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
Kingpin, the 2003 NBC miniseries
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 13/06/2026
Happy Gotcha Day, Lola! Two years now with this absolute tour de force of a cat. #CatsOfBluesky
Lola Chalupa Gordita Crunchwrap SupremeFrom the shelter to home on the same day.She immediately asserted herself as the dominant, much to Bruno's chagrin.She is an alpha, but also a sweetie.
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 10/06/2026
Musical echolalia. I haven't been officially diagnosed with this, but in recent months, I've finally been able to put a name to the looping music that's played in my head non-stop since basically forever (and possibly other elements of it, if I'm being honest).
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 09/06/2026
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 01/06/2026
Quite an impressive feat one guy can be responsible for HBO's *two* worst shows of all time...
Let's (not) forget this incredible pile of dog shit.

No, wait, the dog shit took offense to the previous sentence. My bad.
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 01/06/2026
Torgo is cuddly now?
TORGO!
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 29/05/2026
Reach for the Stars, ICE. 🙄
HELLO BALTIMORE
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Brandon Millman @brandonmillman.com · 20/05/2026
He... he really said this? On the record? In front of a camera? Oh, come the hell on.
Allen offered to put "Comics Unleashed" on CBS at no cost, since the network was already tossing to affiliates that his company owns during the nighttime hours, he said on "CBS Mornings" Wednesday. Allen has maintained his prominent role in a struggling industry, acquiring The Weather Channel, the streaming platform Local Now, and stakes in BuzzFeed as well as CBS, ABC, NBC and Fox affiliates. 

"At the end of the day, you're throwing me an audience at 1:30 in the morning to my CBS affiliates that I own around the country," Allen said. "I said, 'save your money.'"
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