Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Read the comments under any news thread about recent Trump admin atrocities and you will find hundreds of Americans demanding that somebody else come save them 000
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 23/03/2025The ACA charged me $600 a year for being too broke to get the bad insurance you were offering thanks Obama happy birthday 000
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 22/03/2025You may not like it but this is what peak liberal activism looks like 070
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Kinda crazy how it’s not really legal to fire a legal firearm at a law officer even if they are doing something illegal and potentially deadly to you 000
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Okay so how long before account bots can start creating these chat bots and how long before we just push the whole internet out into the waves? 010
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 11/03/2025We had to do a fascism because we are just so ollllldddd 041
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Women who consume true crime content : I need to ask you something and I want you to be honest here please Are you partly doing research on how to avoid getting k*lled by your husband/boyfriend? I won’t tell him 000
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 09/03/2025I would rather be twice as insane as I am now than adult-baby-millennial-cringe brained enough to want to say stuff like that 010
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 09/03/2025One big drawback to substack is that I see the word “neurospicy” on there every day 120
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 07/03/2025So we’re building it people. It’s a beautiful park and with the cloning we’re doing, it’s incredible, the cloning we’re able to do. And they’re all females in the park. It’s incredible. And a lot of people are saying you’ll have trouble with the raptors, but we’ll see, I don’t think so 000
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 05/03/2025We got the feedback from our factory that they use our outerwear for case studies when demoing their capabilities to new clients. Huge W 000
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Yeah the one on the Buffalo ‘66 official soundtrack which fully rips top to bottom 000
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 03/03/2025The cartels have an opportunity to do something heroic for America 010
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Leaving aside the profiling and compiling and whatever, I think it’s weird how we all just forgot about our right not to be surveilled forever and everywhere. It’s not normal to be on camera all the time anywhere you go. Even if you don’t mind it, you never agreed to it. Nobody asked. That matters. 010
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 01/03/2025I think I’m onto something here. Someone else fill in the rest 020
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Big Dick Zelenskyy does not belong in this snake pit 000
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 01/03/2025No babe it is literally soo praxis the way you are always posting and looking at posts 000
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 28/02/2025For ten years people have been posting like “🧵 The racist and sexist implications of Car Talk. How Click and Clack uphold colonial white supremacist patriarchy 1/15” And now reactionaries control everything 000
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Working class people are gonna have to figure out how to communicate across political lines without lobbing heavily circulated idpol buzzwords and dog whistles but I worry in-group signaling is more satisfying to people than solidarity 🫤 010
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Hopefully an entire cabinet of the most treacherous, least principled, evilest, stupidest people in America will just kind of sort itself out 010
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Algorithmic attention economics has engineered a society optimized for bombastic retardation 010
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Watching this video made me feel really weird. The guy is just a tape loop of culture war twitter posts. His tone of sincerity is acted at roughly community theatre level. He believes that he believes this stuff but he’s just lost. Idc abt this guy but this is sobering substack.com/@robynelyse/...substack.comTrumpist Dies Simultaneously Shooting At Police And Tweeting About Gays, Trans People, AbortionMultitasking. 020
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 25/02/2025This guy really made four graphs about getting zero pussy 0492
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Meanwhile my life today in 2025 is full of men and women living and working together and having fun lovingly and harmoniously 040
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 23/02/2025What’s the name for the political belief system where I despise the billionaire class and understand the systemic causes of homelessness but I also want to beat someone’s ass for all the used needles and drug foil bits littering the park where I walk my dog? 000
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Why do I already know exactly what the wish would be 000
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Among many things that amaze me about this guy is that he notices and cares so much what people think about him. If I was as rich as him I would be so busy buying and ruining something else that I would not even notice people calling me an idiot. I would be in Greece on a yacht 000
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 21/02/2025The CIA definitely invented “pleasure activism” 000
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 21/02/2025When I was like 25 I worked the night shift in an involuntary psych unit. Some people took naps on their 30 minute lunch breaks, but I sat on the computer in the staff destim room and played minesweeper Anyway I almost killed myself right around then 000
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 20/02/2025I think there’s a good percentage of those people who believe that the constitutional crisis we’re in is anyone BUT Trump’s fault. These freaks are so addicted to being losers that they can’t even take the biggest W in recent history 010
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 20/02/2025They’re still doing the inverted people thing? Devotedly batshit 000
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Playing the Lumineers after I have been listening to Bon Iver makes some bad cultural subgenre Spotify playlist type of sense but I believe it should be punishable on death 010
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Substack actually does the same thing as this app and is better 010
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Don’t bully nerds they might be your liege lord some day 000
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Testing “stretched out JPEG” as a concept for an upcoming campaign. I like it! 010
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Nobody used Zuck’s stupid metaverse and everyone made fun of Elon on Twitter so those two guys decided to ruin the entire world. We shoulda never gave nerds power man 110
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Pound for pound I think music is the most powerful artform. Not that it’s easy or efficient to make music or anything - but just think about the theme from the original Mario. Now consider that the capacity of the entire game cartridge was 256kb. Safe to assume the music was like 1/10th of that 010
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 17/02/2025One very funny aspect of the last few years is that antifa never for one second existed in the way the institutions talked about and really it was just Washington coming out as profa 020
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 16/02/2025No disrespect but even knowing these words is thought cancer 000
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Yeppo. Without a militant radical left, this is what we get 010
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Except in KCD2 where you begin with a base of wine, add three handfuls of Feverfew and boil for two turns, grind one handful of Elderberry Leaves, then add them to the cauldron, add two handfuls of ginger, distill the mixture, then fill a Phial 070
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 15/02/2025I know there’s a lotta bad shit going on but the thing that is gonna turn me into a terrorist is the new ai feature on gmail where it summarizes the email you’re already reading in a panel which takes up half your display and is often a roughly equal word count to the email it summarizes 010
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Lady we don’t have rights anymore it’s clobberin time 060
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Calling your legislators is crazy. These are the people hurting you. I can’t imagine a better designed political time-waster than diverting people who care about stuff into a fuckin government voicemail box 000
Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Nice, looks like the whole possible anti-Trump coalition is gonna just keep measuring each other’s dicks forever regardless of how bad everything gets. Sick, great, nice 050