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@brandonis.online
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tired 🏳️‍🌈 he/him in brooklyn

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brandon @brandonis.online · 4h
someone i knew from college reached out through my website with a very nice letter and then i went down a linkedin and instagram rabbit hole and now i am not going to get anything else done today until i see what happened to everyone
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brandon @brandonis.online · 29/09/2026
accidentally got an espresso tonic at the coffee shop and now i am
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brandon @brandonis.online · 29/09/2026
all these super rosy polls for the dems are making me a bit 😬. still think they'll win but by a much smaller margin, and bc expectations are so high it'll be read as a disappointment. remember when zohran won with 50+% of the vote but not 60% as predicted, people were saying he underperformed?
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brandon @brandonis.online · 27/09/2026
oh i got a new tat today
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brandon @brandonis.online · 27/09/2026
the night the bear tea dance is doing fun 2000s dance punk is also the night that no one is here bc of the storm…… so sad
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brandon @brandonis.online · 24/09/2026
its my favorite time of year (jorts + hoodie weather)
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brandon @brandonis.online · 18/09/2026
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brandon @brandonis.online · 07/09/2026
*bruce springsteen voice* there's a waymo at the west indian day parade
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brandon @brandonis.online · 07/09/2026
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brandon @brandonis.online · 05/09/2026
i think he likes me :) @louiepearlman.com
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brandon @brandonis.online · 03/09/2026
the rosemont is closing. when one chaotic brooklyn gay bar dies, a new one rises. it's like when they elect a new pope.
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brandon @brandonis.online · 03/09/2026
40something married-but-open gay couple in central brooklyn. one's a creative director, the other djs. they live in the most beautiful and tastefully curated brownstone apartment you've ever seen. trips to the pines, ptown, and puerto vallarta every year. lowkey looking for a third.
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brandon @brandonis.online · 03/09/2026
what if "visiting fire island for playboy" shel silverstein kissed "closeted and hanging out at muscle beach" oliver sacks
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brandon @brandonis.online · 03/09/2026
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brandon @brandonis.online · 28/08/2026
Toad?!?!?
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brandon @brandonis.online · 26/08/2026
first dolly then tim curry, someone get eyes on miss piggy right now
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
gd she was so cool bsky.app/profile/tyra...
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brandon @brandonis.online · 25/08/2026
remember to sing for the common man
youtu.be
Dolly Parton - 05 - Sing For The Common Man
YouTube video by littlesparrow185
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brandon @brandonis.online · 25/08/2026
FUCK youtu.be/pW2TgGy5gjY?...
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Dolly Parton - I Will Always Love You (Live)
YouTube video by ShoutFactoryVEVO
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brandon @brandonis.online · 21/08/2026
okay yes i like the new crj song but that gay club beat in motivation and the video with daddies is really giving this
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brandon @brandonis.online · 21/08/2026
love looking in the mirror and remembering i have A Shelf now
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
😞
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brandon @brandonis.online · 20/08/2026
me at the nyc showing of scream, queen: my nightmare on elm street
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/08/2026
Local Music Venue An Absolute Minefield Of Ex-Boyfriends theonion.com/local-music-venue-an-a…
Local Music Venue An Absolute Minefield Of Ex-Boyfriends
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brandon @brandonis.online · 18/08/2026
people roast me sometimes for wearing a helmet but i also got hit by a car a few years ago and a helmet probably saved me from becoming a vegetable. new york drivers are insane even if you're the mayor
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brandon @brandonis.online · 18/08/2026
babe wake up its my 2 hour long window where i'm not actively lurking on this site
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brandon @brandonis.online · 18/08/2026
saw my first "heart so full" about honcho
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Louie Pearlman (the nice and alive one) @louiepearlman.com · 18/08/2026
Ringo looks wrongo
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brandon @brandonis.online · 08/08/2026
it clocked me, i fear
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brandon @brandonis.online · 06/08/2026
someday…… gothamist.com/news/new-yor...
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New York lawmakers propose lifting 1985 ban on LGBTQ+ bathhouses
A bill would replace the AIDS-era prohibition with state licensing and public health rules.
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brandon @brandonis.online · 05/08/2026
man this fucking sucks
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Aaron Meyers @aaronmeyers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury
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brandon @brandonis.online · 29/07/2026
also i finally bit the bullet and made this account a little more private now that i am ✨ back working full-time ✨(i got a new full time gig btw) might even change the url........
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brandon @brandonis.online · 29/07/2026
heading to LA in a few days. any bloomfs around? video unrelated
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brandon @brandonis.online · 28/07/2026
the calm before 😬
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brandon @brandonis.online · 27/07/2026
seems bad!
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
foolproof 👍
Men-only gyms seek to protect Christian men from lust
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brandon @brandonis.online · 22/07/2026
in brooklyn news there's a summer camp running horseback rides down my block
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The perfect parody doesn't exis-
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brandon @brandonis.online · 19/07/2026
back from the week of bears
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brandon @brandonis.online · 14/07/2026
the ceo, who is the grandson of the original dr bronner, is a he/they! www.thepinknews.com/2023/04/17/d...
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Dr Bronner's Magic Soaps CEO David Bronner is embracing he/they pronouns
David Bronner, CEO of Dr Bronner’s Magic Soaps, is one of the highest-profile US executives to have publicly embraced he/they pronouns.
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america’s local band cheekface @cheekface.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
What’s his Bluesky handle
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brandon @brandonis.online · 09/07/2026
starting a new job days before heading up to ptown
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I feel like Threads is actually the social media app that a ton of people think BlueSky is
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brandon @brandonis.online · 07/07/2026
crown heights’ own!
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Ethan @ethanhamm.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
TY @brandonis.online for introducing me to this Insta account of a Japanese woman who loves New Jersey www.instagram.com/reel/DZpUMQi...
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キキちゃん / Kiki chan on Instagram: ". New Jersey Classic 🇺🇸 Went to Rutt’s Hut! A super famous local spot founded in 1932. Their signature Ripper (deep-fried hot dog) was seriously shocking! Crispy o...
5,505 likes, 139 comments - kikiinnewjersey on June 16, 2026: ". New Jersey Classic 🇺🇸 Went to Rutt’s Hut! A super famous local spot founded in 1932. Their signature Ripper (deep-fried hot dog) was...
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brandon @brandonis.online · 03/07/2026
i’m sorry but the sun is the last thing i want to think of today
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brandon @brandonis.online · 02/07/2026
i heard that new york is the hottest place in the country rn
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