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Brandon Ellrich

@brandonellrich.substack.com
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I'm a gay man from the rural Midwest with two cats. Pathetic? Maybe, but I write about it so you can laugh with me (or at me). You can find me on Substack, mostly.

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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 25/05/2026
Am I a good writer, or do I get recognized just because I'm gay? #lgbtqia #humorwriter #writersofbluesky #blueskywriters #substackwriter
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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 12/02/2026
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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 12/02/2026
Check out my new publication, ellrichunraveling.substack.com #fiction #shortstories #flashfiction
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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 01/01/2026
#shortstories #christmasstory #fiction #darkchristmas
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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 23/12/2025
For some Trans people, FFS isn't about trying to "blend in." A clip of my conversation with @onyxrose95.bsky.social #trans #lgbtqia #lgbtq #ffs #facialfeminizationsurgery
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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 22/12/2025
Which version of "A Christmas Carol" is the best? #movies #filmreviews #holidaymovies #holidayfilms #christmasmovies #achristmascarol #muppets
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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 12/11/2025
Here's part of the poem from my latest post. Check it out! open.substack.com/pub/brandone... #substackwriter #humor #satire #dirtylaundry #writersofbluesky
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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 21/09/2025
Does your cat lick your face? #catsofbluesky #cats #catvideos #blackcats #humor #lgbtqia
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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 01/09/2025
Have you ever made a Peach Sugar Scrub? Check it out! brandonellrich.substack.com/p/the-gay-ba... #peachsugarscrub #diyskincare #substack #healthandbeauty #skincare
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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 22/07/2025
One of my Grindr stories #lgbtqia #lgbtq #grindr #gaydating #humor #gaydating
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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 10/07/2025
As a queer man living in the Midwest, I don't always feel safe revealing that I'm gay. #lgbtqia #lgbtq #substack #podcast #gaypride #lovestack
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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 12/06/2025
Talking about my first Pride experience on "Dirty Talk". #pride #lgbtqia #firstpride #lgbtq
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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 30/05/2025
So dramatic #catsofbluesky #cats #felines #catdad #catvideos
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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 09/04/2025
What goes up doesn't always want to come down. #cats #catstory #catsofbluesky #catupatree #catdad #catmom #petparent #humor
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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 17/01/2025
If you have cats in your house, you can probably relate to this. #cats #felines #petparent #catdad #humor #pets open.substack.com/pub/gaypussl...
A photo of a calico cat with an overlay of the title of the article "When You Suddenly Realize the Cats Run Your Household" with the subtitle "You don't always see it coming." Below that is a snippet "Since I don't have any subscribers yet, I'm starting with a humorous post" The source is at the bottom: "GAYPUSSLOVER.SUBSTACK.COM"
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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 14/01/2025
Join me on Substack! #substack #lgbtq #writer #blogging
A cartoon graphic shows the feet of various people walking above text that reads "100 subscribers: You did it. Brandon Ellrich is So Gay has reached its first hundred subscribers."
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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 02/01/2025
I opened a Christmas fortune cookie for New Years. It said, "Always remind people of their worth. Be kind." Seems like a lame fortune, tbh.
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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 22/12/2024
Any mice in here? 🐀🐈‍⬛
The backside of a black cat is sticking out of a Christmas gift bag turned on its side.
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