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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Soooo immigration is ok as long as they pay the orange Cheeto… wake up republicans. He grifted the F out of you morons.
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Dear whatever gods could be real… and Anonymous… we could use a hand. Thanks ❤️
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Carlos E. Gates @carlosegates.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
A picture is worth a thousand words.
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Im in.
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
You’re getting exactly what you deserve based on your vote. Enjoy.
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I voted, and not for the orange Cheeto and his South African puppet master
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Love you Canada. We’re not all looking to be enemies. Thank you for resisting!
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Resist!
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Jacqs @fooyoo2.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Indeed. Please follow the chart and keep your distance.
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
IN RBG WE TRUST!
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Look he’s headed back to Texas after abandoning us during a mega snow storm. Which he later blamed his child for because SHE wanted to go to Mexico… oh no wait he always looks like a weasel nvm.
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Ugh time to get out the margaritaville machine. I’ll need this on tap. No time to prep.
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
lol the shock and awe I just don’t feel is astounding.
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Just another CEO getting rich off the backs of others. Stop helping these scum suckers.
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I had a big lunch. Huge in fact. I’m a breatharian. I absorb nutrients from the atmosphere and sun light. Thanks though.
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Catholic hospitals with debt collecting departments… we’re looking at you first….
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I saw nothing. Even if I did. I was temporarily blind and rendered insane by pollution. Oh… no we played monopoly all day. You know how long that game can take to crush the will of the other players while you drain their accounts…. Blind and deaf other than that though.
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Do it. Come on Joe sign that executive order!
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Haha friends! We meet at last!
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Im sorry no receipt no return. Must be new, unused and contain the original packaging.
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Nobody in my family gets to raise their hand. You all suck.
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
To the Internet company that provides him his service… are you proud of yourself?
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
But… all those random pics people send me need a home…
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Soo the plan is to hate everyone and alienate all allies domestic and international. I mean Denmark is arming Greenland… the happiest people on EARTH are over our shit and it hasn’t even really started yet. Denmark can I have citizenship? My family is from there. I can’t help they came here. Please!
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Im sorry… head wha?
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Im taking applications for this vacancy in my life. Please read the advert below lol.
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Dear Panama, he’s all yours. Come get him. Quickly please. No time to waste. You want Muskrat too?
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I’d rather do almost anything imaginable with an amazing trans person that do almost absolutely anything imaginable with anyone who supports Vice President Cheeto and President Muskrat.
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Nancy Regan eat your heart out
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Hahahaha mom, dad, is that you?!
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Texas saw this and handed Louisiana its beer. Every road, every day, of every millennium in Texas is under construction.
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Stealing is a sin. Naughty evil Christians.
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Ooo baby eat a peach too 🤤
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Old yeller… it’s time. Get the ak47
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
You’re lucky the stench didn’t kill you. Escape with your life and be grateful you didn’t get eaten or raped.
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
And a partridge in a dysfunction treeee
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Um expansion… you mean invasion? You mean illegal occupation? You mean starting war? Y’all need to use your words and get your nose out of his Cheeto caked hole. Dear other nations, not all of us voted for him. Please offer citizenship. I pay my taxes.
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Soooo…. Do you already have your cell picked out then rapist in chief?
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🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I’m in.
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I once loved and respected the Supreme Court. The one place I couldn’t wait to see when I went to DC ages ago was the Supreme Court. As an adult it crushes me to see what a bastardized court of corruption it has become. RESIST! RESIST LIKE OUT LIVES DEPEND IN IT!!!
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Truth. All I have to do is shower put on some clean cloths, throw on a new hat and people think I done won that there lotto 😂
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
You can only lie cheat and steal from people for so long. You can only oppress and deny people for so long. You can only hide… for so long.
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
🎵Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies🎵
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Is it just me or could you see someone throwing one of these at butch built bottle blond MTG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🪦
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Dudes not even white. He’s freaking cherry tomato. Get a life.
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Stop throwing your money away to CEOs and big corps. Grow your own. Start small. Learn. Everything you grow yourself is less money you feed these greedy bastards!
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
😂 um I don’t wish to partake in either activity. I’ll be over here away from Jack and his horse.
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Brandon (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @brandonfaarup.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
was he trying to spell Mormons!? I think he was. In my head he was 😂
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